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{"topics":[{"id":"53b61ead6368724c86ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b599cd636872164b400100#post_53b599cd636872164b400100\r\nWhy can't I hold all thee stereotypes?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b61ecf6368724140040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61df663687240e7030200#post_53b61df663687240e7030200\r\nWHO THE FUCK GAVE THAT MONKEY A GUN?! RUN FOR THE HILLS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b61f376368724df06f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61e6a63687255e2190200#post_53b61e6a63687255e2190200\r\n\r\n\r\nEVERYONE HURT NUMBER1PEGASUS RIGHT NOW\r\n\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3139820-wei+shen.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b61f9263687261aa210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I come back and everyone is ganging on N1P","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b61f966368724df0850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61e6a63687255e2190200#post_53b61e6a63687255e2190200\r\nI'll take the chance\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61e9d6368721736d60200#post_53b61e9d6368721736d60200\r\nVERY WELL!\r\n\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/118379/monkey-with-a-gun-o.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61ecf6368724140040200#post_53b61ecf6368724140040200\r\nDon't worry! It's okay! It has the aim of a baby!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b61fee6368724c86580200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61f376368724df06f0000#post_53b61f376368724df06f0000\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61f966368724df0850000#post_53b61f966368724df0850000\r\nHaha, very well then let's have some fun.\r\n\r\nBut I will warn you,\r\n\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l9y1Te4Y1rt3gb1o1_500.gif!\r\n_*I might just play a little dirty*_ ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b62042636872558e530200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61fee6368724c86580200#post_53b61fee6368724c86580200\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61f376368724df06f0000#post_53b61f376368724df06f0000\r\n\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l9y1Te4Y1rt3gb1o1_500.gif!\r\n[/bq]\r\nI always get the most shameful boner over that scene.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b620c8636872482b480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61fee6368724c86580200#post_53b61fee6368724c86580200\r\n\r\n!http://st.gdefon.com/wallpapers_original/wallpapers/409220_spyashhie-psy_gonkong_aziat_vyej_1680x1050_(www.GdeFon.ru).jpg!\r\n\r\nstay out of my territory.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b621166368724a594e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b61fee6368724c86580200#post_53b61fee6368724c86580200\r\nI can play dirty too.\r\n\r\n!http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32900000/Dante-dante-dmc-32910081-500-396.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b621186368721736600300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62042636872558e530200#post_53b62042636872558e530200\r\nDon't be ashamed, except the sexy bloodlust of Dante.\r\n\r\nsono chi no sodomy, brother. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b6218f6368726193930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b621166368724a594e0300#post_53b621166368724a594e0300\r\n*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*\r\nThanks for killing my boner!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b621d66368726169e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6218f6368726193930000#post_53b6218f6368726193930000\r\n\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11112/111120069/3918692-5035642936-dmc-d.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b621d7636872482b900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b620c8636872482b480200#post_53b620c8636872482b480200\r\nWait shouldn't this be turned around?\r\n\r\nI'm the black guy here, you stay out of my territory!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b621166368724a594e0300#post_53b621166368724a594e0300\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/13/135592/3143292-1072120142-devil.jpg!\r\nha! You're lightyears behind me son!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b6220363687263803c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6218f6368726193930000#post_53b6218f6368726193930000\r\nYour welcome.\r\n\r\n...Oh...oh no. I've gone against my purpose in life. I've done something unsexy! NOOOOOOOO!\r\n\r\n*Vaporizes*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b6224463687261ec050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6218f6368726193930000#post_53b6218f6368726193930000\r\n[spoiler]!http://38.media.tumblr.com/49b6b031a9eceb6b2c7e872690bc3ae6/tumblr_n85z6xAaEj1tt6g6io1_1280.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nQuick get you're power back!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b6225b636872620fb90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Present for Squiggy.\":http://www.jasmuheen.com/living-on-light/breatharians/ ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b62263636872558ec70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6220363687263803c0200#post_53b6220363687263803c0200\r\nGood night sweet princess....","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b622a86368721cb53b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120524135152/devilmaycry/images/8/89/Vergil.png!\r\nOohhh Vergil. The things you could do to my body...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b622d163687206d8090400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6224463687261ec050100#post_53b6224463687261ec050100\r\n\r\n\r\nnot on my watch\r\n\r\n!http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/169/8/7/dante__dmc__by_sweeetraspberry-d68xgi8.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b623be6368726380a40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b622a86368721cb53b0000#post_53b622a86368721cb53b0000\r\nStinger into Devil trigger, Right up the ass! \r\n\r\nWhile calling you a worthless human and smacking yo nuts!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b623d163687261aa040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There needs to be a drawing of Vaas and Trevor Phillips having a 69.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b624146368724bef060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b622d163687206d8090400#post_53b622d163687206d8090400\r\ndante so sexy he's not obliged to be sexy in the same gender.\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/ddc67ae5e86f65c4db48a0235e72c256/tumblr_n7caobBdSy1tbaqv2o1_500.png!\r\n\r\nalso for the Squiggy!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/7798e9f03e4eba33cf3460340aec0697/tumblr_n7by8v8nFg1r7k51co1_500.jpg!\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b62475636872635b440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sets N1P's schlong on fire*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b624f76368721736690400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b62475636872635b440100#post_53b62475636872635b440100\r\nGod dammit I wish I didn't type that down in google. \r\n\r\nAlso, dude I'm so black that week shit only gives my Optimus Prim more power!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b625246368721736720400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here I come to save the dayyyy~ *Falls out of the sky and lands near the group*","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"}]}