time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6436.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556404136368722d07b01400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The only thing I shave is my face","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556404546368721a47f41600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556403906368721a47a91500#post_556403906368721a47a91500\r\nHmmm, I'll have to think about it than.\r\n\r\nCuz I do want to sweat less but at the same time I don't want to be itchy!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5564045a6368722d07111500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shaving is ghey\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5564046963687275bf0b1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556403df6368727555d61900#post_556403df6368727555d61900\r\nActually, it is a good idea to keep that area cool because the heat could kill the sperm cells needed for reproduction.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556404756368722ee27f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556404136368722d07b01400#post_556404136368722d07b01400\r\nI guess you could say you shave your face, Off. (Yes I know that joked sucked, BLEEH) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556404cf6368723a523c0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556404756368722ee27f1300#post_556404756368722ee27f1300\r\n\"If you ever need to get rid of a few pounds of ugly fat, come talk to me. I'll me happy to cut off your head.\"\r\n\r\nOoooh!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5564054c6368722ee2e11400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564046963687275bf0b1900#post_5564046963687275bf0b1900\r\nWell, I don't know about that sperm killing but OK!\r\nNow, I just need to find this and buy it without rousing suspicion from my mom.\r\nShe can be a bit... hysterical...\r\nAnd I'm more embarrassed.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556406126368727555621e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564054c6368722ee2e11400#post_5564054c6368722ee2e11400\r\nJust say it's for your facial hair.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556406e46368722ee2691700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556406126368727555621e00#post_556406126368727555621e00\r\nWell, that may work...\r\n\r\nIf I could grow thick facial hair.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556407596368724c989f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564054c6368722ee2e11400#post_5564054c6368722ee2e11400\r\nBuy a few huge bad dragon toys first and leave them on your desk\r\n\r\nShe'll be too preoccupied with those to notice anything else","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5564075f63687275554b2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556406e46368722ee2691700#post_556406e46368722ee2691700\r\n\"It's for the dog. mom.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556407786368723a52201100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">open link to terrifying furry pornography \r\n>someone comes in your room\r\n!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/igaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_zpsufwj62jy.png!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556407a66368724c98dd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Huh. Apparently the comic Lucifer, a spin off of the excellent Sandman comic (read it!) Is getting a TV adaption...as a police procedural.\r\n\r\n\r\nAaaaalrighty then. Awkward choice.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556407fd63687243fe8f1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556407786368723a52201100#post_556407786368723a52201100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]>open link to terrifying furry pornography \r\n>someone comes in your room\r\n!http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/igaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_zpsufwj62jy.png![/bq]\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/5857bb17210d81fde6f2c048e15c6d76/tumblr_njq52osuic1u7591ko3_r1_250.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5564081f6368727584c02100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556407a66368724c98dd0200#post_556407a66368724c98dd0200\r\nApparently the Naoki Urasawa classic _Monster_ is getting a live-action adaptation thanks to HBO.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556408356368722d07c31b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556404cf6368723a523c0d00#post_556404cf6368723a523c0d00\r\nNU!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556407a66368724c98dd0200#post_556407a66368724c98dd0200\r\nComic Lucifer? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556408666368727555a02300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564081f6368727584c02100#post_5564081f6368727584c02100\r\nI'm watching Accel World still.\r\n\r\nchiyuri is a fucking Bro! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556408e86368727584b92300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556408666368727555a02300#post_556408666368727555a02300\r\nFun fact. I was actually using you as a Guinea pig to see if I should pick the series back up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556408f863687243fec51100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556408356368722d07c31b00#post_556408356368722d07c31b00\r\nYou could use that as a -insult- taunt though. You have my blessing, Dark One.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5564095463687243fe421200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564081f6368727584c02100#post_5564081f6368727584c02100\r\nThat sounds like it could be good.\r\n\r\nI wonder if the cast will still be Japanese.\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nWhy are you looking at me like I'm a brain dead chimp?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556408356368722d07c31b00#post_556408356368722d07c31b00\r\nIts a comic from the late 90s, early 2000s that dealt with well, Satan, after he left hell to two other angels due to events in the comic The Sandman. Apparently its really good.\r\n\r\nIt wasn't a police procedural, which is why I feel its strange choice. Ah dunno. Maybe its cause police stuff sells.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556409f663687243fe211300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556408f863687243fec51100#post_556408f863687243fec51100\r\nHmmm, You are right! I thank you for the comeback line my Asianess friend!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556408e86368727584b92300#post_556408e86368727584b92300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556408666368727555a02300#post_556408666368727555a02300\r\nFun fact. I was actually using you as a Guinea pig to see if I should pick the series back up.[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/574/337/64d.gif!\r\n*N-NANI!?!?!?*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55640a3f6368722ee21d1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564095463687243fe421200#post_5564095463687243fe421200\r\nHmmm, Maybe I'll check out the animated adaption! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55640a896368722ee2aa1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556409f663687243fe211300#post_556409f663687243fe211300\r\nMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55640afe6368723a52841600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Gods i feel sick","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55640b2a6368727584b82800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Chinese Hairstyles Through the Dynasties\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPdC_FkOlr0\r\n\r\nAncient Chinese saw cutting of hair as \"bodily mutilation\".","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}