time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7143.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5591152e6368726968001252","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/afe32c7cfa88d39e2548b0e368c6be2f/tumblr_nqoqxnKLHN1u8g9i6o2_1280.png!\r\n6/28/2015\r\nNever forget","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559116946368726934001aac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"sorry, it's history\r\n\r\nmove on","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55911aed63687237510004fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/B84iT8B.png!\r\n\r\nAPPARENTLY I'M NOT LOOKING FAR BACK ENOUGH IF SHE STILL HAS WINGS","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55911da8636872696800210e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Kotaku apparently made an article about the neopocalypse.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55911e87636872166a0000d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2012/170/6/7/shocked_rainbow_dash_by_lazy_joe-d53bgvm.png!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5591202363687269680026c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55911da8636872696800210e#post_55911da8636872696800210e\r\nLink?\r\nBecause I love Kotaku's articles. It's like Fox News.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5591213b63687243b6000aac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591202363687269680026c9#post_5591202363687269680026c9\r\n\"Here\":http://kotaku.com/neopets-community-melts-down-eat-my-ho-butt-1714610137","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55912810636872149a000ec2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So i'm at my new workplace and holy shit is the internet fast here.\r\n\r\n!http://www.speedtest.net/result/4467484131.png!","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55912be663687266570003cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now Neopets is completely down.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5591335e636872166a001ab7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55912be663687266570003cc#post_55912be663687266570003cc\r\nGood.\r\nI never liked it anyway.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55913f0763687249de0029c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55912810636872149a000ec2#post_55912810636872149a000ec2\r\nThis is the download speed I'm hoping to get some day\r\n\r\n!https://i.imgur.com/U22Zc0U.png!\r\n\r\nThis is what I have\r\n\r\n!https://i.imgur.com/cJfo3J5.png!\r\n\r\n~Tests performed using \"speedtest-cli\":https://github.com/sivel/speedtest-cli~","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"55913f5b63687249de002a75","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55913f0763687249de0029c2#post_55913f0763687249de0029c2\r\nAt least you can have something like that.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5591486d63687260a6000bb3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55913f0763687249de0029c2#post_55913f0763687249de0029c2\r\nThat's still faster than mine by a long shot.\r\n\r\nDownload speed: 2.39 Mbps\r\nUpload speed: 0.36 Mbps","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55914fee6368724502002288","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My chest hair is so fucking soft.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591506b6368726ea20012e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55914fee6368724502002288#post_55914fee6368724502002288\r\n*Tuch*\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maby2gsdjT1qbe7aoo2_1280.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559150e5636872450200245e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591506b6368726ea20012e9#post_5591506b6368726ea20012e9\r\nMINE ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5591513863687220e0003a32","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55914fee6368724502002288#post_55914fee6368724502002288\r\nMy chest hair is so soft that it doesn't exist","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5591517d636872526200082e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55914fee6368724502002288#post_55914fee6368724502002288\r\nLucky. Mine could be used to scour iron cook wear.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"559151846368726ea20014e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559150e5636872450200245e#post_559150e5636872450200245e\r\nI can touch whatever I want! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5591519663687220e0003afe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't even have Chest Hair. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559151ac63687220e0003b2f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Broly is the coolest least interesting character in dragon ball","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559152116368724502002691","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559151ac63687220e0003b2f#post_559151ac63687220e0003b2f\r\nWhat would happen if Buu turned Broly into a cookie and ate him?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591521c63687245020026a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559151ac63687220e0003b2f#post_559151ac63687220e0003b2f\r\nBelly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5591522c63687220e0003c40","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559152116368724502002691#post_559152116368724502002691\r\n*SHIT*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5591528f636872668f0005f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591522c63687220e0003c40#post_5591522c63687220e0003c40\r\nOkay okay okay, Check this.\r\n\r\nCell actually ABSORBS Broly and then Cell is turned into a cookie and eaten by Buu.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}