time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7244.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5597296c6368727e8e0010d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559726bb6368724cca001c31#post_559726bb6368724cca001c31\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559726316368720ad2002dc5#post_559726316368720ad2002dc5\r\nI don't \r\nI'm wandering and I don't know what to but\r\n\r\nI'll just buy a dress and be A PRETTY LADY \r\n~ya right~[/bq]\r\n\r\n","author":"5139964d7f123b8997000291"},{"id":"55972a0963687205f3000259","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597202963687274f2000624#post_5597202963687274f2000624\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55971b866368720ad2001bb0#post_55971b866368720ad2001bb0\r\nYes. Yes I do.\r\nWhy is that important?[/bq]\r\nCause the bible belt has the highest rate of infidelity in the usa.\r\n\r\nAlso random fact it has the highest rate of stds and home made porn being made.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55972ac863687205f30002e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"god bless the south","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55972ad963687274f20014e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972a0963687205f3000259#post_55972a0963687205f3000259\r\nThat honestly doesn't shock me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972b016368720ad2003589","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well my aunt is going into labor.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972b206368722d350019b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b016368720ad2003589#post_55972b016368720ad2003589\r\nOh shit\r\n\r\nWell, I guess you'll be busy for a while then","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972b6c6368726371000d50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b016368720ad2003589#post_55972b016368720ad2003589\r\nOh shit! I wish her luck!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972b7b6368722d35001a44","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Xena\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597296c6368727e8e0010d5#post_5597296c6368727e8e0010d5\r\n?","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55972b976368725f850000f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b206368722d350019b3#post_55972b206368722d350019b3\r\nI'm not going to the hospital. My mom and grandma are though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972bc66368727b2400003f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b976368725f850000f4#post_55972b976368725f850000f4\r\nOh, okay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972bdc6368722d35001aeb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b976368725f850000f4#post_55972b976368725f850000f4\r\nI hope she'll be ok.\r\n\r\nDidn't know your Aunt was Pregnant. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972bdd6368727e8e001436","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I realized Derpibooru and you guys are more distracting than my phone and videogames.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55972c0463687205f3000482","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972bdd6368727e8e001436#post_55972bdd6368727e8e001436\r\n< Checks off being more distracting than Videogames off of his life goals ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972c106368722d35001b6c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972bdd6368727e8e001436#post_55972bdd6368727e8e001436\r\nSame for me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972c4f6368727b240000b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972bdc6368722d35001aeb#post_55972bdc6368722d35001aeb\r\nYeah, she's actually a week late and they were considering artifically inducing her labor.\r\n\r\n~^[spoiler]And now I can begin _the plan._[/spoiler]^~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972c866368727e8e001556","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972c4f6368727b240000b9#post_55972c4f6368727b240000b9\r\n....The Plan? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972c946368727b24000105","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972c4f6368727b240000b9#post_55972c4f6368727b240000b9\r\nWhich plan?\r\nWhat series are you going to enforce on the child?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972cea636872085b0000df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972b016368720ad2003589#post_55972b016368720ad2003589\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Well my aunt is going into labor.[/bq]\r\nThe same aunt that had drug addiction?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55972d206368727e8e001658","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972c866368727e8e001556#post_55972c866368727e8e001556\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972c946368727b24000105#post_55972c946368727b24000105\r\nOkay, my uncle has made it his goal to make my life is hilariously miserable as possible. It's all in good fun but me and him are complete ASSHOLES to each other. So I have a plan to get my unltimate revenge. I am going to turn his child into a HUGE NERD!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972d3363687261ef00028a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's easier to shop in gta","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55972d356368725f85000333","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972cea636872085b0000df#post_55972cea636872085b0000df\r\nNo. Different aunt. This one isn't an addict.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55972d5c6368721515000094","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972d206368727e8e001658#post_55972d206368727e8e001658\r\nAwesome\r\n\r\nSo what's first?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55972d726368727e8e0016d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972d206368727e8e001658#post_55972d206368727e8e001658\r\n*INTRODUCE HIM INTO MECHA! PLEASE!*\r\n\r\n*INTRODUCE HIM INTO WEABOO FILTH!*\r\n\r\n*FUCKING DO IT!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55972d946368722d35001e54","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972d206368727e8e001658#post_55972d206368727e8e001658\r\nSee, I thought you were gonna intercept the baby like a footbal as it was born ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55972dac63687205f3000720","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55972d356368725f85000333#post_55972d356368725f85000333\r\nOh\r\nThe same aunt that was bitten by a brown recluse?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}