time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6523.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556a3fd26368722abc300900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a3f6963687222116f0100#post_556a3f6963687222116f0100\r\nDid they have an octopus?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a401e6368722308040300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a3fa86368722308fb0100#post_556a3fa86368722308fb0100\r\n\r\nAngry demon god is angry","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556a407463687212feac0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a3f6963687222116f0100#post_556a3f6963687222116f0100\r\nThey're all busy in Splatoon.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556a40776368722ade2a0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a3fa86368722308fb0100#post_556a3fa86368722308fb0100\r\nY\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a3fd26368722abc300900#post_556a3fd26368722abc300900\r\n^yeah but he was hidin'^\r\n\r\nThere were cuttlefish but those don't count","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556a413b6368720252060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!\r\n!http://cutecat9.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Cute-kitten-wears-a-pink-dress-resizecrop--.jpg! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556a41966368720f3f3d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a413b6368720252060000#post_556a413b6368720252060000\r\n!http://d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Screen-Shot-2013-11-21-at-12.28.27-PM.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556a41f66368720f3f030800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a41966368720f3f3d0700#post_556a41966368720f3f3d0700\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/601/1324323479001.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556a424d6368720f3fb60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a41966368720f3f3d0700#post_556a41966368720f3f3d0700\r\n!http://www.digitaljournal.com/img/5/1/6/1/1/2/i/8/1/6/o/331_0655.JPG! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556a42626368720f3fe30800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a40776368722ade2a0a00#post_556a40776368722ade2a0a00\r\nThe octopus was probably plotting something.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a42f46368720e46790200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a41f66368720f3f030800#post_556a41f66368720f3f030800\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a424d6368720f3fb60800#post_556a424d6368720f3fb60800\r\n!http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/l-Protective-mama-A-mother-barn-owl-protects-her-babi..jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556a42f66368722adefc0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a42626368720f3fe30800#post_556a42626368720f3fe30800\r\nNah. He was off with his wife and two kids.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556a432b6368722261150900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a42f46368720e46790200#post_556a42f46368720e46790200\r\n!https://img0.etsystatic.com/010/0/5352154/il_fullxfull.421452674_tabn.jpg! ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556a435863687249751d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a42f66368722adefc0f00#post_556a42f66368722adefc0f00\r\nIf Splatoon has taught me anything it's that an octopus is not to be trusted and is probably evil.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a43ca6368724975bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a435863687249751d0000#post_556a435863687249751d0000\r\n\r\n\r\n!http://www.fanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/octodad.png!\r\n\r\nEvil mastermind all along","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"556a45706368720f3f5d1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a43ca6368724975bf0000#post_556a43ca6368724975bf0000\r\n!http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/splatoon/images/5/58/B-2ITAtUUAANwlE.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150228182917!\r\nPURE. EVIL.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a48206368724975a60800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sailor moon is making me fucking furious.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556a48436368720f3f3f1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a48206368724975a60800#post_556a48206368724975a60800\r\nHow so?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a486e6368720f3fb61700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/SXjiz2P.png![/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556a487a6368724975750900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a48436368720f3f3f1700#post_556a48436368720f3f3f1700\r\nI have no idea.\r\n\r\nEverything is pissing me off today.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556a489a6368720cc92b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love cuddling and nuzzling my cat\r\n\r\nNow if only I could give my boyfriend the same affection","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556a48b86368720e46900e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a487a6368724975750900#post_556a487a6368724975750900\r\nTake a break man. Go run your head under some cool water.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a492463687275712d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a486e6368720f3fb61700#post_556a486e6368720f3fb61700\r\nChildhood in soils!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556a493b6368720e46f40f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a486e6368720f3fb61700#post_556a486e6368720f3fb61700\r\n...I don't know what I was expecting.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"556a49646368720252001100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a486e6368720f3fb61700#post_556a486e6368720f3fb61700\r\nIn her defense, I'd probably do the same thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556a49946368720f3f9c1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556a486e6368720f3fb61700#post_556a486e6368720f3fb61700\r\n\r\nSo _that's_ how they did it in the Middle Ages","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}