time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6415.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556361d16368725e3b603300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563616f6368723cc9251500#post_5563616f6368723cc9251500\r\nOh I'm brutally honest so like ... Ya\r\n\r\nBesides I'm better as a big brother figure ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556361da636872075d6c3f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556360286368725e3b5f3000#post_556360286368725e3b5f3000\r\nOK so here is what you do, if she comes out and asks you tell her you aren't on the market because you don't feel ready for a relationship,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5563624b636872315b401b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556361da636872075d6c3f00#post_556361da636872075d6c3f00\r\nUgh\r\nThis is my fault cuz I'm the nice one out of everyone from my school \r\nBelieve it or not...\r\n\r\nPlus I hate her ex boyfriend so that helps to ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5563627d6368721a49f72d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563624b636872315b401b00#post_5563624b636872315b401b00\r\nI know your pain,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556362b963687231f7651100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5563624b636872315b401b00#post_5563624b636872315b401b00\r\nI was nice in school too.\r\nIn an entirely different way mind you","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556363286368722edfe20900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556362b963687231f7651100#post_556362b963687231f7651100\r\nI'm nice to the ladies.\r\nLike if they had guy problems id just say \"well fuck em, they are just assholes\"\r\n\r\nBut I'm horrible to my fellow men","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556363856368723cc9be1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556363286368722edfe20900#post_556363286368722edfe20900\r\nThat's kind of manipulative...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556363e9636872315bd51d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556363856368723cc9be1700#post_556363856368723cc9be1700\r\nEgh\r\nIt's not like I put the moves on them after.\r\n\r\nBut really... The guys at my school weren't worth it ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5563658c636872315b612000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/7/4/313774_v1.jpg! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55636654636872315b8a2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/150524.jpg!","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55636687636872075d044800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Got a cool new bag but nvm","author":null},{"id":"556367e36368723848f62000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636654636872315b8a2100#post_55636654636872315b8a2100\r\nI wonder what the character's name is? Has to be something naughty.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55636949636872075dfd4c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/968/510/179.png!\r\nHe has a point: every time I've dated someone who from the get go talked smoothly it turned out that they were a asshole in some manner.  Every time my mom has dated someone who from the get go talked smoothly it has ended horribly and same for my sister.\r\n\r\nIdunno; to me it just seems like those sort of people whenever they ask you out you're *just* another person in their dating history.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOh hey; 13k posts.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55636a2a6368723848562400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636949636872075dfd4c00#post_55636949636872075dfd4c00\r\nWell there's a difference between being smooth and simply being friendly. I consider myself a pretty friendly guy even to people I don't wanna fuck.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55636b356368722a0daf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636a2a6368723848562400#post_55636a2a6368723848562400\r\nSomeone that seems as though they have specific pick up lines that they've said multiple times that week and practice in front of a mirror.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55636b866368725e3b284500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636a2a6368723848562400#post_55636a2a6368723848562400\r\nI consider myself a pretty fucky guy even to people I don’t wanna friend. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55636bda6368721a49fe3d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636b356368722a0daf0000#post_55636b356368722a0daf0000\r\nYup. Although a dumb pickup line tends to work good as an Ice breaker if you're being ironic about it. Remember kids, sometimes the best way to get into someone's pants is by making them laugh their pants off.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55636bfc636872075d045200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562dc536368721de5ae1100#post_5562dc536368721de5ae1100\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"][bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562d0eb63687263b4c55a00#post_5562d0eb63687263b4c55a00\r\nWell, his name is Odin. Technically, that's his title. His real name is Wally.\r\n\r\nBorn on an average farm at the floating islands in the sea of clouds of Asgard, Wally wanted adventure. To do so, he decided to travel to the dangerous lands of Terra (Midgard in his language). Before that though, he had to fill in some forms and papers, take insurance and wait for a while until the forms were approved. Then, he traveled to one of the Midgardian portals which were located at the shrines in which the Asgardians worship their great god. He traveled to Midgard (legalized since he filled the forms) and had many adventures. \r\n\r\nHe later returned, became High King, challenged the former king in battle for the throne of Asgard and lived a swell retired-adventurer's life.\r\n\r\nOdin (which is Wally) is a pretty swell guy. He does care for his people and rules the kingdom fairly. He has two children who always seem to argue. Thor, a mighty warrior with a powerful hammer that can shoot lightning. Thor is a bit of an arrogant man who looks down on people but he's pretty nice. Also, he doesn't like to admit defeat and if lost, he would cry easily. Loki is a trickster lady (yes, Loki's a gal) and likes to flirt with people and tease. Like Thor, she's actually nice and a bit mature compared to her brother.\r\n\r\n\r\nThe idea was that the main character met Odin and they had a good meeting and feast. After knowing how powerful Odin was, he challenged the High King to a battle. Everyone was against it but Odin agreed which he later chose not to have a spar since he would easily kill the lad. So instead, Odin proposed a race through the skies using VertiBirds, a species of weak but large birds that were given special bionic implants when they reach a suitable age. The Vertibirds are basically birds with jet engines and user interface.\r\n\r\nThor and Loki tried to sabotage the race so that Odin would win (they dislike Midgardians) but was later scolded for it.[/bq]\r\n[/bq]\r\nI like it! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55636c556368723848d52700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636bda6368721a49fe3d00#post_55636bda6368721a49fe3d00\r\nAnd if you are not looking to get into someone's pants and just have a _relationship_, being funny is a nice way to start. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55636ccb6368722a0d910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636c556368723848d52700#post_55636c556368723848d52700\r\nIf however you are looking to get into a relationship with someone's pants, i can't really give you any advice. You best improvise.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55636cf66368723848c52800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636c556368723848d52700#post_55636c556368723848d52700\r\n[bq]That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. [/bq]\r\n-Roger Rabbit","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55636cfe6368721a49094000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The relationship thread today","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55636d0563687231f7c01e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636ccb6368722a0d910200#post_55636ccb6368722a0d910200\r\nBend over and talk to their pants directly. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55636d936368721a490e4100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636cf66368723848c52800#post_55636cf66368723848c52800\r\n\"It's True\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKL_-1FHqmE&feature=player_detailpage#t=3","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55636e616368721a49874200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55636949636872075dfd4c00#post_55636949636872075dfd4c00\r\nThat's good because the idea of being anywhere near someone I find attractive is terrifying\r\n\r\n^shivering and panic attacks are cute right?^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}