time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7417.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559e93c46368726592000f3d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e933b6368726592000e9e#post_559e933b6368726592000e9e\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/kFMyDPE.jpg!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e93c4636872651100181c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9368636872794500049c#post_559e9368636872794500049c\r\nMaster level trolling\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559e9401636872654200146c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e938e63687265110017cf#post_559e938e63687265110017cf\r\n\r\nNothing special. Their names are Mark Long and Elizabeth Chen.\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e93c4636872651100181c#post_559e93c4636872651100181c\r\n\r\nJudge shows might be played up for drama value, but the cases are very much real. They couldn't be legally binding if they weren't.\r\n\r\nThis shit is _real._","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e949e63687265110019dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9401636872654200146c#post_559e9401636872654200146c\r\nYou know, the first thing I said when I saw Mark Long was not, \"hehehehe long dick\" but I instead shouted...\r\n\r\n...wait, hold on. How do I make text larger? It doesn't say it in the syntax help.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e94fd63687265920010fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e949e63687265110019dc#post_559e949e63687265110019dc\r\n\r\nThat's a good question. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e952f6368726521001979","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9368636872794500049c#post_559e9368636872794500049c\r\nOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e938e63687265110017cf#post_559e938e63687265110017cf\r\nMaybe it's a joke \r\nMaybe it's (judge) mabelean ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559e9555636872654200165e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9401636872654200146c#post_559e9401636872654200146c\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e938e63687265110017cf#post_559e938e63687265110017cf\r\n\r\nNothing special. Their names are Mark Long and Elizabeth Chen.\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e93c4636872651100181c#post_559e93c4636872651100181c\r\n\r\nJudge shows might be played up for drama value, but the cases are very much real. They couldn't be legally binding if they weren't.\r\n\r\nThis shit is _real._[/bq]\r\nI don't even think you'd have to play up a case like this.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559e95e363687223f20001ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh well.\r\n\r\n\r\nMARK NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e960063687223f20001f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9555636872654200165e#post_559e9555636872654200165e\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e952f6368726521001979#post_559e952f6368726521001979\r\n\r\nI'm surprised that I don't see this video on more cringe compilations.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e96576368726511001c76","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e6a416368721d600038bc#post_559e6a416368721d600038bc\r\n[bq=\"ParagonCommander\"]Well I spent last night watching the first 4 episodes of Nichijou.\r\nThat shits funny.[/bq]\r\natta boy","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559e96636368726592001286","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e960063687223f20001f0#post_559e960063687223f20001f0\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9555636872654200165e#post_559e9555636872654200165e\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e952f6368726521001979#post_559e952f6368726521001979\r\n\r\nI'm surprised that I don't see this video on more cringe compilations.[/bq]\r\nMe too, I mean just wow.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559e96716368720894000b4d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/988/760/6ae.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"559e96726368720894000b4f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e95e363687223f20001ce#post_559e95e363687223f20001ce\r\nMARK NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559e96a26368726511001cf8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e96636368726592001286#post_559e96636368726592001286\r\n\r\nI have to introduce this to the world.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559e97e7636872659200148c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e96726368720894000b4f#post_559e96726368720894000b4f\r\nYou gotta tilt yourself 45 degrees back and shout...\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nMARK NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e98676368726542001ae1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e96a26368726511001cf8#post_559e96a26368726511001cf8\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e96636368726592001286#post_559e96636368726592001286\r\n\r\nI have to introduce this to the world.[/bq]\r\ndo it","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"559e99c26368720894000f75","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e97e7636872659200148c#post_559e97e7636872659200148c\r\n\"MAAAAARK NNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSsAY5FUVo8","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559e99ef6368721256000671","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e99c26368720894000f75#post_559e99c26368720894000f75\r\nI literally _just_ watched that video.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e9ab16368727945000c72","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9401636872654200146c#post_559e9401636872654200146c\r\n!http://images.wikia.com/jjba/images/a/ab/Joseph-oh-my-god.jpg!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"559e9b566368726542001f33","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MARK NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559e9bbc6368720894001234","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9b566368726542001f33#post_559e9b566368726542001f33\r\n[spoiler]i bet nobody else has any goddamn idea what's going on[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nMAAAAAAARK NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"559e9be96368726592001a68","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9bbc6368720894001234#post_559e9bbc6368720894001234\r\nNope.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559ea0526368721256000f15","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9bbc6368720894001234#post_559e9bbc6368720894001234\r\nI do. Master of the mark, slayer of the nuts.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"559ea0cf6368722c8c00012d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I bet Sideward's gonna have good feelings when I tell him I'm reading the Monster Girls manga.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559ea63a636872718800015d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e96576368726511001c76#post_559e96576368726511001c76\r\nSasahara is basically a school-boy version of Marth if you ask me","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}