time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7158.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55922038636872086b0023b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If worms are named after the medieval term for \"Serpent\" and \"Dragon\", HOW BIG WERE THOSE F***ERS?!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559220f563687250640001e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BAM\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/d14c1aec34270bbda167f4a430e16710/tumblr_nqoxf2YfDi1rtywn4o1_540.gif![/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5592217a6368721877001931","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922038636872086b0023b7#post_55922038636872086b0023b7\r\nive got an anaconda wanna see it","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559221e46368721fc9000994","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/4357ab9c5f169d06684ae5cb235534e8/tumblr_nqq31yXCVy1qjkedbo5_540.jpg!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/dbf2fe00449efd038b4619448b6f7a4c/tumblr_nqq31yXCVy1qjkedbo10_1280.jpg!\r\nRemember...","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55922228636872086b0027ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592217a6368721877001931#post_5592217a6368721877001931\r\n\r\nDepends, it don't want none unless you got buns hun?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55922310636872116f001ded","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've said this before, but I love dramatic readings of bad fanfiction. And I really love \"when they're accompanied by hilarious animations\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKYKXAakmuw.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5592261263687218770020a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I gotta go to bed\r\nNight all","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55922629636872116f002320","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think there's a coyote in the woods outside my place...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559226c563687218770021c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922629636872116f002320#post_55922629636872116f002320\r\nBig deal. There're whole packs of coyotes roaming around where I live. And the occasional bobcat.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5592270a636872543c001ac3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We apparently have raccoons","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5592271f6368724b19002af4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559226c563687218770021c4#post_559226c563687218770021c4\r\nYeah but I walk through those woods all the time. From the way it's vocalizing I assume it isn't rabid either. Must remember to investigate further.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559227a0636872116f0025f9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922629636872116f002320#post_55922629636872116f002320\r\nDo noises.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559227cb636872543c001bdd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591ee6563687210d40000c7#post_5591ee6563687210d40000c7\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]This pyon song is addicting.[/bq]\r\nI'm personally addicted to \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxFQGnxbueY Nichijou song right now\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591ffe6636872696800116e#post_5591ffe6636872696800116e\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]I'm gonna start watching Steven Universe[/bq]\r\n:D\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55921818636872543c00066d#post_55921818636872543c00066d\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]GUYS GUYS GUYS\r\nHOLY SHIT\r\n\r\n\"RICK ASTLEY COVERED UPTOWN FUNK\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=10&v=b6HAIueUK9U\r\n\r\nAND IT'S AWESOME[/bq]\r\nDamn where's he been for the last while?\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55921afd63687235a90005c5#post_55921afd63687235a90005c5\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]On the topic of Rick Astley, I actually like Never Gonna Give You Up\r\nAlso Together Forever[/bq]\r\nSame, and same\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55921ff8636872543c0010af#post_55921ff8636872543c0010af\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Man\r\nSteven Universe is disturbing at times[/bq]\r\n-Just wait until it goes near-FMA levels soon-\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922629636872116f002320#post_55922629636872116f002320\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559226c563687218770021c4#post_559226c563687218770021c4\r\nThe coyotes in my area are freaking LOUD\r\n\r\nThey shout like a bunch of drunk idiots, but with microphones","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5592280b636872506400080d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559227a0636872116f0025f9#post_559227a0636872116f0025f9\r\nI'm not gonna antagonize it for no reason. And it's gone this long without an incident. So I figure it'll be best to just let it be.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55922850636872543c001cad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Squiggy has coyotes, Quasar has raccoons while my place has boars.\r\nWell, sometimes boars. It's usually cows though.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5592286063687227000001ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922228636872086b0027ad#post_55922228636872086b0027ad\r\ni dont have buns\r\n\r\ni have a dick though\r\n\r\nthe best dick","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559228c46368721fc9001254","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922850636872543c001cad#post_55922850636872543c001cad\r\nI have coyotes, foxes, raccoons, possums, and deer.\r\nYou go up in the mountains and there are black bears too.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55922944636872543c001e21","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559228c46368721fc9001254#post_559228c46368721fc9001254\r\nThat's cool.\r\nI got boars, cows, monkeys and wildcats.\r\nSometimes, we even have large lizards, big enough to hug and eat pets.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55922b9a63687260890003cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922629636872116f002320#post_55922629636872116f002320\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]I think there's a coyote in the woods outside my place...[/bq]\r\nits me","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55922bdd6368725064000d13","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"murrrrr","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55922c036368721fc90017a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922b9a63687260890003cc#post_55922b9a63687260890003cc\r\nWell stop all that howling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55922c75636872543c0023df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922c036368721fc90017a3#post_55922c036368721fc90017a3\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922b9a63687260890003cc#post_55922b9a63687260890003cc\r\nWell stop all that howling.[/bq]\r\nima cum rape u","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55922cf86368721fc900194f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922c75636872543c0023df#post_55922c75636872543c0023df\r\nnot if i kill u 1st","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55922d12636872074b001321","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55922c75636872543c0023df#post_55922c75636872543c0023df\r\nDude, I got stuff I gotta do tomorrow.\r\n\r\nCan't you just hold off until the weekend?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55922d42636872074b00138c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"a niggas gotta yiff when a niggas gotta yiff","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}