time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/651.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53adf4546368727c40f70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf3e16368722bd2780400#post_53adf3e16368722bd2780400\r\nOK.\r\n*Releases dinoshark into the ocean for you*\r\nBut since you're a lawyer, I would like for you to go to the bathroom.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adf4bd6368722c079a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf4546368727c40f70300#post_53adf4546368727c40f70300\r\n\r\n\r\nok, but if anything happens ill see you in the court.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adf54d6368727f94420400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf4bd6368722c079a0400#post_53adf4bd6368722c079a0400\r\n*A _Tyrannosaurus rex_ breaks into the bathroom and eats you*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adf8626368727e83d50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf54d6368727f94420400#post_53adf54d6368727f94420400\r\n\r\nWhy is a dinosaur in the bathroom","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53adfdc463687233bfd00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf54d6368727f94420400#post_53adf54d6368727f94420400\r\n\r\n\r\n*randomo is then sued for first degree murder of a lawyer and is sent to prison for life, also they take all his money for the sake of it*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae03636368720ee85e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae299/jonebone/100_6313.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ae03ce63687210c1650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So after taking a nap I've calmed down, but I'm going back through a lot of the work we've done in class and jesus christ on a cracker is a lot of the math wrong; so much of the book mathematically is wrong that I want to punch something.\r\n\r\n*Punches a hole right through Randomosaur*\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3364699/kung-pow-epic-stomach-punch-o.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0b7d6368720e12660200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae03ce63687210c1650000#post_53ae03ce63687210c1650000\r\n*Offers Uc9 some orange juice*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0c2a636872107b2e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0b7d6368720e12660200#post_53ae0b7d6368720e12660200\r\n*PULP OR NON-PULP?!*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0c6f6368720ee8a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0c2a636872107b2e0300#post_53ae0c2a636872107b2e0300\r\nNon-pulp. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0cc56368720e9e6b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0c6f6368720ee8a20200#post_53ae0c6f6368720ee8a20200\r\n*OKAY!*\r\n*[ANGRILY DRINKING IT INTENSIFIES!]*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0d176368720ec6b60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0cc56368720e9e6b0200#post_53ae0cc56368720e9e6b0200\r\nThat was actually Agent Orange.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0d9463687210c10e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you were sent to any time in the past, what would your fake name be and occupation?\r\n(Note: No being royal or religious, I'm trying to see at normal people level.)\r\n\r\nI'd be at the Great Age Of Piracy and act as a scholar or a commander of an armada of ships for the French.\r\nMy name would be Francois El-Matyrdom.\r\n\r\n(Note: I made that name without thinking.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae0dc2636872108fd70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0d176368720ec6b60200#post_53ae0d176368720ec6b60200\r\nWhy do you always use Agent Orange?!\r\nWhy not Pineapple or Blueberry?!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae0deb636872107bb90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0d176368720ec6b60200#post_53ae0d176368720ec6b60200\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120222174541/asuraswrath/images/3/3b/Asura%27s_Wrath_SS_9.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0dfc6368720f99e40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0d9463687210c10e0300#post_53ae0d9463687210c10e0300\r\nI'd go back to late 50s and be a Beatnic. Know idea what I'd call myself, I've never been good at coming up with names.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ae0e056368720e49b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0dc2636872108fd70200#post_53ae0dc2636872108fd70200\r\nAgent Orange is far more deadly.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0e6a636872107bd10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0d9463687210c10e0300#post_53ae0d9463687210c10e0300\r\nI would go back to the Cretaceous and become a MOTHERFUCKING _T. REX_!\r\n\r\nMy name would be Uncle Hatefuckz.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0eca63687210b0960300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd go back thousands of years and take over the entire world with my knowledge of technology and industrialize the world with all that money being put towards advancing technology as fast as possible then retire.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0f956368720f51c90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media.indiedb.com/images/games/1/28/27193/T._rex_improved_feathers.jpg!\r\nA dino simulator called _Saurian_ is currently in development.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae105d63687211051a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God damn it;\r\nhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/the-islamic-state-of-iraq-and-syria#calamitywillbefallUS\r\nTerrorists on twitter. . . I wish this was a joke.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae11a863687210b0880400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"\"Makes perfect sense.\"\":http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=100822 \r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae12fe6368720fa9970400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0d9463687210c10e0300#post_53ae0d9463687210c10e0300\r\n\r\n\r\ni would take a camera and record some moments in HD, like that alien that landed in some desert or hd footage of the so called sasquatch.\r\n\r\nor go to really old times, record the ancient aliens of egypt.\r\n\r\nthe other option would be to bring lots of guns and subjogate ancient civilizations, steal their riches and come back to make money out of it.\r\n\r\nlast option would be to steal rappers lyrics and instrumentals, and release them under my name, to be recognized as the pioneer of hip hop.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae139d63687210f50b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just got back from Trans4mers.\r\nKill me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ae13f26368720fa9ee0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been really thinking about What Kamen rider Would likely do best in a western market,\r\n\r\nI've settled on either W\r\n!http://kedah2u.com.my/kamen-rider/29-masked-rider-double-w/masked-rider-double-w.jpg!\r\n\r\nOr Fourze\r\n!http://www.gorobonow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kamen_rider_fourze_by_blakehunter-d48btmf.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}