time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/757.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53bcccce63687267c58b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccc12636872679f170200#post_53bccc12636872679f170200\r\nIt's a Junglefowl!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53bcccd1636872694f8e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccc3e6368726847770200#post_53bccc3e6368726847770200\r\nikr? The only question is how do we prepare him? I vote barbecue, but then I'll always vote that way, however if we fry him we can also make gravy and have him with potatoes and I'm thinking green beans.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53bccd1263687267e4f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/d870c742deed26cc33fa167dfa579f7c/tumblr_mlqoghtun71qkdt0bo1_r1_500.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bccd2e636872696b640200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcccd1636872694f8e0200#post_53bcccd1636872694f8e0200\r\n....Everything you just said makes me want to blow you. Is that weird?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bccd5c636872694fc00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccd2e636872696b640200#post_53bccd2e636872696b640200\r\nYeah, but I'm still cool with it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53bccd9463687268d1b10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccd2e636872696b640200#post_53bccd2e636872696b640200\r\n\r\n\r\nso you are a drug dealer?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bccdc863687266b3000300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccd9463687268d1b10200#post_53bccd9463687268d1b10200\r\nNo. Just EXTREMELY horny...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bccdca636872673f330300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcccd1636872694f8e0200#post_53bcccd1636872694f8e0200\r\nWhit cut Chicken :P\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/BeiQieJi-WhiteCutChicken.jpg/800px-BeiQieJi-WhiteCutChicken.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53bccdfa636872696bce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccdc863687266b3000300#post_53bccdc863687266b3000300\r\n\r\n\r\n*GASP*, SO YOU ARE A METH ADDICT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bcce3c636872696be10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccdfa636872696bce0200#post_53bccdfa636872696bce0200\r\nMy worst addiction is wine and video games.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bcce7263687267c5590300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcce3c636872696be10200#post_53bcce3c636872696be10200\r\n\r\n\r\nlazy behavior, that is a symptom of marihuana","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bccf3363687269fd100300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccdca636872673f330300#post_53bccdca636872673f330300\r\nI probably just showing how provincial and white bread I am but that really does not look good to me.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53bccf39636872699fb90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcce3c636872696be10200#post_53bcce3c636872696be10200\r\nThat's some rad mix.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53bccf4f636872699fc30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcce7263687267c5590300#post_53bcce7263687267c5590300\r\nJesus _mom_! I'm not addicted to drugs!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bccf7a63687267d5ba0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccf4f636872699fc30300#post_53bccf4f636872699fc30300\r\n\r\n\r\nyou havent tried drugs? i didint raised a square.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bccf8a6368726794870300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccf4f636872699fc30300#post_53bccf4f636872699fc30300\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcce7263687267c5590300#post_53bcce7263687267c5590300\r\nYeah, ecstasy is non addictive!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53bccfcb636872696b820300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccf7a63687267d5ba0300#post_53bccf7a63687267d5ba0300\r\nI have tried weed. Protip, don't have outdoor sex when you're high.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bcd0426368726785060400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bccfcb636872696b820300#post_53bccfcb636872696b820300\r\nMy advice is to just avoid outdoor sex period unless you really enjoy getting ticks and pine needles in... intimate places. And especially don't do it on the beach because sand is the sworn foe of all crotches.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53bcd0966368726847410400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcd0426368726785060400#post_53bcd0426368726785060400\r\nA but too late for that advice hun.\r\nI was chafed for a week.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bcd0c763687267c5430400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i dont even get barefooted in grassy places, i highly doubt ill ever feel the need to have outdoor sex.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bcd0e563687267e47e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcd0426368726785060400#post_53bcd0426368726785060400\r\n\r\n\r\ni once saw a porno where 2 couples had sex on the beach.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bcd0ef63687267b3220400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcd0966368726847410400#post_53bcd0966368726847410400\r\nAt least it probably makes for a good story. Being naked outdoors usually does.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53bcd14263687266b31b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcd0ef63687267b3220400#post_53bcd0ef63687267b3220400\r\nYeah it does!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bcd14463687269fd160400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/c8ddfe08f083bfb2a80ad3b70e1360ae/tumblr_n1jlmybCQK1r6406qo1_1280.jpg!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/86e95479aac44bee7a006ca809cc2fb6/tumblr_inline_n1l5esGDHI1rznhk7.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bcd1e163687267945a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bcd14463687269fd160400#post_53bcd14463687269fd160400\r\nThose pants must be impossible to wash","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}