time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7285.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598b5986368725090000308","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b4b26368725075000268#post_5598b4b26368725075000268\r\nas a dude with fairly bushy eyebrows myself, i'd honestly say that you'd have to be absolutely insane if you're going to use your eyebrows for something like that when presented with a spread and i think quite a bit of everyone would say the same\r\n\r\nhowever, google's a pretty good buddy and might have some things for you, but it's certainly a tall order\r\n\r\n\r\nlol wut am i even saying anymore","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b5c76368725090000344","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b5986368725090000308#post_5598b5986368725090000308\r\n\r\nI don't mean for real life, silly. Of course it wouldn't work. That's why we use the internet!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598b5e26368720b410000f9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b5806368720b410000a5#post_5598b5806368720b410000a5\r\nWhich one?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598b6286368720b4e000121","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b5e26368720b410000f9#post_5598b5e26368720b410000f9\r\nThe one that's a Prequel to Ultraman Nexus.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5598b69d636872506b000596","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well the last lightbulb in my bedroom finally blew.\r\n\r\nNow it's dark. And spooky.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598b6d3636872509000047e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b69d636872506b000596#post_5598b69d636872506b000596\r\nMidnight Shadow -Boner- Spooks? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598b6fc636872506b000639","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b69d636872506b000596#post_5598b69d636872506b000596\r\nthat sounds sick","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5598b71a63687250750005c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b6d3636872509000047e#post_5598b6d3636872509000047e\r\nGonna have to go get new ones in the morning.\r\nBut for now, it's darker than Ansem's heart.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598b73e636872506b000696","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b5c76368725090000344#post_5598b5c76368725090000344\r\niunno about you but i use the internet to get crazy shit that would either be illegal or immoral and therefore cannot be done in society, my train of thought followed that foundation and was influenced by the thought that eyebrow fucking sounded like \"well that's not crazy, it's just dumb\r\n\r\nand who would want dumb porn when you can have crazy porn\"\r\n\r\nyou girls are really another animal entirely for srs","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b75a636872506000074f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b6286368720b4e000121#post_5598b6286368720b4e000121\r\nOh yeah. That one. Didn't that show constantly [spoiler]switch who the person becoming Ultraman Nexus was?[/spoiler]","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598b768636872506b0006d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b71a63687250750005c5#post_5598b71a63687250750005c5\r\n[spoiler]Darker than my Skin?[/spoiler] \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598b78263687250a000046a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b768636872506b0006d6#post_5598b768636872506b0006d6\r\nI dunno.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598b7b5636872508200065d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b73e636872506b000696#post_5598b73e636872506b000696\r\n\r\nThe rule of thumb is that if a male hasn't actively done it in a porn, a female has probably documented it in a fanfiction.\r\n\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598b7b963687250a0000497","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b75a636872506000074f#post_5598b75a636872506000074f\r\n[spoiler]Yeah. (Ultraman's hosts weren't the main protagonists anyway.)[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5598b8486368725060000903","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b78263687250a000046a#post_5598b78263687250a000046a\r\nI'm sorry I couldn't resist! \r\n\r\nBut seriously though I know how much that sucks. Had to go without a light one night myself.\r\n\r\nMy room is bloody Dark. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598b87c63687250a000056b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b7b5636872508200065d#post_5598b7b5636872508200065d\r\nyeah, that sounds about right","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b8df6368725060000a04","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"On the plus side this is the perfect kind of atmosphere to watch horror movies.\r\nAnd Reanimator is on Netflix.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598b92a63687250750008c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"just took a selfie 833333\":http://i.imgur.com/WifF3Aa.jpg\r\n\r\nseriously guys if your room isnt this dark all the time youre not being a true patrician","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598b9a86368725060000b56","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b8df6368725060000a04#post_5598b8df6368725060000a04\r\nAlso good atmosphere for cuddling and fucking","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598b9ec6368720b4e00036e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b9a86368725060000b56#post_5598b9a86368725060000b56\r\nOr fucking TO horror movies.\r\n\r\n\r\nThat sounds like something Gasmask would do...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598ba216368725060000c07","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b9ec6368720b4e00036e#post_5598b9ec6368720b4e00036e\r\n\r\nPersonally, I'd want to fuck to comedy. You can stop and laugh every once in a while with your partner, then just go right back to what you were doing.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598ba8f63687250a0000761","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ba216368725060000c07#post_5598ba216368725060000c07\r\nHey the only difference between being terrified and being aroused is what is happening in your pants.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598ba97636872506b000c25","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598b9ec6368720b4e00036e#post_5598b9ec6368720b4e00036e\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ba216368725060000c07#post_5598ba216368725060000c07\r\nNot sure I would fuck to any movie\r\nToo distracting\r\nI mean, it could be very slow casual sex on the side of the movie","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598bacb6368725060000d42","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You're up when the rooster crows\r\nDVR filled with shit-tier shows\r\nWearing trendy normie clothes\r\nAnd then tomorrow you'll do it all over again\r\n\r\nMy social circle only has room for edgelords\r\nAbrahamics, no, they can't be real Nords\r\nFucking normies, fucking normalfags, get off my board","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5598bad56368725082000ab2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Since I found out how to switch hosts on that streaming site. How about we do a thing where we watch TV shows and switch hosts every so often?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}