time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/654.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ae3ac8636872108b060400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae3a036368720fea930300#post_53ae3a036368720fea930300\r\nTo um me um the um second um movie um was um painful um because um of um all um the um um's he um says um all um the time um and um therefore um the um enjoyment um factor um was um drastically um reduced um for um me um at um least.  It um was um already um painful um in um the um first um movie um already, um but um by um the um second um movie um I um wanted um to um gouge um my um ears um out.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae3af76368720d2c910300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'll just post this here...\r\n\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/4/10/597159/large.png!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae3b156368720d9c0e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae3ac8636872108b060400#post_53ae3ac8636872108b060400\r\nHaha.\r\n\r\n\"Here is a LP of the 2003 game if you're interested.\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoSxy6jRBhc ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae439563687210392f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"squiggybomb = frank ocean\r\n\r\nuc9 = inmortal technique.\r\n\r\nrandomosaur = earl sweatshirt.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae441e6368726f51120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae439563687210392f0600#post_53ae439563687210392f0600\r\nI am deeply confused.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ae4454636872714c130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae439563687210392f0600#post_53ae439563687210392f0600\r\nWat?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae44766368726e6c0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae441e6368726f51120000#post_53ae441e6368726f51120000\r\n\r\ni was bored waiting for my pizza in the park, so i started associating derpibooru members with rappers.\r\n\r\nand im so bored without games so i felt like posting it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae44a16368726fd0080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.showwallpaper.com/wallpaper/1008/046615.jpg!\r\nTatoba! Tatoba Tatoba!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae44fd6368726fb40e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae44766368726e6c0e0000#post_53ae44766368726e6c0e0000\r\nI'd rather have you associate Derpibooru members with pornstars.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae468863687270e02d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae44fd6368726fb40e0000#post_53ae44fd6368726fb40e0000\r\nRandomsaur- Miley Cyrus\r\n\r\nWait, you're telling me she's not a pornstar?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae46ca6368726f93a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae44fd6368726fb40e0000#post_53ae44fd6368726fb40e0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae44766368726e6c0e0000#post_53ae44766368726e6c0e0000\r\nI'd rather have you associate Derpibooru members with pornstars.[/bq]\r\nI call dibs on Bailey Jay.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae479b6368726e9f960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae46ca6368726f93a10000#post_53ae46ca6368726f93a10000\r\nHeshe should be starred with an actual woman. It would be the closest thing possible to futa-on-female actual porn.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae485a6368726f93e50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae44fd6368726fb40e0000#post_53ae44fd6368726fb40e0000\r\n\r\n\r\nyou cant stop me\r\n\r\nrandomosaur = B.O.B\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae49d163687270525a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hope a synthetic animal chromosome gets created in the next few years. We went from a bacterial genome in 2010 to a yeast chromosome in 2014. Same month too (May).","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae4a6a63687271396a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae49d163687270525a0100#post_53ae49d163687270525a0100\r\nOops, the yeast chromosome was in March.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae4c1e63687270cee80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A monster appears out of nowhere\r\n\r\n*Sigh*\r\n\r\nHenshin!\r\n\r\n@Joker!@\r\n\r\n*The Cyclone Gaia Memory appears in the other slot of my belt*\r\n\r\n*I secure the Cyclone one in and Apply the Joker one*\r\n\r\n@Cyclone! Joker!@\r\n\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140522064110/kamenrider/images/thumb/7/77/KR-CycloneJoker.png/180px-KR-CycloneJoker.png!\r\n\r\n_Now, Count up your sins_\r\n\r\n*Trashboat and Number1pegasus Became Kamen rider Double!*\r\n\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae4fe56368726fd0d40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae4c1e63687270cee80100#post_53ae4c1e63687270cee80100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]_Now, Count up your sins_[/bq]\r\n*Uses recursive function to calculate my sins\r\n*Accidentally causes a stack overflow","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae50e96368726fe1c10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Uc9, did you watch the LP I linked to?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae51106368727120640300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae4c1e63687270cee80100#post_53ae4c1e63687270cee80100\r\nHow exactly are we defining sin here?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53ae5141636872725b220300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*We blast the monster out of the building with a big blast of wind*\r\n\r\n*We envelop ourselves in a Whirlwind and Fly after him*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae524963687272070a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae50e96368726fe1c10300#post_53ae50e96368726fe1c10300\r\nNo; doing stuff.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae529e6368726f14b20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_Jurassic World_ will have a hybrid dinosaur in it, so if there is a park building game that comes out with it, it might (and should) have a gameplay feature where you can cross the DNA of multiple dinosaur species together.\r\n\r\nI mean, who doesn't want a park full of _T. rex_/raptor hybrids that you can set loose?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae53186368726fe18a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*We're fighting near the Derpibooru building*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae55de6368725746010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Zzzzzz...","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53ae55ee636872572e070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Headcanon: Futa ponies exist in Equestria. They are genetically female or male due to their chromosomes, but have genitalia of the opposite sex. They occur in one out of two thousand births.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}