time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/638.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53abc9cf636872670bcf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc919636872650c6e0400#post_53abc919636872650c6e0400\r\n*Unknowingly to you, my soul survived, and is now inside your body, with you unaware. I put a blockage in your uretha, giving you blue balls overnight.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abca426368726652060500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc9cf636872670bcf0400#post_53abc9cf636872670bcf0400\r\n**blue balls of fire*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53abcaf26368726567340500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abca426368726652060500#post_53abca426368726652060500\r\n*Exactly.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abcb036368726764620500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abc9cf636872670bcf0400#post_53abc9cf636872670bcf0400\r\n*Sacrifices your soul to a elder god for super powers*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abcb836368726758dd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcb036368726764620500#post_53abcb036368726764620500\r\n*But you still don't know my soul is in your body committing antics.*\r\n*Gives you an itchy heart that you can't scratch.*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abcba06368726764960500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is Aquaman so goddamn sexy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53abcbf3636872662e870500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcb836368726758dd0500#post_53abcb836368726758dd0500\r\n*Notices a soul where a vacancy was previously and realizes Randomosaur is in there then sacrifices his soul to a elder god for super powers*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abcc326368726758500600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcba06368726764960500#post_53abcba06368726764960500\r\nTight body suit","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53abcc46636872650c0b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcbf3636872662e870500#post_53abcbf3636872662e870500\r\nOh, I'm inside you alright.\r\n*You find me in my physical form nailing your buttpipe*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abcca763687264d9c50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcba06368726764960500#post_53abcba06368726764960500\r\n\r\n\r\ni see you like the dumb types\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/YpVPFQU.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abcd47636872676e620600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcca763687264d9c50500#post_53abcca763687264d9c50500\r\nAquaman is actually really badass outside of the Super friends","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53abcd7863687265677d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcc46636872650c0b0600#post_53abcc46636872650c0b0600\r\n*Uses oni super strength to clench*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abcda563687264d9450600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcd47636872676e620600#post_53abcd47636872676e620600\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Aquaman_battle_for_atlantis_gamecube_cover_scan.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abce076368726764d10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcd7863687265677d0600#post_53abcd7863687265677d0600\r\nOoooh, feels even better.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abce7d63687264d9f20600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcda563687264d9450600#post_53abcda563687264d9450600\r\nThat game might have been bad, But he wasn't useless in it","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53abceb06368720c280e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abce076368726764d10600#post_53abce076368726764d10600\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcd7863687265677d0600#post_53abcd7863687265677d0600\r\nOoooh, feels even better.[/bq]\r\n. . . I don't think you know what a oni is.  That would be like trying to stick your dick in a trash compactor.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abcf536368720b7b100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abceb06368720c280e0000#post_53abceb06368720c280e0000\r\nJoke's on you, that's my fetish.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abcff26368720bef620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcf536368720b7b100000#post_53abcf536368720b7b100000\r\nI know you're joking, but what's sad is that chances are someone somewhere is earning themselves a darwin award by sticking their dick in a trash compactor to fulfill a fetish of theirs.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abd0346368720b3e9a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abcff26368720bef620000#post_53abcff26368720bef620000\r\nNo worries. Stem cell research to the rescue!\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abd4006368720a4b6c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and now ill leave.\r\n\r\n!http://thissongissick.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Kanye-West-Daft-Punk.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abdde06368720b244b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know getting philosophical here for a second, but I don't think I'm ever going to use the word \"evil\" again not cause I don't believe there is such a thing, but because it's overused.\r\n\r\nThe three ways people overuse the word \"evil\" summarized in a nutshell:\r\n1)Used to morally whitewash everything as a means of negating any moral lesson one can take from a situation.\r\n2)Used to oversimplify what lead to a situation.\r\n3)Used as a means of whitewashing events to make it seem as though you could never go down the same road.\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm going to totally godwin here, but what I mean by this is look at world war 2 history; very little is ever discussed about what events lead to the cause of world war 2.  The only thing you ever see anymore is about how the white horse of the allied forces road in saving the day, but no one ever talks about the economic and social reasons why hitler rose to power or how the economic conditions of post world war 1 created a volatile societal situation which caused dissatisfaction of those with monetary power, in that case the Jews and how extreme economic gaps can cause violence and extremism or how extremism obviously causes violence.\r\n\r\nIt seems as though 99% of the time the word is used it's used so that no one has to think and everything can automatically get swept away so everyone can go back to talking about <insert latest movie star getting caught by tabloids not wearing makeup>.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abdf8f6368720afdcb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abdde06368720b244b0400#post_53abdde06368720b244b0400\r\nYea. Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought.\r\n\r\nStrangely enough, I have a break from my responsibilities and I realize I've been very sloppy in how I've comported myself.\r\nLazy and haphazard.\r\nAnd the stress has made me short tempered and snappy.\r\n\r\nSo I've got to fix that.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53abe02a6368720c28fe0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abdde06368720b244b0400#post_53abdde06368720b244b0400\r\nI don't believe in good or evil, light or darkness, blessing or sin, etc.\r\nI myself believe in right or wrong.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53abe3346368720b24480600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abe02a6368720c28fe0400#post_53abe02a6368720c28fe0400\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abdde06368720b244b0400#post_53abdde06368720b244b0400\r\nI don't believe in good or evil, light or darkness, blessing or sin, etc.\r\nI myself believe in right or wrong.[/bq]\r\nI believe that everything is a cause and effect; not everything has a definitive cause nor does everything have a definitive effect nor must there be a cause nor must there be a effect and the and effect doesn't have to be equal.\r\n\r\nTo use a analogy if you roll a bowling ball down a steep road hill it could cause nothing or it could cause a twenty car pile up with dozens dead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53abe3806368720a4b150600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abe02a6368720c28fe0400#post_53abe02a6368720c28fe0400\r\nIs this a discussion of objective morality?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"}]}