time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6576.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556df4036368723403ba0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df3d963687204d6d50f00#post_556df3d963687204d6d50f00\r\nFreddy Krueger vs Squiggy go","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556df4746368726d70f30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df4036368723403ba0800#post_556df4036368723403ba0800\r\nPlease darling. My dreams are too colorful for Mr. Krueger.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556df49f6368723403c40900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df3d963687204d6d50f00#post_556df3d963687204d6d50f00\r\nIs it in the real world? Because if not, Freddy all the way. If so, I'd say they're about even with a slight lean towards joker.  Freddy's durable but joker's got weapons out the ass. \r\n\r\nIn a prank off if say whoever wins we all lose","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556df4d7636872509a9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df49f6368723403c40900#post_556df49f6368723403c40900\r\nI don't know man. Being inside the subconscious of The Joker...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556df54163687263420c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df4746368726d70f30500#post_556df4746368726d70f30500\r\nDo you have homosex rainbow superpowers?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556df5a86368726342b30800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df4d7636872509a9e0000#post_556df4d7636872509a9e0000\r\nThere's actually a comic about that that I have. It's nuts but nothing Freddy couldn't handle. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556df62163687204d6c71300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df54163687263420c0800#post_556df54163687263420c0800\r\nWell if he's a dream warrior then probably\r\n\r\nwhat would my dream warrior power be? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556df67a6368726342350a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df62163687204d6c71300#post_556df62163687204d6c71300\r\n[spoiler]Probably something based around weight.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556df68f63687204d6a81400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df62163687204d6c71300#post_556df62163687204d6c71300\r\nPorn\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556df6e26368726342e20a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df67a6368726342350a00#post_556df67a6368726342350a00\r\nIt would probably goddamn terrifying\r\n for everyone else I mean","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556df6f36368726d70920900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df68f63687204d6a81400#post_556df68f63687204d6a81400\r\nAlso potentially terrifying","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556df7ea636872509a100400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df6f36368726d70920900#post_556df6f36368726d70920900\r\n\"Potentially\"","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556dfa0c6368727e3cb90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I don't understand how this show existed\":http://youtu.be/R9-g7zRpayw\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556df7ea636872509a100400#post_556df7ea636872509a100400\r\nHey I like some normal stuff\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLike\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nUm","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556dfc4863687204d6031f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dfa0c6368727e3cb90300#post_556dfa0c6368727e3cb90300\r\nSee? You _are_ a horrible, twisted, degenerate human being.\r\n\r\n\r\nEnjoy it.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556dfce163687278e2450d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dfc4863687204d6031f00#post_556dfc4863687204d6031f00\r\nWell I already knew _that_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556dfd3d63687250a42b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dfc4863687204d6031f00#post_556dfc4863687204d6031f00\r\nAren't we all?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556dfd816368723403971900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dfce163687278e2450d00#post_556dfce163687278e2450d00\r\nOr did you?\r\n\r\n_Dun dun duuuuun_\r\n\r\n\r\n-mer.\r\n\r\n!http://th05.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/014/3/8/dunmer_female_by_styrderm91-d4maejs.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556dfea063687250a48d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/972/478/1d0.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556dff0763687250a4ea0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dfea063687250a48d0a00#post_556dfea063687250a48d0a00\r\nIs that really an Attack on Titan costume?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556dff3f6368726342d91800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dfea063687250a48d0a00#post_556dfea063687250a48d0a00\r\nWell that's obviously not happening in the south.\r\nHe would have been shot by now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556dff7e63687204d6e32400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dff0763687250a4ea0a00#post_556dff0763687250a4ea0a00\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dfea063687250a48d0a00#post_556dfea063687250a48d0a00\r\nIs that really an Attack on Titan costume?[/bq]\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/553/846/6fb.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556dffa663687204d63d2500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have a sudden urge to dress as a salad and go around punching vegetarians","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"556dffd46368726d70691700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dff7e63687204d6e32400#post_556dff7e63687204d6e32400\r\nYeah, that answered my question.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556dffd863687250a4d00b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556dffa663687204d63d2500#post_556dffa663687204d63d2500\r\nDOOO EEET!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556e003b6368726d70201800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Holy crap; something hornier than Squiggy\":http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/02/antechinus-new-species-suicide-sex_n_7494010.html","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}