time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7418.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559ea92a63687276ed0003a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hi","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559eac2763687271730009c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ea92a63687276ed0003a7#post_559ea92a63687276ed0003a7\r\nHeyo, bruh.\r\nI'm at the university now :3","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559ead64636872784a00009e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e9bbc6368720894001234#post_559e9bbc6368720894001234\r\n[spoiler]SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP![/spoiler]","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559eaf0763687276ed000a20","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well it's summer time.\r\nAnd the boredom has officially set in.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559eaf436368722c840000f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559e0b9f6368726f2900004d#post_559e0b9f6368726f2900004d\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]My only parameter of labeling one as truly evil is if he/she would kick a dog.\r\n[/bq]\r\nBut you killed dogs...and cats... and mouses and critters before.\r\nThat doesn't make you more evil?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"559eaf9d63687276ed000abb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking dumbass robot telemarketer didn't even say what company it was from.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559eb463636872767700092c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Shaun the sheep approves ","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"559eb74f63687271b00017f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fucking fatimids\r\n\r\nI guess it's time to\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/3vDS3WDFWlWGiGbKnK/giphy.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559eb802636872737b0016a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"D-D-D-D\r\n\r\nD-D-D-D-DDDDDDDDDUEL","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559eba8863687271b0001cc5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ead64636872784a00009e#post_559ead64636872784a00009e\r\nGGOOOAAATTT!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559eba8b6368727677001178","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow; I read something legitimately interesting.  Apparently Hugh Hefner has had more successful marriages than most americans and has been with less women than most americans.\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is purely guessing and probably going to shock a couple people that I'm actually saying something positive about the past, but if I had to take a guess as to why:\r\nHe was born in 1926 and the marriage culture of back then was \"till death do you part\".\r\nNowadays the average marriage is less than a year long; hell some marriages only last 26 minutes.\r\n\r\nWhat the early half of the 20th century upheld as the \"ideal man\":\r\n!http://filmmakeriq.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Casablanca-Two-Shot.jpg!\r\nWhat the 21th century in the usa *mainstream culture* upholds as the \"ideal man\":\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/unTOQ.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\nObviously I'm not shit talking people that get divorced, but rather the people that treat marriage like a fad rather than a commitment.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559ebac363687276770011be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559eba8b6368727677001178#post_559eba8b6368727677001178\r\nThat's not a man, that's a woman with lots of hair.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559ebc4e6368724e0c000a4a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559eaf0763687276ed000a20#post_559eaf0763687276ed000a20\r\nSo it would be the perfect time to come visit then?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559eb802636872737b0016a9#post_559eb802636872737b0016a9\r\nD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-[spoiler]DO IT [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"559ebcd36368720309000051","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ebc4e6368724e0c000a4a#post_559ebc4e6368724e0c000a4a\r\n!24.media.tumblr.com/d6a8302df4e0e32afc20f03f4c2cbe82/tumblr_n4cjkblwKN1qafn23o2_500.gif!","author":"558c791d636872248d000542"},{"id":"559ec06163687202c1000553","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅ\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqsnQtvYNVI&index=155&list=PLEsK_5H59htepvVPXn7iV6c1PXbjrNFmj ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559ec39563687203280007dd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"all weed is gay","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"559ec3a263687249a10000f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I might go see The Gallows.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559ec3ef63687202b6000adc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Avatar change.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec3a263687249a10000f7#post_559ec3a263687249a10000f7\r\nI feel like it's gotta be bad.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559ec423636872031800093b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec39563687203280007dd#post_559ec39563687203280007dd\r\n\r\nthat's just like, your opinion, man","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559ec462636872031800098a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec3ef63687202b6000adc#post_559ec3ef63687202b6000adc\r\nI think it's trying to bring back the dirty, grimy, slasher movie feel that my stepdad loves so much. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559ec51363687249a100029a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec462636872031800098a#post_559ec462636872031800098a\r\n\"Jason has his machete.\"\r\n\"Freddy has his claw.\"\r\n\"Charlie\"\r\n\"has his noose.\"\r\nJust saying, that sounds... What was the word?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559ec58c6368720328000a2f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec51363687249a100029a#post_559ec51363687249a100029a\r\nLame? And yeah, I agree. A rope doesn't have that shock factor that a knife, machete, bladed glove, or chainsaw has.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559ec5e363687202b6000dfa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec58c6368720328000a2f#post_559ec58c6368720328000a2f\r\nI'd like to see a little blood with a murdering spree, but a noose? FFS.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559ec64963687249a10003c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec5e363687202b6000dfa#post_559ec5e363687202b6000dfa\r\nStill, I remain cautiously optimistic.\r\n\r\nI think I might take my stepdad with me. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559ec67e6368720318000c56","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559ec64963687249a10003c9#post_559ec64963687249a10003c9\r\nAlright, when you go see it, I want your rating on it, K?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}