time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/723.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b7785263687265c76c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b778046368727a56db0000#post_53b778046368727a56db0000\r\nYou leave my kitty alone.\r\nBig meanie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b778ab636872757d410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b777d16368727a56d50000#post_53b777d16368727a56d50000\r\nDESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!\r\n\r\n","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b778c16368720cec300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b7785263687265c76c0100#post_53b7785263687265c76c0100\r\nI know you're gay, but do you want to eat some pussy?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b778d46368727a7f050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*twisted officially declares war on admiral*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b778fb63687265c7a70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b777e26368722621540000#post_53b777e26368722621540000\r\nYay murrica firework day. Or yay normal friday if you aren't MURRICAN.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b779436368720cec660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b778fb63687265c7a70100#post_53b778fb63687265c7a70100\r\n\r\n\r\nmore like bummer day over here.\r\n\r\nwe lost \r\n\r\ni really dont like football but i recognize the importance of this.\r\n\r\nwe should dlecare war on brazil for this shit","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b7794b63687279ea080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...\r\n\r\n*Transforms into Kamen rider Faiz*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b7795d636872657f920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My mom got herself *TWO* Galaxy Note S3s due to investments and insurance.\r\nI get to keep one while my sister keeps the other.\r\nAt first, I was so excited but then I noticed that my SIM card was a Mini.\r\nThe phone required a Micro SIM to function.\r\n\r\nAfter I nearly lost all hope, I checked the Internet, took the measurements and trimmed my SIM card using nothing but a pair of fabric scissors, a nail file, a 0.01 mm scale ruler and an extremely sharp pencil.\r\n\r\nAfter 10 minutes of measuring and trimming, I finally got my Micro SIM card! And it works!\r\n\r\n*YEAH!*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b77978636872754eaa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b778c16368720cec300100#post_53b778c16368720cec300100\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b779a0636872657fab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/787/407/84a.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b779c86368725a42370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77978636872754eaa0100#post_53b77978636872754eaa0100\r\n\r\n\r\ntomorrow gentlemen, we shall attack the coast of squiggy´s house and defeat admiral.\r\n\r\nFOR DOGUTOPIA.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b779f16368727a12ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b779c86368725a42370000#post_53b779c86368725a42370000\r\nLeave my kitty alone! He's napping and being adorable!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b779f5636872268ced0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b779a0636872657fab0100#post_53b779a0636872657fab0100\r\n\r\nPhysics? What are those?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b77a4b636872263a680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b779f16368727a12ba0100#post_53b779f16368727a12ba0100\r\n\r\njealousy powers my army, i will not rest till admiral IS MINE.\r\n\r\nbut first you must tell us your adress, we cant attack you if you dont tell us where.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b77a4d6368727a7f880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b779c86368725a42370000#post_53b779c86368725a42370000\r\nActually, I'm just the narrator so I'm not suppose to be involved in such violent acts against nature and the government.\r\n\r\nBesides, I don't get paid for killing mutant bird lizards. It's not in my contract.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b77ad56368727a2a850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b779c86368725a42370000#post_53b779c86368725a42370000\r\nI will fight you for admiral's sake, And I will win","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b77b0663687265ab8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"DO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HOMEWORK, TME.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b77b0763687226213d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77ad56368727a2a850100#post_53b77ad56368727a2a850100\r\nAwww Trashy. I never knew you cared.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b77b556368727a2aab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77ad56368727a2a850100#post_53b77ad56368727a2a850100\r\n\r\n\r\n*moves trashy out of the way*\r\n\r\nok, lets get ready for war.\r\n\r\nafter i take a nap.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b77b966368725aae3f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77b556368727a2aab0100#post_53b77b556368727a2aab0100\r\n*Rider kick*\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77b0763687226213d0100#post_53b77b0763687226213d0100\r\nI do have a Rider's spirit after all","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b77bd7636872268c9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77b966368725aae3f0200#post_53b77b966368725aae3f0200\r\n\r\n\r\nplease trashy we are trying to accomplish something here, go watch power rangers or something.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b77c2863687265abfd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/787/749/164.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b77c85636872263a680200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77bd7636872268c9c0100#post_53b77bd7636872268c9c0100\r\n...\r\n\r\n@EXCEED CHARGE@\r\n\r\nTOOOORYA!!\r\n\r\n*Rider kick*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b77c97636872757da20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WHEN CAN RANDY GET ICE CREAM?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b77cd5636872263a870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b77c85636872263a680200#post_53b77c85636872263a680200\r\n\r\n\r\ni dont know what that is but i guess we can delay the invasion for about uh, 2 weeks, sounds good?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}