time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/719.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b7570c63687274cc670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b756c46368720b811a0000#post_53b756c46368720b811a0000\r\n\r\n\"Cross me and hitting shots like my nigga Brian Shaw\r\nI’m feeding them cold cuts with a side of coleslaw\r\n(I’m a Rough Rider) And left brain my raw dog\r\nWith that 4-4 gadget watch them go, go off\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7579d6368725a9d0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"holy shit i didint know they dropped a whole album\r\n\r\n!http://thumbs.hh.ulximg.com/public/album/500_1404496988_large_71.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b757cd6368720b81700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here, I will count all the sciency-sounding \"treatments\" sold by quacks.\r\n\r\n1. \"DNA upgrades\".\r\n2. \"Tachyon-infused water\".\r\n3. \"Quantum\" anything.\r\n4. \"Energy fields\".\r\n5. \"Antineoplastons\".\r\n6. \"DNA activation\".\r\n\r\nThere are -probably- definitely tons more out there.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b7585363687274616d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b757cd6368720b81700000#post_53b757cd6368720b81700000\r\nPro tip: if the proposed treatment sounds like a science fiction plot device, its probably a fraud.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b758816368720b6d790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7585363687274616d0200#post_53b7585363687274616d0200\r\nLet's invent our own!\r\n\r\nNucleotide energizer! ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b758b963687233af110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b757cd6368720b81700000#post_53b757cd6368720b81700000\r\n\r\nTachyon infused water.\r\n\r\nSounds like something straight out of Gallefrey.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b758cb6368726fc8140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b758816368720b6d790000#post_53b758816368720b6d790000\r\nHemoglobin electrolyte surge.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b759116368727df6140100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b758cb6368726fc8140100#post_53b758cb6368726fc8140100\r\nNeutron phylogenics.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b75a3363687259200d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IM A ROUGH RIDER and left brain my raw dog ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b75ad46368725ba8340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I could someone (maybe a zombie) using a sandwich.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b75b486368726b61090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Admiral REALLY loves my shoulder.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b75b8563687253a3920000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b759116368727df6140100#post_53b759116368727df6140100\r\nQuantum Teleportation. (Southland Tales says hello)","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b75b9963687272422a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/dae7f5df52a0b9c6f87f6a3b26ef8565/tumblr_n6phpdLgJi1tse0qgo3_1280.jpg!\r\nDraw me like one of your Kalosian Mons","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b75bbb6368727242390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75b8563687253a3920000#post_53b75b8563687253a3920000\r\nElectrophyte quantum capacitor.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b75bd163687276ea0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"literally im obsessed with nowadays.\r\n\r\nmellowhype is getting better from numbers.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b75c2663687257169d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Role Reversal at it's finest\r\n!http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/563321_457198057685918_1247324094_n.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b75cb96368727ff43b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you live in the world of Adventure Time (Land of Ooo), what would be your occupation, species (except humans), and alignment (good, evil or neutral)?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b75d156368727d69b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/787/729/c91.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b75d2b6368725707430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75c2663687257169d0000#post_53b75c2663687257169d0000\r\n\r\n!http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/a4/8e/a48e05_768577.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b75de86368726cbab00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75d2b6368725707430100#post_53b75d2b6368725707430100\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/mInRKXH.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b75e076368725716400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i cant express you need to listen to NOWADAYS\r\n\r\nalso\r\n\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/40e5cb4091a35c47d0acf1d99414a505/tumblr_n2jmjpuuml1r9k2luo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b75e2763687271f6c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75d2b6368725707430100#post_53b75d2b6368725707430100\r\nI'd rather have a Gallade...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b75ede6368727d69040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Malevich.black-square.jpg/640px-Malevich.black-square.jpg!\r\nThis is art.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b75f1a6368727766a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b75ede6368727d69040100#post_53b75ede6368727d69040100\r\n\r\n!http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/14/24/14246177_120922020000.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b75f4d6368720e2c090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"He's kneading into my shirt! It's kind of hard to type.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}