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{"topics":[{"id":"5573c07e6368721aec000fe2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so im reading an rp about a tavern and there's a line that says that the bartender downs her rag\r\n\r\nnow i know it's probably a foreigner that's not too great with english, but i just can't stop laughing at the thought of a barkeep just up and eating a rag when someone walks in\r\n\r\n\r\nquality gets","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5573c0946368721300000262","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573bdaa6368724059000250#post_5573bdaa6368724059000250\r\nNo, still looks like never :/","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5573c1396368722f040019a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c0946368721300000262#post_5573c0946368721300000262\r\n(0-0v) YOU WILL WATCH THE OVA OR I WILL GET A JOB MAKE SOME REALLY WISE INVESTMENTS BUY NICHIJOU AND THEN MAKE IT INTO A HENTAI FRANCHISE!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5573c13c6368722f040019a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573bdaa6368724059000250#post_5573bdaa6368724059000250\r\nYou missed it earlier but Blissey posted a interesting scientific survey on human sexuality in the fetish thread:\r\n\"Found here\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4\r\n\r\nWhat the surveyors found out in a nutshell:\r\nTop 2 fetishes for men:\r\n1)Boobs\r\n2)Shemale porn\r\n\r\nThe reason why intersex porn is so popular is that it's across cultures.  In some places men aren't interested in large butts and in some cultures men aren't interested in thin waists, etc but interest in boobs and intersex mtf women in almost universal.\r\n\r\nThat's why hentai is so popular because they crushed the competition.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5573c1586368722f040019d3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"None of these really have anything to do with one another but whatever\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/5b992eb9a31f3430a3d075d3c3bc8de5/tumblr_npgvjuqnj51qewpzzo1_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/1a9f2eb0eb03fc816cccfaf4c4285a53/tumblr_np95ywHH071tgc8yto1_500.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/f577f607a9374655c69821ab45ba61be/tumblr_npjoo4gNhT1qzgab1o1_500.png!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/528bfe3507bbf0eadf40e8a932aeec55/tumblr_nn7ggusr7Z1s5wiico1_500.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/44da94683b2e919dec6909f466a2f80f/tumblr_nnxrrtSnBy1r72ht7o1_500.gif!\r\n!http://36.media.tumblr.com/d310ba813400d42bb390d96454814f7e/tumblr_no5mokneXP1sxxxg5o1_500.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5573c1a56368721aec0011a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573bfbe6368724059000450#post_5573bfbe6368724059000450\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573bffb6368721aec000f0a#post_5573bffb6368721aec000f0a\r\n\r\nIt's more of a reference with myself shrinking. If you could make an infinite stream of \"Millimeters to millimeters to millimeters to millimeters to millimeters (etc.)\", how is it possible that objects are able to achieve physical contact given that you could measure infinitesimally small distances between them and keep scaling down? \r\n\r\nLike (hypothetically) I was able to infinitely shrink myself, and I was on a platform beneath a weight attached by a rope that could be lowered (again, hypothetically saying I could shrink fast enough to avoid being crushed.)\r\n\r\nIf I could shrink myself no matter how close the objects got to one another, how would I be able to witness them coming into contact?","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"5573c1be6368721352001643","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c1396368722f040019a4#post_5573c1396368722f040019a4\r\nI thought you meant something regarding Nichijou, which is never\r\n\r\nI'll watch the Lucky Star OVA because I'm not doing anything right now and I have the time to spare","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5573c2496368721aec0012a2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c1a56368721aec0011a1#post_5573c1a56368721aec0011a1\r\nYou wouldn't be able to traditionally touch objects; if you shrink yourself too much you would literally collapse in on yourself killing yourself.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5573c2516368721352001753","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c1be6368721352001643#post_5573c1be6368721352001643\r\nYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You will understand!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5573c26d63687215cd0015df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why was I here today?\r\n_Because I was bored, and my mom wanted to do something fun._\r\n\r\nPlus it was finally nice out after a few days of nothing but clouds and rain.\r\n!http://www.az-homes4u.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mccormickrailroad.jpg!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"5573c2d56368721352001857","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/59569a57378649bf36b949c5ac5dc2a9/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o4_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/da86be41a5ae75db22757aac719dee12/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o5_1280.png!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/5d4514d5af5a296f6d3bbcdf6d0dece7/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o6_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/6674a6993b2e730bc24ac64aeff7fe02/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o7_1280.png!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/c9a79b7174c07f53c4777446c3df8a41/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o8_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/4a187b1a6ffc89eaf8e2a78796f7a340/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o9_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/722b360de65b0a4f47b904aa0983e7bd/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o1_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/7960b3516c026e0656141dfe425786db/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o2_1280.png!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/f39728fc7186d3d56ac1e990ad4314c7/tumblr_nn6e6v177C1s5oev9o3_1280.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5573c2d6636872135200185a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c26d63687215cd0015df#post_5573c26d63687215cd0015df\r\n\"I like trains\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5573c2fe6368722f04001cf3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c26d63687215cd0015df#post_5573c26d63687215cd0015df\r\n>being bored with 4 years of archived ghost recordings to listen to","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5573c32b6368722f04001d45","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c1a56368721aec0011a1#post_5573c1a56368721aec0011a1\r\nIf that were to happen, I don't think you would be able to see them at all.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5573c36863687213000004cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c2fe6368722f04001cf3#post_5573c2fe6368722f04001cf3\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/DQ73WSk.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5573c3736368721352001946","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c2496368721aec0012a2#post_5573c2496368721aec0012a2\r\nI know. But what if, for the sake of the question, I was able to survive?\r\n\r\n","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"5573c3e56368721aec001502","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c3736368721352001946#post_5573c3736368721352001946\r\nYou could cause shit to collapse in yourself.  You would essentially be a mini-blackhole.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5573c4196368721300000556","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c3e56368721aec001502#post_5573c3e56368721aec001502\r\nAh.","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"5573c46363687240590008e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c36863687213000004cf#post_5573c36863687213000004cf\r\nin his 2011 ghosties he gave himself the award for meme of the year for coming up with that melting pot of friendship saying\r\n\r\nrip ghost\r\nrip paco\r\nrip tyrone\r\nrip mr fortune cookie","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5573c493636872405900091b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c3736368721352001946#post_5573c3736368721352001946\r\nyou would either\r\n\r\nA:Find infanityly smaller scales of matter\r\n\r\nOR\r\n\r\nB: Fall endlessly through a dark void as you would be to small for physics let alone light to interact with","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5573c4cb6368722c3b001221","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c493636872405900091b#post_5573c493636872405900091b\r\nI went with B, by the way.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5573c4df6368722f0400205b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c36863687213000004cf#post_5573c36863687213000004cf\r\nLooks like something from Panty and Stockings with Garter Belt ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5573c5346368721aec001711","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c493636872405900091b#post_5573c493636872405900091b\r\nA. Probably could do a lot of research and all that jazz.","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"5573c57f63687213000006c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5573c4df6368722f0400205b#post_5573c4df6368722f0400205b\r\nIt's not, it's from \"Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco\r\n\r\nWhich is apparently getting a second installation soon","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5573c5c663687215cd001b96","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"+My Family (sans EHAN):+ _\r\n_Why do you like My Little Pony?_\r\n\r\n+Everyone Else+:\r\n_Forget the ponies, why do you like trains?_\r\n\r\n+Me+:\r\n*Because I just so happen to like that sort of thing. It's been a huge interest of mine every since I was a kid! What's so hard or foreign about it that you don't just get?*\r\n","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"}]}