time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7284.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598af1c6368725e8e0005d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ae7a6368727a8000025d#post_5598ae7a6368727a8000025d\r\nWe usually do it in her bed because mine squeaks a lot.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598afa363687201410009a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aeb86368726478000990#post_5598aeb86368726478000990\r\n\r\nHe plays music for the player. He talks like a hippie; he's against the man.\r\n\r\nThat's literally all he is. Seriously. \r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598af1c6368725e8e0005d5#post_5598af1c6368725e8e0005d5\r\n\r\nSqueaking is fun if nobody is home. Not sure if it's wrong for me to be turned on by bed squeaking, but I'm sure I have bigger problems. Like being turned on by eyebrow fucking.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598afbd6368725fd8000646","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"abcdeFghijklmnopqrstUvwxyz","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598afed6368727a800003af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\n\r\nAnyone want to crack the code?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598aff26368727a800003b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afa363687201410009a6#post_5598afa363687201410009a6\r\nYou also said he is Hispanic. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598affa636872556500104b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\nThe alphabet.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598b05e63687269ba0005ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afed6368727a800003af#post_5598afed6368727a800003af\r\nHold on I'll try and translate.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\nSomethingsomethingBoredsomethingsomething:|somethingsomething\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598b0646368720141000a8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598aff26368727a800003b1#post_5598aff26368727a800003b1\r\n\r\nHe is. Muy bien.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598b06d6368725fd8000710","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598affa636872556500104b#post_5598affa636872556500104b\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afbd6368725fd8000646#post_5598afbd6368725fd8000646\r\nThe alphabet.[/bq]\r\n...","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598b0b363687269ba00062a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b06d6368725fd8000710#post_5598b06d6368725fd8000710\r\nIt is the alphabet, isn't it?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598b10263687255650011d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b0646368720141000a8d#post_5598b0646368720141000a8d\r\nViva la Revolucion\r\n\r\nAlso, I have to eat lunch now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598b10763687255650011dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/BAJlKPS.png?1!\r\n\r\nthanks chrome, those are exactly the questions a man would ask\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598afa363687201410009a6#post_5598afa363687201410009a6\r\noh so hes a bad boy huh\r\n\r\nand i wouldnt say theres anything inherently wrong with wanting to feel his bristles move across your intimacy, slowly tantalizing your senses with his thick brush pushing back ever so lightly","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b1b16368726478000e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't wait for me and Squiggy to fuck so I can brag about it ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598b1e66368725e8e00096d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">>930084p","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5598b22f63687255650013a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Top 10 Retail Ripoffs\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCOiWcEMqRQ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5598b2896368720141000d6a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b10763687255650011dc#post_5598b10763687255650011dc\r\n\r\nHe's a fucking cinnamon bun.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]...and the mess that gets left behind sticking to his face doesn't sound half bad either.[/spoiler]\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598b2b46368727a8000061c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-o1jD4K7Yym0/VZb-yBbRlbI/AAAAAAACKzU/bHtkqw7iKFs/s2000/30271361-1906340734.png!","author":null},{"id":"5598b321636872509000005e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b1e66368725e8e00096d#post_5598b1e66368725e8e00096d\r\ngood post\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b2896368720141000d6a#post_5598b2896368720141000d6a\r\nhes a wut\r\n\r\n\"@Background Pony #0697\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b2b46368727a8000061c#post_5598b2b46368727a8000061c\r\nwho is this horse","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b32a6368725090000073","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b1b16368726478000e00#post_5598b1b16368726478000e00\r\nJesus.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b1e66368725e8e00096d#post_5598b1e66368725e8e00096d\r\nFucking love this pic so much!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598b36663687250550000fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b22f63687255650013a4#post_5598b22f63687255650013a4\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"Top 10 Retail Ripoffs\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCOiWcEMqRQ[/bq]\r\nI can't tell if he is a an oxfordian or yorkshire accent","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598b3b863687250a00000d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b321636872509000005e#post_5598b321636872509000005e\r\n\r\n\"Didn't quite say it right.\":http://www.theonion.com/article/beautiful-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world-to-35038","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598b3be63687250b80000dd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok cool","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b42f636872509000017b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b3b863687250a00000d1#post_5598b3b863687250a00000d1\r\noic\r\n\r\nwell, have fun with your newfound eyebrow fetish","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b4b26368725075000268","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b42f636872509000017b#post_5598b42f636872509000017b\r\n\r\nIs there even art for this? how do I feed this flame?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598b5806368720b410000a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I found that Ultraman movie. (That's a thing I could stream now.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}