time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6505.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556932776368721e7e9d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello once again, audience. Spent all morning cleaning the back yard and the garage that is too over-sized. My family is going to the mall later and I'm staying at home. Probably invite her over later.\r\n\r\nBut before any of that I must take a bath now because I smell a dog.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556932c16368726805572f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"It's the Chinese _Dragonborn_!\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Gaozu_of_Han#Birth_and_early_life","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556932fd6368721b49e50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556932776368721e7e9d0200#post_556932776368721e7e9d0200\r\nSexy bath?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5569345b6368721b49b60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Boats","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"556934e66368723ac1b12500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5569345b6368721b49b60600#post_5569345b6368721b49b60600\r\nAnd hoes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5569359d6368723ac1362700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just getting around to today's JoJo now","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556935cf6368726805233600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My cheapness is gettin' pretty annoying.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55693689636872079f993e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5569359d6368723ac1362700#post_5569359d6368723ac1362700\r\nGet ready for [spoiler]*DIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556936986368721b491d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait a second\r\nSo Dio is posing at the top of the stairs, he stops time, picks up Polnareff and moves him down the stairs, then runs back up, back into his pose, and starts time, over and over\r\n\r\nDio, you are a child","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556936e863687241864d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556936986368721b491d0b00#post_556936986368721b491d0b00\r\nEven immortal time stopping vampires want to have a little fun.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"556936f56368726b30750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556936986368721b491d0b00#post_556936986368721b491d0b00\r\nHey even an immortal vampiric psychopath needs to have fun.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5569370a636872603a1b0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also just showered","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5569370e6368726805083900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556936e863687241864d0900#post_556936e863687241864d0900\r\nDamn you...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556937206368726399270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556936e863687241864d0900#post_556936e863687241864d0900\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556936f56368726b30750000#post_556936f56368726b30750000\r\n\r\nI know, but it's hilarious","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556937ad6368726b30a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556937ce636872603a860900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Just saw Kung fury\r\n\r\nIt was awesome.\r\n\r\n-molly","author":null},{"id":"556937d06368724186fb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BlrbEVKCYAAhie7.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55693835636872603a360a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, so I have to\r\nIs Dio going to get arrogant with his ability to stop time, and is that going to be his downfall\r\n\r\nOr will the solution not actually be a cliche, and they have to find a clever way to stop him, like JoJo usually does","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5569387e6368721b49b20e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55693835636872603a360a00#post_55693835636872603a360a00\r\nEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH...\r\nUMMMMMMMMMM...\r\nUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH....\r\nHMMMMMMMMMM...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556938986368726ff3911e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55693835636872603a360a00#post_55693835636872603a360a00\r\nFIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURES!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5569389c636872183d471500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5569387e6368721b49b20e00#post_5569387e6368721b49b20e00\r\nBoth?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556938d66368726ff3141f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5569389c636872183d471500#post_5569389c636872183d471500\r\nI'm not gonna say anything. I want to see how you react as a Jojo virgin.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556938e36368726805d63c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556938d66368726ff3141f00#post_556938d66368726ff3141f00\r\nFair enough","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556938e66368721b498e0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i can't even","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556938fc6368726ff3611f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556938e66368721b498e0f00#post_556938e66368721b498e0f00\r\nSo odd instead.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}