time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7297.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5598d9d36368721d30000d22","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d92163687224900012c0#post_5598d92163687224900012c0\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d9426368722490001308#post_5598d9426368722490001308\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d96b63687228a40010e2#post_5598d96b63687228a40010e2\r\nAlso good. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d93c63687224900012fd#post_5598d93c63687224900012fd\r\nEasy\r\nReplace you esophagus with a hollowed out candy cane ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598da006368726a41001d14","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d96b63687228a40010e2#post_5598d96b63687228a40010e2\r\nI'm still not entirely convinced that sex isn't just some cruel practical joke people played on sad pathetic sad sacks like me, and that people just kind of spontaneously will themselves into existence.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598da316368727d0e00017d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d8f96368721d30000c06#post_5598d8f96368721d30000c06\r\nthat's what i meant, fruitbowl","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598da396368726a41001d88","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I freaking can't think right now...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5598da4a6368726a41001dab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d93c63687224900012fd#post_5598d93c63687224900012fd\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]If only there is a permanent way to keep our breaths fresh...[/bq]\r\ntry swishing around then swallowing rubbing alcohol ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598da616368725877000a8d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da006368726a41001d14#post_5598da006368726a41001d14\r\n\r\nWhile sex is great, having a relationship to begin with is better. Look for a partner, but don't obsess over it.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598da626368726a41001dde","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da006368726a41001d14#post_5598da006368726a41001d14\r\nkeep that attitude up and you might have to swim in ass to keep from drowning in the pussy","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598da646368725877000a92","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da006368726a41001d14#post_5598da006368726a41001d14\r\nIt's basic instinct.\r\n\r\nAlso, Speaking of which. I need to get off now. She has arrived.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5598da756368727d0e0001c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh damn\r\nI missed a sex talk, Carcass \"incident\" and school tales\r\nwell whatever for the next time","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5598da766368721d30000df3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d9a06368727d0e00010d#post_5598d9a06368727d0e00010d\r\nLike for real though \r\nI'm team dog even\r\nI played probably about 15 or 20 matches and only won 2\r\nI'm not saying I'm the greatest splatoon player but you'd think I'd get at least Three or four winning games out of that. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598da936368726a41001e4c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da616368725877000a8d#post_5598da616368725877000a8d\r\nThat's what I think as well\r\n\r\nHence why I'm saving my body for Squiggy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598daa36368726a41001e6c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da646368725877000a92#post_5598da646368725877000a92\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"] I need to get off[/bq]\r\nYou and me both dude.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5598dac26368726a41001eae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da756368727d0e0001c7#post_5598da756368727d0e0001c7\r\n\r\nSomething else will come up. It always does.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da936368726a41001e4c#post_5598da936368726a41001e4c\r\n\r\nWhen are you two meeting?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598dac36368721d30000e70","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"even if its an online relationship; my boyfriend and i hve been together for a year and a half (although a few years back i had a friend with benefits wink wink nudge nudge)","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598dae06368726a41001ee3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598daa36368726a41001e6c#post_5598daa36368726a41001e6c\r\n\r\nWho _doesn't_ need to get off?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598dae86368727d0e00023a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598dac26368726a41001eae#post_5598dac26368726a41001eae\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da936368726a41001e4c#post_5598da936368726a41001e4c\r\n\r\nWhen are you two meeting?[/bq]\r\nI'll get back to you on that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598dae96368725877000b2c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da766368721d30000df3#post_5598da766368721d30000df3\r\nGlad to hear I wasn't the only one having problems fighting for Team Dog. Though my win/loss ratio was only a little better- played eleven games, won three, lost eight, and five of those losses were consecutive.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5598daf06368726a41001ef5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da616368725877000a8d#post_5598da616368725877000a8d\r\nA.k.a. don't do what I do.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5598db1f6368727d0e00026b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598da766368721d30000df3#post_5598da766368721d30000df3\r\nI got a good number of wins on Cat team\r\nWe fucking beat Dio Brando","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598db8b63687228a4001446","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598dae96368725877000b2c#post_5598dae96368725877000b2c\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598db1f6368727d0e00026b#post_5598db1f6368727d0e00026b\r\n\r\nTHIS IS A TEAM CAT CONSPIRACY I TELL YE \r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598db9e6368727d0e0002d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598d8fe63687258770008ad#post_5598d8fe63687258770008ad\r\nPretty much in the same boat.\r\n\r\nI stopped going to school for a lot of reasons. First of all I was getting Sick of all the bad teachers I would constantly get.\r\n\r\nBut mostly I was dealing with a lot of stress in my life at the time. With things going on at home. Family being short on money. so we lost our power at times.\r\n\r\nHaving to deal with a terrible Step-Dad so I would stay in my room all day. I was just really depressed and stressed out. \r\n\r\nAnd than after all that having to go to school, Deal with loud kids, dumb teachers, And try and past Tests with my Learning disadvantages.\r\n\r\nJust, Fuck. \r\n\r\nBut like you I'm doing better now. I'm aiming at getting my GED and calling it there. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598dba56368726a4100201a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598db8b63687228a4001446#post_5598db8b63687228a4001446\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598dae96368725877000b2c#post_5598dae96368725877000b2c\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598db1f6368727d0e00026b#post_5598db1f6368727d0e00026b\r\n\r\nTHIS IS A TEAM CAT CONSPIRACY I TELL YE \r\n[/bq]\r\nheil catler","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598dba66368727d0e0002d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598db8b63687228a4001446#post_5598db8b63687228a4001446\r\nDid you become Dog King/Queen?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598dbc36368726a41002051","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.howlatthemoon.com/dueling_piano_bar/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/college-night-2.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5598dbd56368725877000c23","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just started roleplaying, and I already want to write fanfiction with my partner's character and my own. I can't believe I ever stopped!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}