time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7327.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559a239563687252b50001e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a231763687205bd00060a#post_559a231763687205bd00060a\r\nHe's surrounded by snakes. Makes him pretty cool.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559a239c63687201fd0007c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8525634816/h561129EB/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559a23dc63687205bd000788","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a239563687252b50001e8#post_559a239563687252b50001e8\r\nAnd lizards\r\nCan't forget about them \r\n\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559a24156368721594000038","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a239563687252b50001e8#post_559a239563687252b50001e8\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a23dc63687205bd000788#post_559a23dc63687205bd000788 is in reality not a grumpy person but a reptilian studying the human race so that the rest can enslave us","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559a243c63687205bd000859","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a23496368727917000061#post_559a23496368727917000061\r\nthe altercations of the inebriation is certainly identifying the fallacy of what you're inexorably expressing through demeaning texts that only further the decadence of this obfuscation ","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559a248f63687201fd0009cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a24156368721594000038#post_559a24156368721594000038\r\nHey \r\nIt voids the contract if you tell everyone humen.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559a24ab636872099100088f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a248f63687201fd0009cf#post_559a248f63687201fd0009cf\r\n\r\nNo one is humen on the internet until proved otherwise","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559a24eb63687205bd000987","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfjjfxObEr1qal3lwo1_400.gif!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3plbCmzX1r4eu1co1_250.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559a253d63687201fd000b1c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a24ab636872099100088f#post_559a24ab636872099100088f\r\n!http://romston.com/wp-posts/14-02-08-On_internet_nobody_knows_you_re_a_dog_Nobody/On_internet_nobody_knows_you_re_a_dog_Nobody_Img01.jpg!\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559a255a6368721921000792","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a253d63687201fd000b1c#post_559a253d63687201fd000b1c\r\n\r\nSee Sideward?\r\n\r\nThis guy gets it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559a2586636872791700032a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a24ab636872099100088f#post_559a24ab636872099100088f\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a253d63687201fd000b1c#post_559a253d63687201fd000b1c\r\n!http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080302151361/startrek/images/7/72/Gorn_arena.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559a25c363687252b50004bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Animal facts: Dogs living in hot desert environments perceive the world by sight and hearing mostly while dogs in cold areas are more proficient with olfactory sensory. This is because scent tends to dissipate more in hot air that in cold air.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559a25f2636872192100088c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a2586636872791700032a#post_559a2586636872791700032a\r\n\r\n[ Insert proper Star Trek music here ]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559a267163687205bd000c92","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a25f2636872192100088c#post_559a25f2636872192100088c\r\nSEE HUMEN!\r\nSee how easily fooled the humens are!\r\n!http://www.sott.net/image/s11/227239/full/ObamaIntergalacticJesusLizard.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559a268b6368727917000457","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a267163687205bd000c92#post_559a267163687205bd000c92\r\n\r\n<-- the horror.jpg","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559a27456368720991000d92","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/d23ec332b24dc11ffd8d340287b358d5/tumblr_n7nfrtUyMc1s9o2o3o2_500.gif!!https://33.media.tumblr.com/eb6c4efb8a99200be12f2d9a90ca8a5d/tumblr_n7nfrtUyMc1s9o2o3o3_500.gif!!https://38.media.tumblr.com/7064330055b0b20b0b82e6c4288209f5/tumblr_n7nfrtUyMc1s9o2o3o1_500.gif!!https://33.media.tumblr.com/4b29fff5a537f483f4ac11561d5924d9/tumblr_n7nfrtUyMc1s9o2o3o4_500.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559a27756368727917000589","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a239c63687201fd0007c7#post_559a239c63687201fd0007c7\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8525634816/h561129EB/![/bq]\r\nRaichu > Pikachu","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559a277b6368720991000dfa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a267163687205bd000c92#post_559a267163687205bd000c92\r\nHey, that's a basilisk A.K.A. the Jesus Lizard.\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"559a279f63687215940003ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"As Trevor would say;\r\nTITTIES!\r\nTITTIES!\r\nTIIIITTIIIEEES!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559a27ad63687215940003f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a277b6368720991000dfa#post_559a277b6368720991000dfa\r\n\r\nErgo, Obama is Jesus?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559a27b963687201fd001009","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a277b6368720991000dfa#post_559a277b6368720991000dfa\r\n~I know~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a268b6368727917000457#post_559a268b6368727917000457\r\nNo more lizard people tonight\r\nTumblr just fucked me up","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559a27f66368721b88000b27","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a27b963687201fd001009#post_559a27b963687201fd001009\r\n\r\nSo you're going to bed?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559a28126368721b88000b4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/3a22fa2d78f7b5fca0e3c3f79158b107/tumblr_ngwq1t8TYu1sqo325o1_250.gif!!https://33.media.tumblr.com/b2d624d1447d6a12278e932cf1f603e5/tumblr_ngwq1t8TYu1sqo325o2_250.gif!!https://31.media.tumblr.com/1b07fe054fa3d82201a74bee8c723af1/tumblr_ngwq1t8TYu1sqo325o4_250.gif!!https://33.media.tumblr.com/e5c6ab386fd8787edebb2e49517c7233/tumblr_ngwq1t8TYu1sqo325o3_250.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559a28736368721b88000be7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a27f66368721b88000b27#post_559a27f66368721b88000b27\r\nHell no\r\n\r\nBut BAD TUMBLR \r\n[spoiler]!http://41.media.tumblr.com/e7bb1cebb0ee0e8db5b2f2d0ed54eb3b/tumblr_nqph1ozQ581r6l1xro1_1280.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nI think my lung just reopened again\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559a288d63687201fd0011b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559a28736368721b88000be7#post_559a28736368721b88000be7\r\n\r\nWant me to open the other for symmetry?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}