time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/655.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ae584b636872572eb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae53186368726fe18a0400#post_53ae53186368726fe18a0400\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]*We're fighting near the Derpibooru building*[/bq]\r\n*Drinks alcohol*\r\n*Grows to the size of a mountain*\r\n!http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25900000/Suika-suika-ibuki-25999708-495-700.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae59326368725a1d420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Engulfs the monster in a Tornado*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae5a31636872572e800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae59326368725a1d420100#post_53ae59326368725a1d420100\r\n*Runs out of booze, goes to the store to get more*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae5b9863687257ed310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Silly God, planting reef fossils to confuse scientists.\":http://www.science20.com/news_articles/cloudina_animals_were_building_reefs_550_million_years_ago-139463 \r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae5bc46368725746f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*As our anti-heroes fight for no apparent reason in front of Derpibooru, the skies turn dark, flares of burning wind pierce from above, large typhoons and tornadoes shred the mountains and blue lighting clashed with each other, fighting for supremacy to reach their goal, the cold dirt ground of Terra.*\r\n\r\n*Indeed, a glorious it was and still is, as the narrator just sits on a Nimbus cloud, sipping on tea and eating crumpets with a microphone next to him that controls the very essence of the Universe. They looked at me from below, wondering what that voice is. All I could say was \"Yo.\"*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae5bdc63687257a02c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The Monster's getting away*\r\n\r\n*They finish it off with a rider kick*\r\n\r\nTrashboat: Now for this other one!\r\n\r\nNumber1pegasus: Yes!\r\n\r\n*I revert back to myself*\r\n\r\n*The Cyclone Gaia memory disappears*\r\n\r\n*I take out another Gaia memory*\r\n\r\n@Heat!@\r\n\r\n*Another Gaia memory appears in another slot of the belt*\r\n\r\n*I secure the Heat Gaia memory*\r\n\r\n@Heat! Metal!@\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140328132431/kamenrider/images/thumb/a/ae/HeetuMetaru.png/180px-HeetuMetaru.png!\r\n\r\n*Follows on our Bike*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae5c5463687257b0530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And I throught I was the only one...\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/782/755/d17.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53ae5c5e63687257de5d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5bc46368725746f70100#post_53ae5bc46368725746f70100\r\n*Puts a blockage in your uretha, then makes your balls fill with semen and pee, giving you the blue balls of fire*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae5d4663687258d5c80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5c5463687257b0530200#post_53ae5c5463687257b0530200\r\ninb4 Disney screaming.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ae5d4b636872589ed30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5c5e63687257de5d0200#post_53ae5c5e63687257de5d0200\r\n*Sadly, the young drake had forgotten who the narrator was and as narrator, I controlled everything including breaking the laws of physics, biology and chemistry. The blue balls of fire were quickly put out and instead, the randomly generated dinosaur turned into a _baby_ random generated dinosaur.*\r\n\r\n*It was a glorious moment.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae5d9e63687257fd460300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5d4b636872589ed30200#post_53ae5d4b636872589ed30200\r\n*Jumps on your face, then eats out your eyes*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae5e02636872572ef70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5bdc63687257a02c0200#post_53ae5bdc63687257a02c0200\r\n*Suika isn't destroyed only poofs smaller to be able to fit into convenience store to be able to get alcohol thus confusing Trashboat thinking he destroyed her*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae5e9263687257a0150300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5e02636872572ef70200#post_53ae5e02636872572ef70200\r\nOOC: That was a random monster, Now they're after her\r\n\r\n*They Leap off their Bike and Run into the convenience store*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae5f1663687257a04b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5e9263687257a0150300#post_53ae5e9263687257a0150300\r\nToo late; I drank all the booze in the city!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae602e63687257a0d40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5f1663687257a04b0300#post_53ae5f1663687257a04b0300\r\n*They look up at suika, Then at the Rod*\r\n\r\nTrashboat: I don't think this is going to get it, Peg! HeatTrigger!\r\n\r\n\r\n@Heat! Trigger!@\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140328133223/kamenrider/images/thumb/e/e1/Kamen_Rider_HeatTrigger.png/180px-Kamen_Rider_HeatTrigger.png!\r\n\r\n@Maximum Drive!@\r\n\r\n*Starts firing a Steady stream of fire at Suiki*\r\n\r\nOOC: Right now, Me and Number1pegasus are sharing the same body as Kamen rider W (If you didn't get that)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae60aa63687257fd960400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae602e63687257a0d40300#post_53ae602e63687257a0d40300\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5f1663687257a04b0300#post_53ae5f1663687257a04b0300\r\n*They look up at suika, Then at the Rod*\r\n\r\nTrashboat: I don't think this is going to get it, Peg! HeatTrigger!\r\n\r\n\r\n@Heat! Trigger!@\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140328133223/kamenrider/images/thumb/e/e1/Kamen_Rider_HeatTrigger.png/180px-Kamen_Rider_HeatTrigger.png!\r\n\r\n@Maximum Drive!@\r\n\r\n*Starts firing a Steady stream of fire at Suiki*\r\n\r\nOOC: Right now, Me and Number1pegasus are sharing the same body as Kamen rider W (If you didn't get that)[/bq]\r\n*The convenience store blows up with everyone inside it*\r\nIn retrospect using fire near 120 proof alcohol was a bad idea.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae612863687257a0450400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae5d9e63687257fd460300#post_53ae5d9e63687257fd460300\r\n*As the tiny dinosaur now turned female because the narrator says so starts eating the narrator's eyes out, he sat there, motionless and smokes a pipe that made bubbles even though it was on fire.*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae61ab63687257cee30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae60aa63687257fd960400#post_53ae60aa63687257fd960400\r\n@Cyclone! Trigger!@\r\n\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140320054632/kamenrider/images/thumb/7/78/Kamen_Rider_CycloneTrigger.png/180px-Kamen_Rider_CycloneTrigger.png!\r\n*Starts rapidly firing Highly compressed Air*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae64fe6368726cbe0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae61ab63687257cee30400#post_53ae61ab63687257cee30400\r\n\" \"Kamen Rider begins to wonder to himself why there was a voice in my head dictating everything I did and thought he thought.  Now the voice was describing itself being considered by Kamen Rider who found it particularly strange.  I'm dreaming about a voice describing me thinking about how it's describing my thoughts he thought.\r\n\r\nHe would prove it!  He would prove that it was a dream so he closed his eyes and invited himself to wake up. 'Let me wake up! I'm through with this dream!  Please it's all I want.  All I want is my life exactly as I remember it.  I am okay.  Kamen Rider began screaming, 'I am Kamen Rider; I have a team!  I have a hensin!  I am real!  Please someone tell me I'm real!  Who am I?! Who am I?!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3raVsi_0iM \"\r\n(link if you don't get the reference)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae67836368726a1a960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae64fe6368726cbe0e0000#post_53ae64fe6368726cbe0e0000\r\n_That's Not going to work on Us!_\r\n\r\nTrashboat: Let's finish this!\r\n\r\nNumber1pegasus: Let's!\r\n\r\n@Cyclone! Joker!@\r\n\r\n@Joker!@\r\n\r\n\"@Maximum Drive!@\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgoyXzGgvQ#t=1480\r\n\r\nOOC: If it doesn't take you to Double's finisher, Go to 20:40","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae6a0b63687269c2ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae67836368726a1a960000#post_53ae67836368726a1a960000\r\n*Narrator tells Kamen Rider he is not real and that he is merely a fictional tv show character being role played by a person on the internet*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae6bbf6368726ab3ab0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae6a0b63687269c2ac0100#post_53ae6a0b63687269c2ac0100\r\n*That would have worked if it was the actual Kamen rider W, However, It's actually supposed to be Me and Number1pegasus*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae6e656368726c15510300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae6bbf6368726ab3ab0200#post_53ae6bbf6368726ab3ab0200\r\n*Narrator breaks the fourth wall by telling Trashboat he isn't real either in that the human mind in of itself a story that the brain tells itself and is based off past physical experiences and that people without memories can not function because their awareness of self no longer exists*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae6f89636872698e1d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae6e656368726c15510300#post_53ae6e656368726c15510300\r\nOOC: I have no Idea how to react to that\r\n\r\n*Decade Walks in and Kills the narrator*\r\n\r\n*THE END*\r\n\r\nSeriously though, I'm going to bed in a bit\r\n\r\n!http://d.facdn.net/art/kry-havoc/1277438634.kry-havoc___comission___kry_havoc___by_blade_the_crow.png!\r\nA weird thing I found on Furaffinity before I leave","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53ae720e636872699eac0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"what the fuck happened.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}