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{"topics":[{"id":"5598a9426368725565000637","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My God, the elevator at the place I live at really stinks! What happened to it? It sure didn't stink the last time I used it.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598a95d6368722e6e0016c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking double post ","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598a9646368726478000221","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598a8d46368722e6e0015f1#post_5598a8d46368722e6e0015f1\r\nIf you need any advice just ask gasmaskangel.\r\nHis porn smithing is GODLIKE.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598a9db6368724efb0013fe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Back to Splatoon \r\nGo cats!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598a9f86368725d41000301","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I would love to see a tourney of just Splatoon ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598aa666368726478000335","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to have to stay up all night and all day again. (I messed up my sleep schedule again)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5598aab0636872647800037f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598a9f86368725d41000301#post_5598a9f86368725d41000301\r\n\r\nI'm sure we'll have one soon.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598aaf163687264780003cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So what are you guys talking about? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598ab47636872656600001b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aaf163687264780003cd#post_5598aaf163687264780003cd\r\nAbout fanfic.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598abda6368726478000522","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ab47636872656600001b#post_5598ab47636872656600001b\r\nAbout Fanfic eh? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598abfd6368725e8e000153","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aaf163687264780003cd#post_5598aaf163687264780003cd\r\neyebrow grinding","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598ac156368725565000a22","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598abda6368726478000522#post_5598abda6368726478000522\r\n\r\nSpecifically, smutfic.\r\n\r\nUnspecifically, my smutfic.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598ac3e6368727a8000003f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598abfd6368725e8e000153#post_5598abfd6368725e8e000153\r\n\r\nWhy did you have to say that shit? I had this perfect storyline in my head and now I _have_ to include it because it's too good.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598ac8f6368720141000520","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aaf163687264780003cd#post_5598aaf163687264780003cd\r\nI'm just playing GTA V.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598acaa6368727a8000009b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598a9426368725565000637#post_5598a9426368725565000637\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]My God, the elevator at the place I live at really stinks! What happened to it? It sure didn't stink the last time I used it.[/bq]\r\nThere have been reports of people having secks in elevators. Not that I delve too much on the topic.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598ad006368725e8e0002c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598acaa6368727a8000009b#post_5598acaa6368727a8000009b\r\nThere are people who have sex in elevators? I thought that was only in bed.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598ad1f6368726fb90001f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ac3e6368727a8000003f#post_5598ac3e6368727a8000003f\r\ni know what the ladies like ;)\r\n\r\nit may also be from minor intoxication and the fact that all i know about the character is that he has such voluptuous and irresistible eyebrows","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598ad9863687201410006c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ad006368725e8e0002c4#post_5598ad006368725e8e0002c4\r\nA lot of folks have secks in places one wouldn't expect. Again, not that I know too much about that.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598adb86368727a800001be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ad006368725e8e0002c4#post_5598ad006368725e8e0002c4\r\n\r\nShit. You have a lot to learn.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ad1f6368726fb90001f5#post_5598ad1f6368726fb90001f5\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120706145948/animalcrossing/images/thumb/5/50/CF_kk_slider.png/500px-CF_kk_slider.png!\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n!http://orig12.deviantart.net/f710/f/2010/142/0/c/totakeke___k_k__slider_by_nukude.jpg!\r\n\r\nI am noticing a lot of new things tonight.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598adc86368727a800001ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ad9863687201410006c8#post_5598ad9863687201410006c8\r\nBut my place's elevator smelled like someone took a shit in it.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598addd63687269ba000323","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598adc86368727a800001ce#post_5598adc86368727a800001ce\r\n\r\nDead body? That's not exactly unheard of, either.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598adfa636872647800087a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598adb86368727a800001be#post_5598adb86368727a800001be\r\nWhere do you and your boyfriend have sex?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598ae2a63687269ba000370","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I kind of just want to have sex, just so I can have proper discussions about it\r\n\r\nAnd for the romantic aspect ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598ae7a6368727a8000025d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598adfa636872647800087a#post_5598adfa636872647800087a\r\n\r\nCouch, usually. One time the woods. If you were on this thread at the time I told that particular story, you'd know that one didn't end too well.\r\n\r\nAnyway, sex in public isn't something I'd do, but damned if it isn't common. Public bathrooms tend to be one of the more common places, but quickies in the elevator are done too.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598aeb86368726478000990","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"it's funny because all i know of kk slider is what his trophy in ssbm says, and that was made before he was even released in a game","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}