time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6933.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55835ff06368722c76000ed0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55835aff6368720429000a19#post_55835aff6368720429000a19\r\nSpeaking of reproduction; for the first time in years the birth rate in the usa increased by 1%.  The reason for the increase was 35+ year olds.\r\n\r\nTeens to 35 year olds continue to decline though.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558363be636872752c00043b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/e00c5f4fe09238523bc5b56379410113/tumblr_nq5ykz6alV1t0exvpo1_540.png!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558363e06368725724000787","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55835bc46368722c760007bb#post_55835bc46368722c760007bb\r\n-destiny sucks- I am really looking forward to Black Ops III, Star Fox Zero and Fallout.","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"558363e563687259a0000654","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558363be636872752c00043b#post_558363be636872752c00043b\r\ninb4 blissey","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5583640a63687257240007c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558363e06368725724000787#post_558363e06368725724000787\r\n_~Have you actually played it~_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5583640c63687271c6000d78","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently the playing cards used in the Sentai show JAKQ Blitzkrieg were made by Nintendo. (Before they were in the video game business)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"558364526368722c760017cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583640a63687257240007c3#post_5583640a63687257240007c3\r\nI have, I was being sarcastic and making fun of the hivemind of people that call suck when something fails to live up to their hype.\r\n\r\nEDIT: I really gotta dig out my PS3 buy that DLC.","author":"4fde426c945b700a970029ac"},{"id":"558364a863687257240008d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"when you almost read a spoiler but you can scroll away just in time\":https://twitter.com/megabsoI/status/556151391266541568","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"558365826368722c76001a52","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@XxMobianEquinexX\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558364526368722c760017cf#post_558364526368722c760017cf\r\n>that DLC\r\nYou do know there are 2 DLC? Or did you buy the first one?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558366886368725664000404","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I could turn off my opinions for like a day or so\r\n\r\nThey just end up making me feel shitty for one reason or another ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558367f06368722a06002135","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you know what the proper emergency treatment is for an open wound on a tarantula?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5583687e6368722c760020d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558367f06368722a06002135#post_558367f06368722a06002135\r\nSpaghetti and meatballs ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558368c3636872579300054f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5583687e6368722c760020d6#post_5583687e6368722c760020d6\r\nThe correct answer is Super Glue.\r\n\r\nYou need to apply super glue to the wound and let it dry. That'll stop the bleeding.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558369236368722a060023c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558368c3636872579300054f#post_558368c3636872579300054f\r\nHow does that even work.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558369826368722c760022ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558369236368722a060023c9#post_558369236368722a060023c9\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558368c3636872579300054f#post_558368c3636872579300054f\r\nHow does that even work.[/bq]\r\n\r\nJesus","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5583698b63687271c600177d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"thanks squiggy, now i know what to do next time i need to tend to a tarantula","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55836a0263687271c6001871","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558368c3636872579300054f#post_558368c3636872579300054f\r\nI\r\nWould never have guessed that","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55836a096368727db2000305","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558369236368722a060023c9#post_558369236368722a060023c9\r\nI don't know, it's just something I came across in my tarantula research. Did you also know that tarantulas don't actually need to drink water unless in an emergency situation? They absorb all the moisture they need through their exoskeleton. So it's very prudent to keep the water dish filled in a tarantula's terrarium.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55836a80636872149e000208","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558368c3636872579300054f#post_558368c3636872579300054f\r\nAre you sure that's safe?\r\n\r\nI wouldn't think superglue is safe.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55836b066368723afb00016d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55836a80636872149e000208#post_55836a80636872149e000208\r\nPeople use super glue all the time to close wounds. Hell it's used on the battlefield a lot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55836b9163687271c6001b8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558369826368722c760022ff#post_558369826368722c760022ff\r\nWhat?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55836c546368721224000513","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">MFW Olive Garden breadstick sandwich\r\n!http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/398388holyfuckfoxy.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55836c986368722c76002994","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55836c546368721224000513#post_55836c546368721224000513\r\nOlive Garden is the McDonald's of Italian food.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55836cc563687271c6001df8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55836c986368722c76002994#post_55836c986368722c76002994\r\nDem breadsticks tho","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55836d04636872636600024b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55836c986368722c76002994#post_55836c986368722c76002994\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55836cc563687271c6001df8#post_55836cc563687271c6001df8\r\nBREADSTICK SANDWICHES!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}