time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7349.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559b70436368720e4d002146","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b6fbc6368723437000fad#post_559b6fbc6368723437000fad\r\n\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/567994287321661440/tUi3J1gd.png!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559b70736368723444000fe2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b701363687242fb00168d#post_559b701363687242fb00168d\r\n\r\nSo it's all in the context. That's a relief, thought I had gone crazy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559b70bd6368723ed30018ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b70736368723444000fe2#post_559b70736368723444000fe2\r\nIt's a parody of the scene in Jurassic Park where the raptor kills the hunter.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559b70be6368721a1b000c0e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b70436368720e4d002146#post_559b70436368720e4d002146\r\nLiterally the greatest show, and there's nothing you can say to convince me otherwise.\r\n[spoiler]I have the biggest boner for Nicole Watterson.[/spoiler]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559b70f963687234440010a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Going to sleep guys.\r\n\"Good night\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V6RLc5x-Zc","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559b71356368727a2b000803","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b70f963687234440010a8#post_559b70f963687234440010a8\r\nI'm also going to sleep top.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559b71706368720e4d002337","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b71356368727a2b000803#post_559b71356368727a2b000803\r\nI got bottom.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559b71c4636872344400118b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"To the couch again with me","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559b74a36368721cf9000025","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"me too\r\n\"hope you guys like REAL relaxing sleep music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6E6xJg9Pk4","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559b81bb636872064c000510","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RIP in pizza thread","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559b98cc6368722424000061","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No one browses the Internet\r\nLIKE GASTON.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559b991f636872243200006a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b98cc6368722424000061#post_559b98cc6368722424000061\r\nNo one falls down a castle like Gaston either.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559b999a636872242400011f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b991f636872243200006a#post_559b991f636872243200006a\r\n!http://img00.deviantart.net/5006/i/2014/340/5/f/gaston_meme__request__12_complete__xp_by_scarletcat1-d7nu92s.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559b9a6a636872064c002b1a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b999a636872242400011f#post_559b999a636872242400011f\r\nBitch please. Dio died better than Gaston.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559b9ae1636872243200018e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b9a6a636872064c002b1a#post_559b9a6a636872064c002b1a\r\nNO ONE DIES\r\nLIKE GASTOOOOON!\r\n!http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lya7kwyH271r3g9p0o1_500.png!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559b9c6a636872064c002ef7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I went and looked back at some old posts when;\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab2f636872700dee0800#post_5510ab2f636872700dee0800\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510aa85636872350ab60700#post_5510aa85636872350ab60700\r\n*I'M TUrNING INTO A WEREWHITE*\r\n\r\nIt is said if a Black man gets bitten by a white man On a Monday morning he'll catch a rare disease that turns him into a White guy every full moon when the night skies shine the brightest![/bq]\r\n\r\nPegasus, where do you come up with this?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"559b9d9d6368721410000b97","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b9c6a636872064c002ef7#post_559b9c6a636872064c002ef7\r\nHe's motherfucking Pegasus, that's how.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559b9e7c63687224320003ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The opening to the Berserk anime,\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQ6PDiP014 motherfuckers!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559ba7256368722424000ddc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559b9d9d6368721410000b97#post_559b9d9d6368721410000b97\r\nSweet.\r\nI wanna come up with stuff like that.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559bc7a76368722424004832","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab2f636872700dee0800#post_5510ab2f636872700dee0800\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510aa85636872350ab60700#post_5510aa85636872350ab60700\r\n*I'M TUrNING INTO A WEREWHITE*\r\n\r\nIt is said if a Black man gets bitten by a white man On a Monday morning he'll catch a rare disease that turns him into a White guy every full moon when the night skies shine the brightest![/bq]\r\nWerewhites exist in real life.\r\nThis is real evidence of a human male turning into a werewhite, where the first symptoms appears in the hands:\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Vitiligo2.JPG!\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Vitiligo1.JPG!\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559bc9af636872240200173b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559bc7a76368722424004832#post_559bc7a76368722424004832\r\nUm, isn't that vitilligo?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559bca026368722424004beb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm starting to think that my tongue loves pain.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559bcbd16368722424004eb9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559bc9af636872240200173b#post_559bc9af636872240200173b\r\nI was trying to surprise Peg but whatever","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559bcde66368722424005214","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nothin' much happenin'","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"559bcefc6368722402001cbe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I finally trimmed my pubes.\r\nOh god, it feels like tiny needles are constantly poking me around my schlong.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}