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{"topics":[{"id":"55931f8063687277a90004bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What if theme park that uses time machines and the time machines work off of multiverse theory and it has attractions like \"kill hitler\" and \"whizz in the primordial ooze\"\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55931f8d636872595800149e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931f286368726a080005a9#post_55931f286368726a080005a9\r\nIn Saitama's case, I'd argue that atmospheric reentry left him completely unscathed.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55931fc763687259580014ff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931f286368726a080005a9#post_55931f286368726a080005a9\r\nYeah, but that were _normal persons_, not superhumans with ultimante endurance.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55931ff16368726a0800067d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931f8d636872595800149e#post_55931f8d636872595800149e\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931f286368726a080005a9#post_55931f286368726a080005a9\r\nIn Saitama's case, I'd argue that atmospheric reentry left him completely unscathed.[/bq]\r\nNo dude; if Saitama was physically 100% real all it would take to kill him would be to expose him to something hot enough to \"flash\" him.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559320176368725958001575","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931f286368726a080005a9#post_55931f286368726a080005a9\r\nYeah but the point is that they aren't of this world.\r\n\r\nBasically things you'd be like \"Fuck they will die\" more than likely they will take like a car to the chest.\r\n\r\nBasically.\r\n\r\n!http://www.junkiemonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/GurrenLagann.jpg!\r\nDoing the Bloody impossible.\r\n\r\nBecause Fuck Physics/Logic its fucking hype. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5593201d63687260db0007cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here we go again...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5593205963687260db00080f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, anyone read any interesting fanfics lately?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5593206763687260db00082a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931fc763687259580014ff#post_55931fc763687259580014ff\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931f286368726a080005a9#post_55931f286368726a080005a9\r\nYeah, but that were _normal persons_, not superhumans with ultimante endurance.[/bq]\r\nWhenever you \"flash\" organic matter you're physically raising it's temperature so fast that it almost instantly becomes a plasma. If you were to expose superman/the hulk/saitama into say the 10000k range they would instantly get turned to carbon.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5593206f63687237620002d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593201d63687260db0007cd#post_5593201d63687260db0007cd\r\nI aint getting in any of this man. \r\n\r\nThat's all them. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559320726368725958001612","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931ff16368726a0800067d#post_55931ff16368726a0800067d\r\nWell I suppose it's a good thing that he's just a fictional character who isn't bound to the same universal laws of the real world that us boring normal human beings are.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"559320856368725958001638","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">OVER ANALYZING FICTIONAL THINGS","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5593208663687237620002e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593205963687260db00080f#post_5593205963687260db00080f\r\nOnly Fallout Equestria.\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559320ad63687277a9000607","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559320856368725958001638#post_559320856368725958001638\r\nSomeone never watched MST3K.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559320c46368720b660004dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593205963687260db00080f#post_5593205963687260db00080f\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]So, anyone read any interesting fanfics lately?[/bq]\r\nI don't read that many Fanfics.\r\n\r\nThough my sister was telling me about a hilarious Fanfic where Seto Kaiba is on Drugs and puts everything he does in a diary while on those said drugs.\r\n\r\nSome of it is disturbing but at the same time made me lose my shit! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559320ce63687259580016b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559320ad63687277a9000607#post_559320ad63687277a9000607\r\ni dont think ill ever plan on it either","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"559320df636872376200031f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559320726368725958001612#post_559320726368725958001612\r\n[bq=\"Silent_Witness\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55931ff16368726a0800067d#post_55931ff16368726a0800067d\r\nWell I suppose it's a good thing that he's just a fictional character who isn't bound to the same universal laws of the real world that us boring normal human beings are.[/bq]\r\nI'm talking about real world physics here.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559320e76368721857000f86","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593206763687260db00082a#post_5593206763687260db00082a\r\nAnd I'd say that he'd just go \"...Okay. And?\"\r\n\r\nEdit: The problem is that you constantly apply real world physics to fantastic characters? Who fucking does that when it comes to people like Too Stronk Man?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559320fd6368721857000fa5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ugh fucking people ignoring my messages ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5593213663687260db00095b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593206763687260db00082a#post_5593206763687260db00082a\r\nAnd how you can know that if you don't really know the cell anatomy of the Hulk and Superman?\r\nHow you know that Hulk's cells works like the same as a normal human?\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559321386368721e080025e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559320df636872376200031f#post_559320df636872376200031f\r\nOkay, yeah, I get it. Everything awesome in fiction is impossible because the laws of the real world would cause it to collapse like a massive house of cards.\r\n","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"559321456368721857000ffd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559320df636872376200031f#post_559320df636872376200031f\r\n\"If you're how he eats or breathes, or other science facts\"\r\n_shalala_\r\n\"Repeat to yourself it's just a show. I should really just relax.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559321816368726a0800083a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559320e76368721857000f86#post_559320e76368721857000f86\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593206763687260db00082a#post_5593206763687260db00082a\r\nAnd I'd say that he'd just go \"...Okay. And?\"[/bq]\r\nAgain; *REAL* world physics as in \"if theoretical person weren't just fantasy in a book but a actual breathing person then this would happen\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559321d4636872595800185a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559321386368721e080025e5#post_559321386368721e080025e5\r\n[bq=\"Silent_Witness\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559320df636872376200031f#post_559320df636872376200031f\r\nOkay, yeah, I get it. Everything awesome in fiction is impossible because the laws of the real world would cause it to collapse like a massive house of cards.[/bq]\r\n^Pretty much this.\r\n\r\nThere's no such things as superheroes *in reality* cause if they were real they would get killed within five minutes.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559321dc63687218570010dd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559321816368726a0800083a#post_559321816368726a0800083a\r\nYou must be fun at parties....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559321f56368725958001899","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/891/817/cd9.png!!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/833/247/578.png!!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/904/831/922.png!!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/611/059/e3e.png!\r\nTake your pick.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}