time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7557.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a316016368721de00001ef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I'm your shadow. You and I are the same.\"\r\n\r\n*WE PERSONA NOW BITCHES!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a316166368723417000151","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a315a863687234170000db#post_55a315a863687234170000db\r\nWOuld a woman choose this name?\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nyes. If I were a woman I totally would have chosen the name. And hopefully have luscious titties!\r\n\r\n*takes pride knowing somewhere in the multiverse theres a version of me with luscious titties. Hopes shes fondling them right now*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a31631636872523a002588","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a315e163687246b5001d98#post_55a315e163687246b5001d98\r\n\r\nNext thing you'll tell me is one of them is black and the other asian!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a3164f6368721de0000248","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31631636872523a002588#post_55a31631636872523a002588\r\nI'm Asian.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a316526368724ad700168d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We went from Iwata to bondage.\r\nWelp.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55a3166863687246b5001e8a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a316166368723417000151#post_55a316166368723417000151\r\n\r\nMen can have luscious titties... At the expense of other stuff yes, but still!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a316a663687246b5001ed2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a316526368724ad700168d#post_55a316526368724ad700168d\r\n(this could potentially be viewed as insulting to iwata, this isn't my intention, it's just a silly joke)\r\n[spoiler]bondage porn of iwata?[/spoiler]","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a316ac6368724ad70016fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a315ef6368721de00001d8#post_55a315ef6368721de00001d8\r\nI was asking of you live in the Brockton area \r\nYa know \r\nIn mass!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a316dd63687246b5001f1f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3164f6368721de0000248#post_55a3164f6368721de0000248\r\n\r\n... Well what do you know?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a316f16368721f3a0007e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a316ac6368724ad70016fa#post_55a316ac6368724ad70016fa\r\nI live in North Andover...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a3172463687270fd00008a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I bet there is one universe where we eat with our butts and poop with our mouths.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a3174163687246b5001fb3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a316f16368721f3a0007e9#post_55a316f16368721f3a0007e9\r\nGood\r\nBrockton is awful\r\n\r\nI'm in the Bridgewater area  ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a317776368721f3a0008aa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3172463687270fd00008a#post_55a3172463687270fd00008a\r\nThere's a universe out there where I overpower everything on the planet and take over the world.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a317856368724ad7001843","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3172463687270fd00008a#post_55a3172463687270fd00008a\r\n\r\nYep, it's in South Park, Colorado\r\n\r\n\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a317776368721f3a0008aa#post_55a317776368721f3a0008aa\r\n\r\nAnd that's an RPG","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a317cc63687246b5002087","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3172463687270fd00008a#post_55a3172463687270fd00008a\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I bet there is one universe where we eat with our butts and poop with our mouths.[/bq]\r\nThat would explain Kotaku with all the shit that comes out their mouth.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a317f16368726fd500018b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a317856368724ad7001843#post_55a317856368724ad7001843\r\nThere's a universe where Miia wishes I was her waifu ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a31809636872762f0014b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/665/grey-quote1.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/666/grey2.jpg!\r\n!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/667/grey3.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/668/grey4.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/669/grey5.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/670/grey6.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/671/grey7.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/672/grey8.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/673/grey9.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/674/grey10.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/675/grey11.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/676/grey12.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/677/grey13.jpg!!http://res.cloudinary.com/nylon/image/upload/t_images-max,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/images/attachments/000/053/678/grey14.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nActual quotes from the 50 shades spinoff from the pov of the dude.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a318136368721de000047e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3174163687246b5001fb3#post_55a3174163687246b5001fb3\r\n.......\r\nWhy are we telling each other where we live?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a318186368721f3a000985","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a317f16368726fd500018b#post_55a317f16368726fd500018b\r\n\r\nAye mate. Fanfiction!\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a3185a6368721f3a0009e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"what are you guys talking about.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a3185f6368726fd500021f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31809636872762f0014b2#post_55a31809636872762f0014b2\r\nIt started as a fanfic of Twilight.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a318726368721de00004f1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a31809636872762f0014b2#post_55a31809636872762f0014b2\r\nSee this is why I don't like 50 Shades.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55a3188d63687270fd000259","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3185a6368721f3a0009e2#post_55a3185a6368721f3a0009e2\r\n50 Shades of Grey.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a318a563687246b50021f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a3185a6368721f3a0009e2#post_55a3185a6368721f3a0009e2\r\n\r\nI just found out Molestia is a guy","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a318b163687270fd000281","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a318726368721de00004f1#post_55a318726368721de00004f1\r\nY'know, it's banned in our country.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"}]}