time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7596.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a49ca763687266c5000524","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49c876368722b7d001824#post_55a49c876368722b7d001824\r\nBecause plot.\r\n\r\nAnd a lazy script.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a49ceb63687266c5000578","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49ca763687266c5000524#post_55a49ca763687266c5000524\r\nWhen you think about it Skynet is kind of dumb.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a49cf36368723bc300029c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"When something doesn't make sense, and you _demand_ an +immediate+ and +clear+ explanation.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlpRBLkgcBo","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"55a49d3d6368721121001c7e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49ceb63687266c5000578#post_55a49ceb63687266c5000578\r\nSkynet logic is pretty much ME3 Reaper logic.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"55a49d6c6368725b2e00070b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49c876368722b7d001824#post_55a49c876368722b7d001824\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I know this is a stupid idea when you think of it but maybe this is a prototype the main computers still can't quite reproduce. Think of it, meshing flesh _with_ machine is something that never happens in Terminator (I'm sure that concept was explored in the Expanded Universe at some point, I just know). We've had machines disguised as people but no one was ever converted. Therefore, this being their first attempt at doing so is more like a field test to see if it's a viable option to produce more.[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a49d806368725b2e000726","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49ceb63687266c5000578#post_55a49ceb63687266c5000578\r\nIt's possible that Skynet is actually intentionally making half-assed attempts at killing anybody that poses a threat to it to give its own existence a purpose.\r\n\r\n\"Not my original idea.\":http://www.cracked.com/article_21724_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-popular-movies.html","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"55a49d8a6368725b2e000738","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49d3d6368721121001c7e#post_55a49d3d6368721121001c7e\r\n\r\nCORRECTION. [spoiler]Leviathan logic[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a49e32636872022c000b36","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm trying to look up an ax not robo waifu wielding an ax.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a49e336368722b7d001ab9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"guys i'm bored as shit give me something to do","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a49e486368722b7d001acf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did u no u can (maybe) screw one of the mimiga in cave story\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49b616368722f7d0033c3#post_55a49b616368722f7d0033c3\r\nMmmmmaybe?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a49e5f636872022c000b77","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e336368722b7d001ab9#post_55a49e336368722b7d001ab9\r\nGo watch Spongebob.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a49e666368721121001e84","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e486368722b7d001acf#post_55a49e486368722b7d001acf\r\nyes u do hold on","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a49e6c6368723972001849","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e336368722b7d001ab9#post_55a49e336368722b7d001ab9\r\nhttps://www.picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=PaniniGrill\r\n\r\nit's porn tho","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a49e706368723972001854","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e336368722b7d001ab9#post_55a49e336368722b7d001ab9\r\nJump off a cliff","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a49e766368725b2e000879","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e336368722b7d001ab9#post_55a49e336368722b7d001ab9\r\nTouch spongebob","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a49e7e6368721121001eb4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49d8a6368725b2e000738#post_55a49d8a6368725b2e000738\r\nSynthetics will kill organics one day. To solve this, let's have synthetics kill organics in order to save organics from being killed by synthetics.\r\n\r\n\"Because tribute doesn't flow from a dead race.\"\r\n\r\n-JUST ENTRALL THE LESSER RACES TO _NOT_ MAKE SYNTHETICS, YOU LAZY GOD CUTTLEFISH-","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"55a49ea96368722f7d0038e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e7e6368721121001eb4#post_55a49e7e6368721121001eb4\r\n\r\nThat voice though\r\n\r\nMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a49eac636872022c000bd2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e336368722b7d001ab9#post_55a49e336368722b7d001ab9\r\nThink about all the wonderful things you could be doing right now.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a49edd6368722b7d001ba5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49d806368725b2e000726#post_55a49d806368725b2e000726\r\n\r\nSo basically Skynet is a lost soul without any real lasting purpose.\r\n\r\nThis is now my headcanon.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a49f2d6368723bc30004f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49d3d6368721121001c7e#post_55a49d3d6368721121001c7e\r\nPretty much.\r\n\r\nThe lore behind terminator doesn't make any fucking sense when you think about it.\r\n\r\nThe best way to get rid of humans if you're skynet would be to develop nanobots that use any components to assimilate organic matter and deploy it in the upper atmosphere.  There would literally be nothing that humans could do against that because A)you would effectively globally convert all humans into terminators B)you wouldn't know about it until you were already assimilated.\r\n\r\n\r\nNo offense to any fans of these franchises, but it's why when you think about it Cybermen, Terminators, Reapers, the Borg have their heads up their asses.  If you were to create nanites that assimilates organic components and spray it in a planets atmosphere what could you do to stop your planet from being assimilated?  Fucking nothing that's what.\r\n\r\nEven if you didn't have the technology to assimilate the entire organism assimilating everything except the nervous structure and enhancing it with neural enhancements and controlling it with a secondary memory to overwrite the organic memory's priority would be doable with nanites.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a49f4a6368725b2e00097b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e32636872022c000b36#post_55a49e32636872022c000b36\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]I'm trying to look up an ax not robo waifu wielding an ax.[/bq]\r\nWell not robot police is also not robot firefighter\r\n!http://assets.vg247.com/current//2013/03/Mighty-Switch-Force-2-8.jpg!\r\nI mean she could have an ax who even knows","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55a49f7e6368722f7d003a26","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49f4a6368725b2e00097b#post_55a49f4a6368725b2e00097b\r\nLogical","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a49f946368723bc300054c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49f2d6368723bc30004f3#post_55a49f2d6368723bc30004f3\r\nAnd that's not counting the time paradox.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a49fc06368722f7d003a85","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49ca763687266c5000524#post_55a49ca763687266c5000524\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49ceb63687266c5000578#post_55a49ceb63687266c5000578\r\nAccording to the best friends there's an unutilized plot line where sky net after years of killing the shit out of people goes \"wait...why am I doing this again?\" And essentially manufactures John Connor's heroic identity to use him as sort of a loophole for its inability to self terminate. \r\n\r\nWhich sounds kind of convoluted until you think about the fact that if an ai had decided to kill everyone but suddenly went \"okay I'm done, kill me\" you would be suspicious as fuck","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a49fe363687211210020eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e5f636872022c000b77#post_55a49e5f636872022c000b77\r\neh, nah\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e6c6368723972001849#post_55a49e6c6368723972001849\r\n-gtfo- no\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e706368723972001854#post_55a49e706368723972001854\r\nmeh, don't feel like doing it again today\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49e766368725b2e000879#post_55a49e766368725b2e000879\r\nuh\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a49eac636872022c000bd2#post_55a49eac636872022c000bd2\r\nalready doing that","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"}]}