time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/706.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b634f363687235d9a00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6347c636872615afd0500#post_53b6347c636872615afd0500\r\nBut they're so cute!\r\n!http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/137/0/3/the_mutos_by_jacobdobson-d7io61s.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b634fe63687210fd2c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b634c86368720d11350000#post_53b634c86368720d11350000\r\n\r\n\r\ndolphins are the only animals who kill fishes for their venom to get high as far as i known, and the second that practices necrophilia and rape.\r\n\r\nthey may be more but i only name the mainstream ones.\r\n\r\nalso remember dolphins have the most intelligence in the animal kingdom along with apes.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6352d6368720d11490000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have an idea to buy a cheeseburger from Burger King, and some pastry, and some bacon, and then make a cheeseburger pie with bacon wrapped around it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b635576368721529e60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b634f363687235d9a00100#post_53b634f363687235d9a00100\r\n\r\n... Dammit Squiggy, they're supposed to be threatning\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b634fe63687210fd2c0000#post_53b634fe63687210fd2c0000\r\n\r\nSecond?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b6357563687252a5990400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6347c636872615afd0500#post_53b6347c636872615afd0500\r\n\r\n\r\nLIES!\r\nAnd you don't have any prove of that!.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b63580636872615a770600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b635576368721529e60300#post_53b635576368721529e60300\r\n\r\n\r\nducks.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b636076368727592dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b634fe63687210fd2c0000#post_53b634fe63687210fd2c0000\r\n\r\nD'awwww... Their behavior is the same as ours ^ u ^","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b6360963687258db210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b63580636872615a770600#post_53b63580636872615a770600\r\nThe dark secrets of OP.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b6363e6368725e53210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b63580636872615a770600#post_53b63580636872615a770600\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nI'm all out of words for that one...\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6357563687252a5990400#post_53b6357563687252a5990400\r\n\r\nGoogle has them!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b636666368720d11a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b636076368727592dd0000#post_53b636076368727592dd0000\r\n\r\n\r\nfor the record folks, shadow_the_hedgehog has admitted the use of illicit narcotics, murder in first grade, sexual assault, necrophilia and bestiality.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6368b636872620f3a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b636666368720d11a30000#post_53b636666368720d11a30000\r\nReally?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b636c563687235d9ef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6368b636872620f3a0600#post_53b6368b636872620f3a0600\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b636076368727592dd0000#post_53b636076368727592dd0000\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b634fe63687210fd2c0000#post_53b634fe63687210fd2c0000\r\n\r\nD'awwww... Their behavior is the same as ours ^ u ^[/bq]\r\n\r\ni got the solid proof right here.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b636c963687235d9f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b636666368720d11a30000#post_53b636666368720d11a30000\r\n\r\nHyperboles using analogies, gotta love those","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b636d6636872328c5f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b636666368720d11a30000#post_53b636666368720d11a30000\r\n\r\nYeah, and thats only the half of the list c:","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b6370063687261ff2f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b636d6636872328c5f0200#post_53b636d6636872328c5f0200\r\n\r\nill make sure to put you in a jail, WITH NO T.V OR WIFI.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b637446368723cbc3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/3f174afc8926a7b5449d76ddabdb1f36/tumblr_n5pmvncQPV1qjabr0o1_500.jpg!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/88487444b2d083c8516c19794c7e137f/tumblr_n69mgxES5q1qdoltfo1_500.jpg!\r\n!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/139/b/1/dem_muto_lovin_by_skullkidwolfdemon-d7iyb15.png!\r\n[spoiler]AND THE THEY BOTH GOT BEASTED BY THE BIG DICK G-MAN![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b6377563687210fd130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b636d6636872328c5f0200#post_53b636d6636872328c5f0200\r\nYou think that's tough? I got a job at a Jurassic Park that had tyrannosaurs and raptors in it, deleted the entrances and shelters, and then set the dinosaurs loose, and let the last survivor escape.\r\n\r\n(I actually did this in JPOG)","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b6377f63687275927a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b637446368723cbc3f0000#post_53b637446368723cbc3f0000\r\n\r\n[spoiler] And it was glorious!! [/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b637856368724cef510200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6370063687261ff2f0600#post_53b6370063687261ff2f0600\r\n\r\nHa!\r\n\r\nNo jail is capable to stop the Ultimate Lifeform!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b637ce6368723cbc790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b637856368724cef510200#post_53b637856368724cef510200\r\n\r\n\r\nthe truth is, you are already in jail\r\n\r\n*points to shadow the hedgehog game*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6380563687210df3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b637ce6368723cbc790000#post_53b637ce6368723cbc790000\r\n\r\nDerpibooru technically counts as a jail","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b6380c6368721529940400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/780/728/ce0.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b638296368723e5b740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6380563687210df3f0100#post_53b6380563687210df3f0100\r\nWait if this is a jail then what exactly am I?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b6388f6368723e5b8f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b638296368723e5b740000#post_53b638296368723e5b740000\r\n\r\n.............\r\n\r\nThis joke is too eays, someone else do it...","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b638ae6368727d29da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6388f6368723e5b8f0000#post_53b6388f6368723e5b8f0000\r\nI'm the bitch aren't I?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}