time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7169.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5592f9ef636872593c0003d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yawn","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5592fa2163687262c40002e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592f9ef636872593c0003d4#post_5592f9ef636872593c0003d4\r\nSleepy Kaz?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5592fa7e6368724c5f0005e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"its probably just a murry way of saying mornin","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5592fa9f63687262c400035c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592fa2163687262c40002e6#post_5592fa2163687262c40002e6\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592f9ef636872593c0003d4#post_5592f9ef636872593c0003d4\r\nSleepy Kaz?[/bq]\r\nbored and tired\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5592fa7e6368724c5f0005e3#post_5592fa7e6368724c5f0005e3\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]its probably just a murry way of saying mornin[/bq]\r\nnope","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5592fbc4636872632f00045b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yup","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5592fff2636872632f000a90","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"nooo","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5593036f6368724708000b45","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fuck, i wanna punch a wall","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5593046b6368724c5f0016a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593036f6368724708000b45#post_5593036f6368724708000b45\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]punch, i wanna fuck a wall[/bq]\r\n","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559304af63687250cd0009c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593046b6368724c5f0016a3#post_5593046b6368724c5f0016a3\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593036f6368724708000b45#post_5593036f6368724708000b45\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]punch, i wanna fuck a wall[/bq]\r\n[/bq]\r\n...","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559304b263687267d1000033","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i don't, the holes left afterword are ugly","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55930568636872037c000831","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So frustrated","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559309e4636872470800149a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"same","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55930a9b6368721e08000443","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm feeling better now btw.\r\nThanks again, Squiggy and Pegasus.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55930aac63687247080015c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Vy8Zw5VjsRY/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55930dfd6368724708001b9b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's wrong dude?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55930e246368724708001bdd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55930dfd6368724708001b9b#post_55930dfd6368724708001b9b\r\nEch, just randomly fell into a pit of self-loathing and had a hard time climbing back out.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55930e436368721e0800098c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55930e246368724708001bdd#post_55930e246368724708001bdd\r\nI meant Kaz","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55930e706368721e080009d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55930dfd6368724708001b9b#post_55930dfd6368724708001b9b\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]What's wrong dude?[/bq]\r\nadderall withdrawl","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55930e8f6368721e08000a06","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My childhood is getting brutally beaten using a mallet, crowbar and the Dildo Bat from Saints Row with F***** Tom & Jerry music on the background","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55930eeb6368721e08000a8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm so used to doubling up on my adderall that i would end up taking anywhere from 100-150 mg a day, but my mom has started taking it to work so i wouldnt double up on it, so now im back to 55mg a day","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559313c663687225b0000b05","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55930e246368724708001bdd#post_55930e246368724708001bdd\r\nGlad to hear you're doing better man! Like I said I know how shitty that feels. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5593173a63687243290001d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559317b063687267d10019d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My legs are really itchy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559317b96368724329000225","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wrong, try again","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559318d4636872263d000fb4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had a interesting thought:\r\nHave you ever wondered why we don't have real life superheroes like Ironman or such?  Easy: metal helmet.  If someone with enough money were to drop tens of billions of dollars on such a suit all you would need to do is use a bunch of thick ass oven mits to grab a lose electric cable then shock them in the head (please don't grab electric cables); the electricity would roll around in the person's body and catch their hair on fire and potentially explode the person's head inside the suit like a watermelon being exploded by a fire cracker.\r\n\r\nEven a tazer could take the person out; just smack them in the head with a tazer and having a thousand volts roll around in their brain wouldn't kill them but it would send them to the emergency room with the person convulsing on the floor.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; metal helmet + electricity = bad idea\r\n\r\nIt's also why we don't have power armor like in Fallout.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}