time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6312.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555ecb796368725fb5091900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently after Lettermans last show they literally tossed his set into the Dumpster. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555ecbe56368725fb5ea1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ecb796368725fb5091900#post_555ecb796368725fb5091900\r\nThat's show biz.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ecca56368721ee0074500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ecbe56368725fb5ea1900#post_555ecbe56368725fb5ea1900\r\nIt sounds sad.\r\n\r\n\"Ok folks! This is my last show, its been a pleasure\"\r\n\r\n*Zooms out to everything being burned including the cloth on his back*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555eccd663687224ef101000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ecca56368721ee0074500#post_555ecca56368721ee0074500\r\nGood luck with that.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555ed1d46368722c639e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH ON MY DASH?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ed25363687219cc4e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed1d46368722c639e0000#post_555ed1d46368722c639e0000\r\nDidn't take you for one of those cum-on-toy fetishists","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"555ed2a763687224ef811900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed25363687219cc4e0400#post_555ed25363687219cc4e0400\r\nI should punch you.\r\nAnd then kiss you.\r\nYou stupid cheeky adorable jackass.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ed42a63687224ef131c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed2a763687224ef811900#post_555ed2a763687224ef811900\r\nWouldn't be the first time.\r\n\r\nAnyways, i gotta wash my hair. Getting a haircut in an hour.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"555ed4636368722c635f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed42a63687224ef131c00#post_555ed42a63687224ef131c00\r\n\r\nGet that head fully shaved and shiny","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ed50d63687219cc7d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed4636368722c635f0200#post_555ed4636368722c635f0200\r\nAw yeah\r\n!http://staticmass.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dvd_his.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"555ed543636872798cc42600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should be in bed by now. I gotta be up in four hours.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ed5986368721efbc40500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shadow Mastery/Ruin Spec","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"555ed5c163687224ef831e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed50d63687219cc7d0700#post_555ed50d63687219cc7d0700\r\n\r\nBullseye!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed543636872798cc42600#post_555ed543636872798cc42600\r\n\r\nThen why are you here? Go sleep!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ed5d0636872798cb12700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed543636872798cc42600#post_555ed543636872798cc42600\r\nStay up\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"555ed63a636872798c862800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just found out there's a \"not gay\" tag; 11/10 Mountain Dew Doritos hilarious.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555ed670636872089b930e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed63a636872798c862800#post_555ed63a636872798c862800\r\n\r\nPlease tell me it's meant to be literal and not ironic","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ed6ad63687219cc260900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed63a636872798c862800#post_555ed63a636872798c862800\r\n\"Super gay\" is another fun one","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"555ed6e063687224ef672000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed670636872089b930e00#post_555ed670636872089b930e00\r\nA large number of them are about Spike too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ed74a6368721efb090700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Afternoon","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"555ed754636872798c9d2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed6ad63687219cc260900#post_555ed6ad63687219cc260900\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed63a636872798c862800#post_555ed63a636872798c862800\r\n\"Super gay\" is another fun one[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed6e063687224ef672000#post_555ed6e063687224ef672000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed670636872089b930e00#post_555ed670636872089b930e00\r\nA large number of them are about Spike too.[/bq]\r\n\r\nI'm sensing a connection here. This can't be a coincidence","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ed7a9636872089b3f1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed754636872798c9d2a00#post_555ed754636872798c9d2a00\r\nI'll have you know that I have NOTHING to do with it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ed7b8636872214f020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why are softballs called softballs?  They are not soft at all, my face can attest to that.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"555ed83f6368721efb210800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed7b8636872214f020000#post_555ed7b8636872214f020000\r\n\r\nSomeone thought it would be hilarious exactly for that reason.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed7a9636872089b3f1000#post_555ed7a9636872089b3f1000\r\n\r\n\r\n( - _-)<\r\n( - _-)>\r\n( - _-)<\r\n( - _-)>\r\n\r\nI'm watching you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ed85d636872089bb51100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed83f6368721efb210800#post_555ed83f6368721efb210800\r\nThere might actually be more than one Squiggy.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"555ed8d463687219cc470c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ed85d636872089bb51100#post_555ed85d636872089bb51100\r\nPlease darling, I'm one of a kind~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}