time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7303.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55990e58636872544d003560","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55990de96368721e4600026a#post_55990de96368721e4600026a\r\nI don't has real tactics! I only have fake tactics and cardboard cutouts that look vaguely tactical!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55990e9263687209bb000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DanielTepesKraus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55990cb56368723718001245#post_55990cb56368723718001245\r\nDamn you're old enough to be my dad.\r\nWell, my dad is older though.\r\n\r\nHah, you're old.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55990e94636872371800149b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55990d07636872544d003353#post_55990d07636872544d003353\r\nOne of the guys I work with is early 60s, still laying blocks\r\nGonna retire soon, but he's going strong","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55990f026368723718001536","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55990e58636872544d003560#post_55990e58636872544d003560\r\nTactics!Now!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55990fb0636872544d003819","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"is that the sun\r\n\r\ni have the BEST time management","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559912316368721e46000526","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55990d07636872544d003353#post_55990d07636872544d003353\r\nTrust me, that's what you think when you're young. I worked _damned_ hard in my youth and beat my body up something fierce too, so now all the aches and pains of that are starting to catch up with this old man. Also, the knowledge that my son's fiance is now pregnant _really_ hit me as \"oh shit I'm old.\"\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55990e9263687209bb000400#post_55990e9263687209bb000400\r\nYep. MFW plenty of people on this site are younger than my own son:\r\n!//derpicdn.net/img/2012/6/28/23498/small.png!:/23498\r\nYou buggers keep me young at heart though, and I appreciate that. Now I have been through three marriages, raised two kids, and spent my entire life working hard. The day I hit 55 I'm throwing my hands up in the air and screaming \"DONE.\" I will officially be done with doing anything, my bucket list by then will be completely filled out (all that's left is \"see my daughter graduate\"), and I am embracing an existence of pure sloth and decadence. ","author":"4fe24e617f123b7aca0030ac"},{"id":"559913b7636872544d003faf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DanielTepesKraus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559912316368721e46000526#post_559912316368721e46000526\r\nWell, good for you.\r\nExcept for the sloth part. Don't do that.\r\nYou should engage yourself more into the world since then you'll have a lot of free time.\r\nPlay golf, go to a nudist beach, skydive... You know, that stuff.\r\n\r\nPost pictures too so that everyone will know what an amazing life you have.\r\n\r\nI don't have the freedom that most people here have. My dad's position and reputation is too important for me to fool around and ruin it by accident. Religion also comes into factor and so does politics.\r\n\r\nBe happy and live life.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55991693636872371800220f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559913b7636872544d003faf#post_559913b7636872544d003faf\r\nI've done all that stuff. Numerous times. You know something though? Once I get to see my little girl all grown up, I could quite frankly rest in peace and have no regrets at all, and that's something to be God _damned_ proud of I think.\r\n\r\nActually, you know what I'm going to do? I want a god-damned helicopter. I have my license, and I am buying a damned helicopter when I retire.","author":"4fe24e617f123b7aca0030ac"},{"id":"5599186e6368727e1f001828","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DanielTepesKraus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559912316368721e46000526#post_559912316368721e46000526\r\nYeah but when you're over sixty you can get away with shit like driving one of those scooters through the store at the slowest speed it will go and buying all of your groceries with a jar of pennies\r\n\r\nI could see you taking great advantage of such powers to fuck with people. \r\n\r\nBesides, we young shits still need to figure out what the hell we're supposed to do. It sound like if succeeding at life is possible, you've already gotten pretty close to doing so. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559918906368721e46000abd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DanielTepesKraus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55991693636872371800220f#post_55991693636872371800220f\r\nDoit\r\nBe Harrison ford ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55991a3063687223d300076d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/em/medium/fjod4s9c.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55991a56636872544d004c37","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55991a3063687223d300076d#post_55991a3063687223d300076d\r\nSerbkin?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55991d466368727e1f002040","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@DanielTepesKraus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55991693636872371800220f#post_55991693636872371800220f\r\nBuy a helicopter!\r\nGo commando on them bitches!\r\nAnd when your two kids ask why you bought a helicopter, just say \"Because some guy in the Internet told me!\"\r\nHave that written on your tombstone too! \r\n\r\nHell, now I want something funny to be written on my tombstone when I die.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55991dd363687209bb001699","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55991d466368727e1f002040#post_55991d466368727e1f002040\r\n\"Here lies Daniel\r\nDied when he crashed his helicopter into a Twinkie factory\r\n'The Internet told me to'\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55991f37636872216a0000d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so yesterday me and my daddy went to the 99 cent store so we could save a penny (he was really animate about saving a penny, to the point of yelling about it in the car) and when we got there we went \"might as well look around\" and like\r\n\r\nthere were skull headphones\r\n\r\nnaturally i went with the golden skull headphones for dat bling but my dad opted for the silver skull with a top hat on\r\n\r\nso we went to the checkout guy and annoyed the fuck out of him and when we got in the car my dad stared at a black dude for about a minute\r\n\r\nalso, that fucking one with a top hat on had my dying of laughter the whole ride home. not just because it looked fucking ridiculous but because it hardly even fit in my dad's ear because of the stupid damn design of the hat\r\n\r\ni dont know what the fuck possessed my dad on that little adventure but shit sure was cash","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5599213263687248ba0003a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55991f37636872216a0000d1#post_55991f37636872216a0000d1\r\nYour day sounds like an episode of JBA.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5599230063687209bb001f8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I wanna talk about the more overt flaws of Terminator: Genisys. One of those was the many, many fanservice moments that were more like rehashed moments from the 1st film. I wouldn't mind too much if it wasn't for the fact that they come at you every second during the film's [spoiler]'80s segment.[/spoiler] To paraphrase Yahtzee's review of Wolfenstein:Old Blood, \"Sleeping and finding yourself in Wolfenstein 3D was cool in an easter eggy kind of way, but do it 7 times just makes you appreciate 3D models\".","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5599243363687209bb00218c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5599213263687248ba0003a1#post_5599213263687248ba0003a1\r\nnah man, this exceeds jba in every possible way\r\n\r\nyou cant understand the power of earbuds with a skull with a top hat on, youve gotta experience it first hand\r\n\r\nnot to mention we bought like six bottles of stars and stripes soda, which are one dollar each and like 3 litres instead of the normal 2","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5599429163687258d8002cbe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What if your toilet would scan your poop and when it is below healthy, the toilet would insult you in German and give advice in Latin?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55994579636872632b0006c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5599429163687258d8002cbe#post_5599429163687258d8002cbe\r\nI'll have what you're having.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5599469d636872632b000865","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!2.bp.blogspot.com/-LZK6sSSBZuI/UcjVPYlAssI/AAAAAAAAAl8/H9z9RdonjC4/s1600/im_back.jpg!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559947b06368726c8100107f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone remember Yu Yu Hakusho? In the movie, Yu Yu Hakusho:The Movie:Poltergeist Report, which when translated, means Poltergeist Report:The Movie:Poltergeist Report, Kuwabara is called Kuwahara.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5599488f636872216a00446e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5599429163687258d8002cbe#post_5599429163687258d8002cbe\r\nI'm morally opposed to inanimate objects speaking dead languages,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"559948d16368726c810011e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5599488f636872216a00446e#post_5599488f636872216a00446e\r\nGerman and Latin are dead?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5599491c63687222a1001ee3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559948d16368726c810011e6#post_559948d16368726c810011e6\r\nLatin is,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"}]}