time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6498.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556885c663687220009a2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel so sad that I can't play Splatoon...\r\nGames here are expensive...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556887846368726836280b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Eh I don't think phone repair is right for me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"556888ee6368722000e73400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Splatoon is alright, but let's not kid ourselves here, we all know the reason why we bought Splatoon in the first place... [spoiler]*cough* Squid lolis *cough*[/spoiler]","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55688a1f63687275694a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556888ee6368722000e73400#post_556888ee6368722000e73400\r\nI think I remember a post where someone went into gamestop and literally called the game \"Squid lolis\" by accident and made an ass of himself.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55688aa76368727569cf0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55688a1f63687275694a0800#post_55688a1f63687275694a0800\r\nYeh.\r\n\r\n^~#LegalizeLoli2015~^","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"55688e716368722000ae3f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Break time\r\nRest of day will be setting up scaffolding \r\nShouldn't be a long day\r\nThen picking up Splatoon \r\nThen watch Mad Max tonight ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55688e876368725ec6a65000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556888ee6368722000e73400#post_556888ee6368722000e73400\r\nYou did","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55688f0f6368725ec6de5100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55688e876368725ec6a65000#post_55688e876368725ec6a65000\r\nOf course I did, what other reason do I need?","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"556898556368722027412800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556888ee6368722000e73400#post_556888ee6368722000e73400\r\nI'm pretty sure I know why *I* want Splatoon.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55689b74636872176b301300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"New Murata OPM chapter is apparently entirely new material.\r\n\r\nAlso, This is the last day of me being 17.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55689c74636872176b601400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55689b74636872176b301300#post_55689b74636872176b301300\r\nhave fun being an old man","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5568aaee6368721ddef20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got three little words for all of you.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]*GET INKED SON!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568ae466368720295860800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568aaee6368721ddef20200#post_5568aaee6368721ddef20200\r\nI cannae! I have no access to my wii u this weekend","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5568af456368721dde850700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/752a2621207fae155ceff4120368a8ec/tumblr_np48lnnLtm1s2kojso1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5568afab6368726836c64d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568ae466368720295860800#post_5568ae466368720295860800\r\nWhen will you have access?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568b27f63687202957b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My mom is blasting \"All About that Bass\" at this deafening volume that is inescapable in any room or through any headphones. She's fifty.\r\n\r\nHelp me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5568b2a26368721bb99e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568b27f63687202957b1100#post_5568b27f63687202957b1100\r\n\r\nLet the wubs flow through you","author":null},{"id":"5568b3226368721bb9820a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #2E1A\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568b2a26368721bb99e0900#post_5568b2a26368721bb99e0900\r\n\r\nOh, they're flowing right through me, all right. Piercing me and my good taste.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5568bb5b63687245e6130b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man I really need to get a new iphone charger.\r\nMy current one only works if its in the exact right position and it disconnects if it moves even slightly.","author":"4fc958fc945b703fa301f910"},{"id":"5568bb7d6368726e8b660700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568b27f63687202957b1100#post_5568b27f63687202957b1100\r\nSorry about that\r\nGood luck\r\nShould be leaving work soon\r\nShould have Splatoon in a couple hours ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5568be126368727ffa780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@apegacine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5568bb5b63687245e6130b00#post_5568bb5b63687245e6130b00\r\nremember when apple made chargers that were durable as fuck? those were the days","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5568be4a6368726e8b230d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/d7cd62f49976dc1ab2e880bcd9676455/tumblr_miqdlvZ9VK1qh94v6o1_r2_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5568bf0063687245e6ef1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dammit Mrs. Sommers! I should be playing my dumb squid video game not learning about how perpetual victimization is bullshit! I love you!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5568bf7f63687252c4ac0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was considering buying splatoon, but I've gotta get BF4 Premium so I can play more servers.","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"5568bfeb63687245e67d1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55689b74636872176b301300#post_55689b74636872176b301300\r\nWelcome to adulthood! TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"}]}