time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7486.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a09ad963687242b9001c11","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09a4c6368722e260004b7#post_55a09a4c6368722e260004b7\r\nGeckos eat bugs, which means less bugs to bother you.\r\nSo your pest problem is being handled naturally by geckos. \r\nSame with spiders\r\n\r\nI hate spiders but I don't go outside and kill them for no reason ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a09b2463687242b9001c6d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I like spiders.\r\nWell, at least looking at them.\r\nIf one of them starts crawling on me I flip the fuck out.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a09b9563687242a7001e8b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09ad963687242b9001c11#post_55a09ad963687242b9001c11\r\nI didn't say I committed mass genocide of gecko-kind.\r\nI said that if I see a gecko inside the house, it has basically signed a death wish.\r\nBut I don't actively search for them.\r\n\r\nBesides, the bugs are the least of my problems.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a09ba063687242a7001ea4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, could any of you tell me how to upload an imagehere? Please?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55a09bf2636872557c0011e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09b9563687242a7001e8b#post_55a09b9563687242a7001e8b\r\nWell that's better\r\n\r\nBut really dude... It's a tiny lizard. You could easily bring it outside. But hey I guess it's your call ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a09bf463687255fb00010f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09ba063687242a7001ea4#post_55a09ba063687242a7001ea4\r\nFirst, find an image link. The source image, not where the image is.\r\nSecond, place a exclamation mark (!) at either side, without spaces.\r\n\r\nAnd done!\r\n\r\n\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09b2463687242b9001c6d#post_55a09b2463687242b9001c6d\r\nTrue.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a09c0a63687242a7001f56","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"==-snip-==","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a09c32636872378a000261","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a099d063687206ed001742#post_55a099d063687206ed001742\r\nKill it with FIRE!!!\r\n\r\n","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"55a09c3f636872557c001251","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09ba063687242a7001ea4#post_55a09ba063687242a7001ea4\r\n\"https://derpiboo.ru/images/new\":https://derpiboo.ru/images/new","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a09c916368722e26000774","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pizzamovies\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09c32636872378a000261#post_55a09c32636872378a000261\r\nthey grow to be like 3-4 inches long, you dont exactly need fire to kill them","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a09d2c63687242a700211f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09c916368722e26000774#post_55a09c916368722e26000774\r\nbut\r\nbut\r\nfire\r\n^~fire makes everything better~^\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/IOSKqgc.gif!","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a09d99636872300f000035","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09c3f636872557c001251#post_55a09c3f636872557c001251\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09bf463687255fb00010f#post_55a09bf463687255fb00010f\r\nThanks and more thanks.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55a09daf636872557c001479","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ik i made hot dogs on the grill today\r\n\r\nthen i decided to make a couple more and got sick of the mosquitoes and threw them in the microwave like a true american","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a09e4a6368722e260009f9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jewelpet is shockingly hilarious.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a0a0586368722e26000c6e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bed time\r\nHopefully the lizards stay friendly over night","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a0a0936368723f010002ef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0a0586368722e26000c6e#post_55a0a0586368722e26000c6e\r\ninb4 their heads are missing in the morning","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a0a0c36368722e26000d21","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a09e4a6368722e260009f9#post_55a09e4a6368722e260009f9\r\n>shockingly\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/5PkoGFd.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55a0a1166368723f01000396","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0a0c36368722e26000d21#post_55a0a0c36368722e26000d21\r\nI'm serious. I laughed harder than I have in a month thanks to that fucking show.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a0a14763687266a90002d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0a0936368723f010002ef#post_55a0a0936368723f010002ef\r\nI'd rather not ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a0a19a63687233fb000561","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0a1166368723f01000396#post_55a0a1166368723f01000396\r\nwhy would you use the word \"fucking\" to describe something funny?\r\n\r\n~unless you mean it's a show about things fucking~\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n^~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~^","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a0a1e76368723f010004a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0a19a63687233fb000561#post_55a0a19a63687233fb000561\r\nIt's REALLY funny.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a0a270636872557c001b5a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0a1e76368723f010004a9#post_55a0a1e76368723f010004a9\r\ni'll have to keep that in mind, then","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a0a4d76368720ea80000e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Tired and feeling emotionally meh now","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a0a64263687242b9002ced","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been thinking on things: no offense to anyone, but I should probably listen to certain people here less cause their priorities are way fucking assbackwards.\r\n\r\nWhat do I mean by this:\r\nI actually shouldn't be on as much as I am normally cause I'm going to be job searching pretty soon, I'm working on transitioning, I have to learn Java and C# by myself and not with school cause I screwed up and now financial aid won't cover it so now I have to learn this crap at home.\r\n\r\nMy priorities:\r\nSchool/work/transitioning > paying off my debts > family > cleaning the house and cooking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anime/video games\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat some people's priorities seem to be here:\r\nAnime/video games >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else\r\n\r\n\r\nNo offense to anyone, but for those of you that still live with your parents and they pay the bills you're going to have a rude ass awakening when you turn 18.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a0a6b36368722e260014dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a0a64263687242b9002ced#post_55a0a64263687242b9002ced\r\nDude, I think it's less \"our priorities\" and more \"we don't want to bring our real life troubles into an environment with our friends.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}