time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6826.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557b7bc263687229bb000219","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7b0263687271d7000442#post_557b7b0263687271d7000442\r\n\r\n!http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/79/794e3438eab46dac5903ae6cf98cb8f4241edb8aedf1736f9a4930a777daacb2.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b7c4563687271d700062c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7bc263687229bb000219#post_557b7bc263687229bb000219\r\n!http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/364/6/d/firmly_grasp_it__by_onyxcarmine-d8bx0gr.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"557b7cab63687223750003e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7c4563687271d700062c#post_557b7c4563687271d700062c\r\n\r\n!http://rs1img.memecdn.com/remember-firmly_o_1124874.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b7ce16368722ada000265","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Some of my friends have weird names. Remembered this one cadet we called \"Spoon\".","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557b7d6363687223750004c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7cab63687223750003e2#post_557b7cab63687223750003e2\r\n!http://www.magicisruinedforever.com/silversnakes/uploads/2014/05/firmly-grasp-it.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"557b7e036368724410000eca","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7d6363687223750004c6#post_557b7d6363687223750004c6\r\n\r\n!http://img.ifcdn.com/images/bc3d3d63d0f57027bfb01e08a04b41ea8943d40a749d5c82950ca1f6bf863eba_1.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b7eee63687244100010ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd like to firmly grasp something\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Squiggy's dick[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557b7f0063687229bb0004ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7eee63687244100010ac#post_557b7eee63687244100010ac\r\nWith your mouth.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b7f236368721dd500077e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7f0063687229bb0004ae#post_557b7f0063687229bb0004ae\r\nAnd my butt\r\n\r\n\r\nBut preferably the former","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557b7f306368727371000a4d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.quickmeme.com/img/3a/3a7474b7a067da5937703384433f33e6d9c44b87e77dcc40405ffe7bff8e3e8f.jpg!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"557b800763687223750007ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Firmly grasp everything beyond thunderdome","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b805463687229bb000592","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dafuq is happening here?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557b808763687244100013cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Get three coffins ready... (Bad guy gets shot) My mistake make that four.\"\r\n\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557b80d36368722375000871","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b7e036368724410000eca#post_557b7e036368724410000eca\r\n!http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/302/a43/8c8/resized/darren-sharper-meme-generator-darren-sharper-good-sir-please-firmly-grasp-my-genitalia-89c925.jpg?1324521887.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"557b80ee63687271d7000df1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b808763687244100013cd#post_557b808763687244100013cd\r\n\r\nYou're a funny guy Albus,  that's why I'll kill you last\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b805463687229bb000592#post_557b805463687229bb000592\r\n\r\nFirmly grasping it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b81456368727371000d7a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b800763687223750007ac#post_557b800763687223750007ac\r\nwhy not firmly grasp thunderdome itself","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"557b8188636872441000159a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn.meme.am/instances/24269812.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"557b81bc63687271d7000f4b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b81456368727371000d7a#post_557b81456368727371000d7a\r\n\r\nCongratulations! You're the first to survive the audition!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b827f63687271d70010a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b81bc63687271d7000f4b#post_557b81bc63687271d7000f4b\r\nwell go on, give me my prize","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"557b830263687271d7001174","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm kinda tired right now...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b836763687271d7001205","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b827f63687271d70010a0#post_557b827f63687271d70010a0\r\n\r\nYour prize is knowing that you won","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b84b763687273710012b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b80ee63687271d7000df1#post_557b80ee63687271d7000df1\r\nThat explains everything.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557b855f6368722375000ddc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b84b763687273710012b1#post_557b84b763687273710012b1\r\nYour reward is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely, knowledge corrupts, absolute knowledge corrupts absolutely... I forgot where I was going with this.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557b859c636872737100144d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b836763687271d7001205#post_557b836763687271d7001205\r\nand to repay you for this wonderful reward, you have my prayer\r\n\r\na prayer for god to sound the seven trumpets and open the seven seals himself, bringing forth the apocalypse just for you\r\n\r\nalso i just saw the trailer for fallout 4, and i gotta say those city designs do look good","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"557b85bc6368722695000bdb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b855f6368722375000ddc#post_557b855f6368722375000ddc\r\nHave you tried turning it on and off again?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"}]}