time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7342.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559b3c476368721b260005ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3bee63687241670051f3#post_559b3bee63687241670051f3\r\n\r\nOr sleep on a turned on car","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559b3c97636872279000001d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3c176368727927000145#post_559b3c176368727927000145\r\nA Stand that can stop time, motherfucker!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559b3cb76368722d2100051b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3c476368721b260005ba#post_559b3c476368721b260005ba\r\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)\t","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559b3ce26368725bc80003a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3cb76368722d2100051b#post_559b3cb76368722d2100051b\r\nTurned \"on\"","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559b3cff6368721b4f0006f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3c97636872279000001d#post_559b3c97636872279000001d\r\nAlso in Jojo there are Stands that basically do the same thing with One hit kills and people Exploding. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559b3d2f6368721b2600075a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3c97636872279000001d#post_559b3c97636872279000001d\r\nA Hokuto Shinken ability makes you intangible (invincible)","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559b3d516368721b4f000777","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3ce26368725bc80003a7#post_559b3ce26368725bc80003a7\r\n( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)\t\r\nI am aroused.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559b3daa63687241670054e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3d516368721b4f000777#post_559b3d516368721b4f000777\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3ce26368725bc80003a7#post_559b3ce26368725bc80003a7\r\n( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)\t\r\nI am aroused.[/bq]\r\nShall I massage your luscious, plump, firm, moobs for u bb  ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559b3db663687257bc00051f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3cff6368721b4f0006f0#post_559b3cff6368721b4f0006f0\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3c97636872279000001d#post_559b3c97636872279000001d\r\nAlso in Jojo there are Stands that basically do the same thing with One hit kills and people Exploding. [/bq]\r\nIn the manga Terraformars there is this chick that punches and makes the roaches explode into pieces.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559b3dd363687257bc000562","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3d2f6368721b2600075a#post_559b3d2f6368721b2600075a\r\nThere's a Stand that can transport anything through any body of water. Even a cup.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559b3de96368722d210006f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3d516368721b4f000777#post_559b3d516368721b4f000777\r\n!http://2new1.fjcdn.com/comments/Death+_a79871066fa6265685b471f0254e1c40.png!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559b3e076368722790000217","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So because it was on sale, I bought Rosetta Stone Japanese levels 1-3","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559b3e2b6368725bc8000588","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3d2f6368721b2600075a#post_559b3d2f6368721b2600075a\r\n[spoiler]!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/4/42/Another_One_Bites_the_Dust.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140626043729![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"559b3e346368721b260008d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I finally got a [spoiler]pubic hair trimmer[/spoiler].\r\nI had nearly said out loud [spoiler]\"penis cutter\"[/spoiler] and it felt so uncomfortable.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559b3e4263687257bc00060f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3de96368722d210006f4#post_559b3de96368722d210006f4\r\nU no u r, 2","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559b3e5c6368721b26000911","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3e346368721b260008d6#post_559b3e346368721b260008d6\r\n\r\nI just use a normal razor","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559b3e986368721b4f00097d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So someone is trying to explain to me how \"no homo\" is apparently offensive and borderline homophobic and saying it's just a joke is an excuse to be a twat.\r\n\r\nHonestly, this guy can go fuck himself. I don't need a fucking lecture from a white knight, because he sounds so fucking dumb.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559b3e9b63687257bc00069a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3e5c6368721b26000911#post_559b3e5c6368721b26000911\r\nI hate shaving \r\nTo itchy ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559b3ed96368722d2100085b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3e986368721b4f00097d#post_559b3e986368721b4f00097d\r\nNobody likes white knights.\r\nI prefer being in the grey area.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559b3efb6368725bc80006d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why cut your pubes?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559b3f206368721b4f000a5f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3ed96368722d2100085b#post_559b3ed96368722d2100085b\r\nI prefer to do the right thing, but I also know when shit's not srs.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559b3f2c6368725bc8000716","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3efb6368725bc80006d9#post_559b3efb6368725bc80006d9\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]Why cut your pubes?[/bq]\r\nshaving pubes is the most intense thing in the world, one slip and...","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559b3f336368721b26000a82","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://25.media.tumblr.com/61d079182374c54c4b24ecce247bc533/tumblr_mp8md5Sc4A1qc0kako1_400.gif!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559b3f4663687237c9000345","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3efb6368725bc80006d9#post_559b3efb6368725bc80006d9\r\nIt's itchy now.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559b3f616368721b26000ad6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b3efb6368725bc80006d9#post_559b3efb6368725bc80006d9\r\nyour dick looks better when you do","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}