time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6818.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557afc726368721f9f002fbd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557afb756368726d5f0004c6#post_557afb756368726d5f0004c6\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557afbaa6368722d0a0018cc#post_557afbaa6368722d0a0018cc\r\nAh, we're all nerds.\r\nIt's making me blush for some reason.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557afcba6368720551000edb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557afc726368721f9f002fbd#post_557afc726368721f9f002fbd\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557afb756368726d5f0004c6#post_557afb756368726d5f0004c6\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557afbaa6368722d0a0018cc#post_557afbaa6368722d0a0018cc\r\nAh, we're all nerds.\r\nIt's making me blush for some reason.[/bq]\r\n\r\nFAP IT OFF","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557afd216368722d0a001b3e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557afc726368721f9f002fbd#post_557afc726368721f9f002fbd\r\nHurray for being huge nerds!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557afd706368722f4b00151a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My rabbit fursona was derived from a shitty edit i did from sam or max (whichever one duh rabbit is) I still have it, if I find it ill post it","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b00866368722d0a00207b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to rip my face off because I have no one to express my problems and feelings too\r\nOh\r\nMy\r\nGod\r\n","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"557b00af6368721f9f0036e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b00866368722d0a00207b#post_557b00866368722d0a00207b\r\nExpress it here.\r\nDon't worry, we won't judge.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557b00b06368722d0a0020bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b00866368722d0a00207b#post_557b00866368722d0a00207b\r\n[bq=\"masquerade\"]I'm going to rip my face off because I have no one to express my problems and feelings too\r\nOh\r\nMy\r\nGod\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nSummon Satan, he will listen","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b011b63687202bb000816","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b00b06368722d0a0020bf#post_557b00b06368722d0a0020bf\r\nWish the bitch would.\r\n","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"557b025763687202bb000992","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm like 5 seconds from snapping and freaking out again","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"557b02c663687202bb000a1c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b025763687202bb000992#post_557b025763687202bb000992\r\nBreathe girl. C'mon how bad could it be?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b030b6368726d5f000c8c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b025763687202bb000992#post_557b025763687202bb000992\r\nWe'll listen. Won't judge... probably won't care either, but we'll listen.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557b034b636872055c001588","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dog cock\r\nDog cock\r\nDog... oh here it is! !http://i.imgur.com/tQUIoFm.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b0360636872055c0015aa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b025763687202bb000992#post_557b025763687202bb000992\r\nTell us","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b03806368722d0a0025b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b00b06368722d0a0020bf#post_557b00b06368722d0a0020bf\r\n\"Press 1 for romance problems\r\nPress 2 for family problems\r\nPress 3 for money problems\r\nPress 4 for school problems\r\nPress 5 for angst\r\nPress 6 for mental problems\r\nPress 7 for sexual confusion involving homosexual thoughts or gender confusion\r\nPress 8 for technical problems\r\nPress 9 to learn more about frequent customer programs\r\nPress 666 to file a unsatisfied customer complaint to get back your soul\r\nPress 0 to speak with a customer representative\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557b0396636872055c0015f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b02c663687202bb000a1c#post_557b02c663687202bb000a1c\r\nBad enough that I can't breathe\r\nI want to rip my face off and punch a wall\r\nI'm terrible with emotions so its all bottled up and hurting my chest right now and making me want to puke.\r\nAnd when this feeling goes away eventually, I'll be sad\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Egh I'll get over it","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"557b03bd636872055c00163d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0396636872055c0015f3#post_557b0396636872055c0015f3\r\nDammit girl just tell us!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b041063687220f20002ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b0396636872055c0015f3#post_557b0396636872055c0015f3\r\nYou're almost worse than Ivy on that time of the month.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557b04146368726d5f000e0f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b034b636872055c001588#post_557b034b636872055c001588\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]Dog cock\r\nDog cock\r\nDog... oh here it is! !http://i.imgur.com/tQUIoFm.jpg![/bq]\r\nIt's cringey\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b03806368722d0a0025b0#post_557b03806368722d0a0025b0\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b00b06368722d0a0020bf#post_557b00b06368722d0a0020bf\r\n\"Press 1 for romance problems\r\nPress 2 for family problems\r\nPress 3 for money problems\r\nPress 4 for school problems\r\nPress 5 for angst\r\nPress 6 for mental problems\r\nPress 7 for sexual confusion involving homosexual thoughts or gender confusion\r\nPress 8 for technical problems\r\nPress 9 to learn more about frequent customer programs\r\nPress 666 to file a unsatisfied customer complaint to get back your soul\r\nPress 0 to speak with a customer representative\"[/bq]\r\n\r\n666 should be 777","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b04496368721f9f003dc5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b03bd636872055c00163d#post_557b03bd636872055c00163d\r\nNope\r\nI wish I could, really I do\r\nIt would probably be good to talk about it\r\nBut I'll sit here and be blah...\r\nThe anger is gone\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThanks tho guys for helping","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"557b04686368721f9f003de8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b04496368721f9f003dc5#post_557b04496368721f9f003dc5\r\nIs it Shark Week?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b04bb63687220f2000340","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b04686368721f9f003de8#post_557b04686368721f9f003de8\r\nYes.\r\nBut that's not the only problem. And its half the reason why I can't calm down","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"557b04c86368721fcd00039f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b04496368721f9f003dc5#post_557b04496368721f9f003dc5\r\nJust remember that we're here to listen whenever you feel like saying what it is. \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557b051b6368721f9f003f0e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b04496368721f9f003dc5#post_557b04496368721f9f003dc5\r\nGod dammit, man. That anger of yours will chase you down one day. You have to express it somehow, even if it's not with us. How about write it down and burn it besides your friend(s). They won't know it but them being there is comfort enough as if they do.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557b09df6368721fcd00089e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We used to have penis inspection day in p.e","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557b0a186368721fcd0008d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b09df6368721fcd00089e#post_557b09df6368721fcd00089e\r\nYou lie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}