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{"topics":[{"id":"53b7456463687272cb700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just had a terrible dream.\r\n\r\nI was in a world combined with Digimon, Cry Of Fear, Amnesia and high school.\r\nIt was horrible!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b745ac6368720dd47a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"double standards, your name is tumblr.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b746486368727574480200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b74530636872172b910100#post_53b74530636872172b910100\r\nThe main thing I see coming of this is that more and more groups are going to do what 4chan did and upload gore to the #feminism tag and such to drown out tumblr's \"feminists\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b7466a6368724282f10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When I was 11 I swore that I would never masturbate or do anything else sexual.\r\n\r\nLook at me 4 years later.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7468b636872423d8e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Ima! Hitori Hitori No Mune no naka! Me Wo samase THE TIME TO GO!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h17pKaA1qU0","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7470463687272cb0c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7466a6368724282f10400#post_53b7466a6368724282f10400\r\n\r\n\r\nwhen i was 11 i was already masturbating.\r\n\r\nno hope for me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7476b63687267a6550500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I swear some [spoiler]funtcace[/spoiler] replaced my web browser with SCP-1004 when i was 11.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53b748b76368722c75d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b746486368727574480200#post_53b746486368727574480200\r\n\r\nI get the sentiment and all, but it's honestly just so _stupid._ What is it going to prove? I mean, really.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53b7492d6368722c75e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b748b76368722c75d00000#post_53b748b76368722c75d00000\r\n\r\nnothing, trolling doesnt need a bigger purpose other than getting people mad, and feminist are really easy to troll.\r\n\r\n4chan has already proved to be better than tumblr considering they raised 2400 bucks for RAINN","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7495e63687242ab980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b748b76368722c75d00000#post_53b748b76368722c75d00000\r\nEh; I can actually see the trolling having a moderate effect because the main place where internet \"feminists\" and sjw originate are from tumblr so if you spam the fuck out of tumblr under the #feminism tag it's like having a water gun filled with diarrhea spraying it all over the area; you may not directly hit your target, but it's totally going to get shit all over the area.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b749aa63687242abbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7470463687272cb0c0100#post_53b7470463687272cb0c0100\r\nLater that year, I was playing with my genitals and having sexual fantasies.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b74a0063687267a6ce0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b749aa63687242abbc0000#post_53b749aa63687242abbc0000\r\n\r\n\r\ni think my sexual fantasies started around when i was 14 or 15 not sure.\r\n\r\nbut im sure i started masturbating when i was 10.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b74a5863687242665b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson related to Mike Tyson?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b74a676368722941140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b74a0063687267a6ce0500#post_53b74a0063687267a6ce0500\r\nI think I hit puberty when I was either nine or ten and by proxy you know.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b74aae6368725dca790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/717f6732fff8888f1681ce4638a6e9f1/tumblr_n87orxNgCs1qla0vqo1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\nFUCK i laughed","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b74ab76368722bfd3a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b74a676368722941140100#post_53b74a676368722941140100\r\nI think I hit puberty at 11. I started having wet dreams at 12.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b74af763687210f3220200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God this car sure does love to mewl...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b74b2263687210f3250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i never had a wet dream.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b74b5c63687242011c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b74b2263687210f3250200#post_53b74b2263687210f3250200\r\nYou are a very weird person.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b74b8a636872428cf70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b74b2263687210f3250200#post_53b74b2263687210f3250200\r\nI had a few. Then i started to masturbate regularly to keep them from happening because holy fuck they were disgusting.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53b74be26368724215e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Masturbation lowers testosterone.\r\nBE A MAN!\r\n\r\nActually I wonder what I would be like if I quit masturbating. Nobody suggest quitting it altogether as it has therapeutic effects","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b74bf763687242014d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh no wait i had 1 wet dream.\r\n\r\nbut it was for like 1 minute.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b74c6d6368722941a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've had wet dreams.\r\nA few of them about Slenderman.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b74c7a636872426c750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b74af763687210f3220200#post_53b74af763687210f3220200\r\nI think you mean Cat","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b74c85636872280f1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What did Joe Stally think of gay people?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}