time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7466.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559fe8126368721d63000583","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"^~just found out there's an ink tool in gimp that I haven't been using cuz I'm a idiot~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559fe8ab6368721d6e0005e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fe7f96368721d6300055e#post_559fe7f96368721d6300055e\r\nyeah but I'm slow to read \r\nor watch\r\nor anything really\r\nThat is a nice length though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559fe91e6368721d8b000533","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Too tired to eat, too hungry to go to sleep\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFuck","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559fe9676368721da4000557","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fe91e6368721d8b000533#post_559fe91e6368721d8b000533\r\nthat's why you install a conveyor belt into your fridge that leads directly to your face at all times ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559fe9946368721d6e000765","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fe9676368721da4000557#post_559fe9676368721da4000557\r\noh god I need this","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"559fea056368721d6e000801","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"BULLSHET!!!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559fea4b6368721d6e000875","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fea056368721d6e000801#post_559fea056368721d6e000801\r\nIs it about that post in the SJW thread?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559fea9e6368721ddc0004b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fea4b6368721d6e000875#post_559fea4b6368721d6e000875\r\nNo.\r\nJust my allergies...","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559fead763687227910000ca","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fe9676368721da4000557#post_559fe9676368721da4000557\r\n\r\n!http://media.noria.com/sites/archive_images/articles_200711_Industry_Focus-KE_conveyor.jpg! !http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2006/08/07/inside-donut1.jpg!\r\n\r\nWorks for me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559feae56368721d6e00094a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fea9e6368721ddc0004b2#post_559fea9e6368721ddc0004b2\r\nOh. What are you allergic to?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559feba863687223d80001a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559feae56368721d6e00094a#post_559feae56368721d6e00094a\r\nDust pollens.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559febba6368721dcb00067a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fead763687227910000ca#post_559fead763687227910000ca\r\nSo much want! ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559febca6368721da4000839","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559feba863687223d80001a1#post_559feba863687223d80001a1\r\nSucks.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"559febd96368721d63000b37","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@liamwhite1\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fe9946368721d6e000765#post_559fe9946368721d6e000765\r\nKeeping it attached to your face at all times is the hard part\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fead763687227910000ca#post_559fead763687227910000ca\r\nNOT THE DONUTS AGAIN\r\nNOOOOOOOOO","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559fec196368721ddc00064c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559feba863687223d80001a1#post_559feba863687223d80001a1\r\nCool, that's close to mine.\r\n\r\nI'm allergic to cats and other furry animals.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"559fec2a63687227910001e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/474305745047937024/M1zlESex.jpeg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559fec4a6368721d63000bd6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello\r\n\r\nWoke up with a horrible headache ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"559fec876368721d6e000b6b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fec2a63687227910001e9#post_559fec2a63687227910001e9\r\nmuch exhaust","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"559fec8e6368721d63000c34","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fec4a6368721d63000bd6#post_559fec4a6368721d63000bd6\r\nPut ice on your head.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"559fec996368721d6e000b89","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559febd96368721d63000b37#post_559febd96368721d63000b37\r\n\r\nOh, man. I forgot!\r\n\r\nUh...\r\n\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/d3e61804db3abc011516d40c5f4f00a2/tumblr_nr90gawyQG1us81qio1_500.jpg!\r\n\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/7fc572990b048d5d34e4e321b3bd4ac7/tumblr_nr9jwd68ei1shjq15o1_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/369609e8268d9cf79a2f9146868003ea/tumblr_no6p7oEXN11r5kguno1_500.jpg!\r\n\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/3116d7fd5d1e3081aba59e6c42604e50/tumblr_nr935yb5B81tuqkmto1_1280.jpg!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559fecbc63687223d80002a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fec4a6368721d63000bd6#post_559fec4a6368721d63000bd6\r\nHit your balls with a hammer\r\n\r\nYou'll forget about the headache real quick","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"559fece66368721da400097d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fec4a6368721d63000bd6#post_559fec4a6368721d63000bd6\r\n\r\nTake a long washcloth/rag, wrap it around your head just tight enough to make it numb (don't restrict _too much_ blood flow) and sleep.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559fed436368726bac0000d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anybody else hope that when Jurassic World comes out on home video, that some one will [spoiler]Set the final battle to killer instant Sound effects, and when I-Rex is reeling play the \"FINISH HIM!\" one followed by \"FATALITY!\" when the Mosasaur eats her?[/spoiler]","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"559fed676368721ddc0007db","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fe7f96368721d6300055e#post_559fe7f96368721d6300055e\r\nYup!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559fedbb6368721d63000e33","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559fed676368721ddc0007db#post_559fed676368721ddc0007db\r\n\r\nThank you, Squigg-master.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}