time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7109.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558f57d163687270ef000dc0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f57276368721854000305#post_558f57276368721854000305\r\n@I HOPE THIS TO BE FINISHED AS SOON AS POSIBLE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f57fd63687270ef000e05","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"uh oh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f587763687270d20010e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FIX","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f589c63687270d2001130","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hey it works again\r\n\r\nnot sure where the mod's post went though","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f595563687272b80001ca","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com//VeNBg.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558f5991636872185400066e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8519128064/hC6507E5D/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558f59eb63687251bd00045b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@<idlinhard> FCKIN' ALIENS FUCK A TRACTOR BEAM I'M SO ON POINT I'M SUCH A SHARP GIRL KILLIN' UFO'S YA YA YA FUCK AN ALIENS CAN'T GET SEX MARRIAGE FREE USA GONNA GO GAY YEA HOMO DREAMERS LAIN WATCHIN LIBERTY AND UNION, I CAN'T SEE BEYOND THE FATE OF SPACIAL TABLE UNDER, CAN'T GET IT, SO ON POINT, DROP A MIRROR UNDER UR TRACTOR BEAM AND WATCHING U ANNIHILATE@","author":"5139964d7f123b8997000291"},{"id":"558f5a126368727102001115","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Xena\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f59eb63687251bd00045b#post_558f59eb63687251bd00045b\r\nOh hi new person","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f5ad163687218540008b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Xena\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f59eb63687251bd00045b#post_558f59eb63687251bd00045b\r\nR u d forum medic?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558f5b286368722b73000206","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"JFYI, forum pagination is broken because we don't want to have 13-20 second page load times in the bigger forums. You'll probably have to live with it being broken like this for a while, because the fact that simple mathematical logic breaks down like this on production has made this code unsalvageable.","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"558f5ba86368722b820001f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Xena\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f59eb63687251bd00045b#post_558f59eb63687251bd00045b\r\n@OH SHIT, IS XENA@\r\n!http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpila57TbM1qb4f4x.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f5be5636872710200145e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5b286368722b73000206#post_558f5b286368722b73000206\r\n[bq=\"liamwhite1\"]JFYI, forum pagination is broken because we don't want to have 13-20 second page load times in the bigger forums. You'll probably have to live with it being broken like this for a while, because the fact that simple mathematical logic breaks down like this on production has made this code unsalvageable.[/bq]\r\n\r\nAt work we have a test that runs on production machines every hour:\r\n\r\n@function test_pi() {\r\n    $pi = 3.1415926535;\r\n    $this->assertTrue($pi > 3);\r\n    $this->assertTrue($pi < 4);\r\n}@\r\n\r\nWe had to disable nagios alerts on it because it started failing so often. Language: PHP.","author":"5139964d7f123b8997000291"},{"id":"558f5c5963687251bd000829","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Xena\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5be5636872710200145e#post_558f5be5636872710200145e\r\nBrainfuck is a better language than PHP, go figure.","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"558f5da163687272b8000766","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Derpi is fix?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f5dd36368727ccc0001cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5da163687272b8000766#post_558f5da163687272b8000766\r\nderpi is shit","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f5dec63687251bd000af7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5dd36368727ccc0001cf#post_558f5dd36368727ccc0001cf\r\nderpi is booru","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558f5dff6368721854000e7c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i dont even know what was going on\r\n\r\nlol","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"558f5e226368722b820004e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Thank you Buffy for giving Spike an erectile dysfunction moment with biting","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f5e7b6368727ccc00027b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5dff6368721854000e7c#post_558f5dff6368721854000e7c\r\nForums got messed up where the threads wouldn't go passed the last pages they were on.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Xena\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5be5636872710200145e#post_558f5be5636872710200145e\r\n\r\n\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5c5963687251bd000829#post_558f5c5963687251bd000829\r\nCode is weeeeird. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558f5e896368727ccc00028b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5e226368722b820004e8#post_558f5e226368722b820004e8\r\n....uuuuuuhhhhhhh\r\n\r\ni aint gonna even ask, theres much better questions to be answered in this life","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"558f5e9f63687270de001cc4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5e7b6368727ccc00027b#post_558f5e7b6368727ccc00027b\r\nk","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"558f5ed56368722b820005d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i thought that buffy was a vampire slayer, not a dragon slayer","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f5ed763687251bd000c82","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5e896368727ccc00028b#post_558f5e896368727ccc00028b\r\nHe was trying to bite Willow, but he physically was unable to, for reasons later explained\r\nAnd then him and Willow have a conversation about, which sounds exactly like a couple talking about the guy not being able to get it up","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f5efa636872654e000b13","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5e7b6368727ccc00027b#post_558f5e7b6368727ccc00027b\r\n@YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEAN RIGHT?@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f5f4b636872654e000b9a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f5efa636872654e000b13#post_558f5efa636872654e000b13\r\nit means cock\r\n\r\neverything is cock\r\n!https://srichinmoy.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/cock.jpg!","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"}]}