time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7185.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55936f77636872435c0012f2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936f36636872435c001283#post_55936f36636872435c001283\r\n\r\n>Optimus has a penis\r\n>Childhood bye bye","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5593702963687220c40004fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936f77636872435c0012f2#post_55936f77636872435c0012f2\r\nCan't unsee.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559370306368726227003a95","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936f77636872435c0012f2#post_55936f77636872435c0012f2\r\n\r\nWhat would Transformer sperm look like, anyway?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559370d16368726227003ba4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559370306368726227003a95#post_559370306368726227003a95\r\n\r\nOil?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593702963687220c40004fa#post_5593702963687220c40004fa\r\n\r\nYou're welcome","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5593743b6368720b7e000b01","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what is kind of amazing?  The fact that the human brain can remember specific quotes and details years after something initially happens or they watch something and chances are a fair number of people would remember the exact same detail as them.  I could say something like \"the pants were dead\" or \"the birds and the sun was almost down at the top of the sky\" and people would instantly know what that is from.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5593750d6368727a38000dcd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593743b6368720b7e000b01#post_5593743b6368720b7e000b01\r\n!http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/understood_that_reference_avengers.gif!\r\nNo one forgets the saver of humens.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"559375806368726227004390","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593743b6368720b7e000b01#post_5593743b6368720b7e000b01\r\nToo bad I don't.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559375b26368727a38000e98","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559375806368726227004390#post_559375806368726227004390\r\n\"You have to watch this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559375d8636872622700441e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559375b26368727a38000e98#post_559375b26368727a38000e98\r\nOh, that.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559376296368727a38000f55","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ben Diskin is apparently playing Joseph Joestar in the Jojo Part 2 anime.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559376e1636872435c001e57","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hee-llo gaiz","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55937712636872435c001e9f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559376e1636872435c001e57#post_559376e1636872435c001e57\r\nOhaider","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559378566368723cd900251a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i clicked on radiohead's creep b/c i thought it was stp's creep\r\n\r\nkilling myself bbl","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559378b56368726227004918","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just found out that there are somehow 4 Alpha and Omega sequels.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5593791b6368723cd900267f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Might as well go home soon instead of attending the acquaintance party.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5593797663687220c4000e99","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish someone would make a working prophecy of sorts that goes with the end of the world but a number of heroes will stand up against it and save the world whatnot.\r\n\r\nBut in real life.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559379fd636872435c002340","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559378566368723cd900251a#post_559378566368723cd900251a\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]i clicked on radiohead's creep b/c i thought it was stp's creep\r\n\r\nkilling myself bbl[/bq]\r\nU phail","author":null},{"id":"55937a716368720b7e001321","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559378b56368726227004918#post_559378b56368726227004918\r\ni knew about a 3rd one, but a 4th one? how the fuck did they get the funding for that?","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55937b0f63687227980002f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"THERES A FIFTH ONE TOO","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55937c056368726227004f45","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #9EF8\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559379fd636872435c002340#post_559379fd636872435c002340\r\nits aight im just in a pearl jam youtube mix\r\n\r\nfound the name of a song i love so it aint that bad","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55937c06636872435c0026b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593797663687220c4000e99#post_5593797663687220c4000e99\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I wish someone would make a working prophecy of sorts that goes with the end of the world but a number of heroes will stand up against it and save the world whatnot.\r\n\r\nBut in real life.[/bq]\r\n(what popped in my head)\r\n\"Presenting Eisenhower, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Teddy, JFK, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Eisenhower this July 4th in 'Expendables 1776'\"\r\n*Washington chopping through door and peeking through*\r\n\"HERE'S FREEDOM!\"\r\n\r\n*halfway through the movie JFK and Lincoln get shot in the theater on the grassy knoll*\r\n\"Oh my god they killed Kenny!\"\r\n\"You bastards!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55937c12636872435c0026cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.watchcartoononline.com/thumbs/Steven-Universe-Episode-22-Steven-and-the-Stevens.jpg!\r\n\r\nSteven Universe as Josuke","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55937c1c63687277350001e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How much beer do you think James Rolf actually drank during his run witn AVGN?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55937c52636872760e000659","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/d/dc/Chapter_266.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140809092445!\r\nRate his hair.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55937c69636872760e000675","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55937c1c63687277350001e5#post_55937c1c63687277350001e5\r\nnot enough","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"}]}