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{"topics":[{"id":"53acca1d6368722998160400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acc8116368722c1e700300#post_53acc8116368722c1e700300\r\nWell within those parameters the answer would be a pornographic MLP universe so I would be quite well fucked figuratively and literally.\r\n\r\nAn answer more in keeping with the spirit that I think you meant by that question, well I'm still extremely fucked because that would be the Dresden Files universe and without even touching the big bads that means entities capable of turning me inside out and making balloon animals from my guts using only their minds, and also the sort who would do that for a laugh.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53acca646368720ba1e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"on today´s edition of worst rap album covers.\r\n\r\n!http://turntabling.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/WTF-Album-Covers-Top-Dog-Slam-Dunkn-Hoes.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acca686368722aba460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2012/6/hipster-cat-has-perfected-thousand-yard-stare.jpg!\r\nTibbles is euphoric.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53accc3c6368722babe50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/12/enhanced-buzz-11940-1292000675-6.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53accc676368722c498b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53accc3c6368722babe50300#post_53accc3c6368722babe50300\r\nDas a lot of bears...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53accca16368722accb40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53accc676368722c498b0300#post_53accc676368722c498b0300\r\n\r\n!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/12/enhanced-buzz-11792-1292001971-12.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acce016368722a7faa0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/12/enhanced-buzz-11940-1292002006-12.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acce796368722af9220400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acce016368722a7faa0300#post_53acce016368722a7faa0300\r\n.......Whhyyyyy?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acce956368722a3c400400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"She should have known there was a possibility of her getting pregnant.\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79807&Page=10 ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53accec36368720d3b090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acce796368722af9220400#post_53acce796368722af9220400\r\n\r\n!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11942-1292004467-11.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53accfc96368722414220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11841-1292004515-9.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acd1696368720c21850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11792-1292005791-19.jpg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acd3406368720c21c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We are now offering deep-fried Mars bars wrapped in bacon on pizza, which in turn is also deep-fried.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acd36a63687261b1800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd3406368720c21c40000#post_53acd3406368720c21c40000\r\nThat sounds disgusting.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acd38d6368721c82220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/e852d5d3ec0de3e290f3d1519efb4d15/tumblr_n7fpcipfHS1qgbzcro5_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acd3be63687224c2150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd38d6368721c82220000#post_53acd38d6368721c82220000\r\nAre they crossplaying?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53acd4586368721d62440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd3be63687224c2150000#post_53acd3be63687224c2150000\r\n\r\n\r\nno surprise considering gumball has crossdressed once.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acd4ff6368726edf9f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd3406368720c21c40000#post_53acd3406368720c21c40000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]We are now offering deep-fried Mars bars wrapped in bacon on pizza, which in turn is also deep-fried.[/bq]\r\nAll rise for the national anthem of the united states of america;\r\n\"~America.   America.  America.  AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! COMING IN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53acd57f63687247ad490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd4ff6368726edf9f0000#post_53acd4ff6368726edf9f0000\r\n\"AND DESTROY YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ARTERIES, YEAH!\"","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acd80363687279b1730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd4ff6368726edf9f0000#post_53acd4ff6368726edf9f0000\r\nTerrorists your game is through,\r\ncause now you have to answer to,\r\nAMERICA! FUCK YEAH!\r\nSo lick my butt and suck on my balls,\r\nAMERICA! FUCK YEAH!\r\nFreedom is the only way now","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53acd8576368725a04120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GMA, are you continuing Mashing Button?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acd99963687279da1c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acd8576368725a04120000#post_53acd8576368725a04120000\r\nYes I am, I'll probably have an update for it in about an hour or so.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53acdbdc63687249540b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's hard to overstate how much the _Jurassic World_ film photos make it seem like a TV movie.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53acde736368724bf4810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11932-1292005781-19.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53acdff963687258ed0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53acde736368724bf4810000#post_53acde736368724bf4810000\r\nYou know, I don't expect a lot from album artwork. Tell who the artist is and the name of the album, maybe give some sort of clear indication of what sort of music is being played and I'm good.\r\n\r\nThis album cover somehow meets all those criteria and yet still fails to meet expectations.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}