time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7601.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a54e3663687203ed004356","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/289/4/4/father_of_the_year_by_nothguy-d5i1o46.jpg!\r\nDefinitely goes to Spirit. ","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55a550486368724fd90004df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a54e3663687203ed004356#post_55a54e3663687203ed004356\r\nForgot Gendo.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a553236368723912001521","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"35c out\r\n\r\nwonderful","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a555b06368724fd9000997","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a54e3663687203ed004356#post_55a54e3663687203ed004356\r\nSpirit is a pretty good dad,\r\nHe was just a really shitty husband.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a556c76368723912001a59","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Blaaaaarg do something funny thread!!!!","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"55a5574b6368724958000124","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a555b06368724fd9000997#post_55a555b06368724fd9000997\r\nI always thought it would be funny if Maka's mom came back and started hitting on him cuz it turns out she is where all of maka's anti social issues come from so she's had a year long dry spell and wants back with spirit for regular sex again, just so maka can switch gears and go on about how her perv mom always wimps out when she gets horny like this,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55a557626368724fd9000b5e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pizzamovies\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a556c76368723912001a59#post_55a556c76368723912001a59\r\n\"no u\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a4O9nH5jx4","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a558ce636872613a002841","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a550486368724fd90004df#post_55a550486368724fd90004df\r\nAnd Ghetsis","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"55a55a34636872613a002a8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a550486368724fd90004df#post_55a550486368724fd90004df\r\nim actually surprised that Gendo didnt come up on that","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a55b0c6368726c03000d73","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pizzamovies\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a556c76368723912001a59#post_55a556c76368723912001a59\r\nrapes a dog*","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a55b656368724fd9001048","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a55b0c6368726c03000d73#post_55a55b0c6368726c03000d73\r\nDon't rape dogs","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a55c9d6368723912002340","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a55b0c6368726c03000d73#post_55a55b0c6368726c03000d73\r\nCongrats, it's a bitch!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"55a55e8963687254560007c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a55c9d6368723912002340#post_55a55c9d6368723912002340\r\n\r\nYou were supposed to motivate him Shia!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a55e9b63687254560007d2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"-I would rape a dog.-","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a55ef463687239120026fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just woke up from a dream where I met the most adorable human being in the word, getting rejected by him, being okay with that and years later meeting him again, finding out he's getting married and being _super_ not okay with that\r\n\r\nIt was kind of an emotional roller coaster","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a55f656368724fd90015a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a55ef463687239120026fc#post_55a55ef463687239120026fc\r\nif my name was Rose Lalonde i would try to derive some deeper meaning from that\r\n\r\nbut that's not my name so fuck it","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a5608b6368723912002940","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a55f656368724fd90015a5#post_55a55f656368724fd90015a5\r\nI think it's my subconscious trying to tell me I'm a lonely jobless slob\r\n\r\n\r\nThanks, me, I already knew that","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a563356368726e5400041a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5608b6368723912002940#post_55a5608b6368723912002940\r\nor maybe it's the fact that you're okay with things fucking up now but later they escalate into actual issues\r\n\r\nit might be a good idea to get your ass in gear, cuz let me tell you life's a fucking drag when you're trying to fix problem after problem while you're being surrounded by more issues and then taking to more issues to make the current ones seem like less of one and you know that those problems will exist after you fix these current problems while youre being fuelled by a feigned sense of hope that things will get better\r\n\r\nbut that advice could be written off because who wants to deal with shit when they could chill, right? cuz shit, that's what im doing","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a566b06368723d2d00006e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guh","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a567316368725456001350","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Buh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a569446368726f43000bc1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"man i'm kind of bored\r\n\r\nnot like bored bored but like\r\n\r\nslightly bored\r\n\r\nnot enough to do something about it but\r\n\r\nyeah","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a569a16368726f43000c51","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Today I was bored while at the bus stop.\r\n\r\nSo I superglued a quarter to the sidewalk.","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"55a56aa66368723962000a78","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a569446368726f43000bc1#post_55a569446368726f43000bc1\r\nHow to not be board, Zak's ultimate guido:\r\n\r\nStep 1: Find the nearest chopping board\r\nStep 2: KILL EVERYONE\r\nStep 4: Ignore step 2\r\nStep 6: Realize there was no step 5\r\nStep 7: Wait hold on we forgot 4 aswell\r\nStep 9: oh gosh i meant to say 3 not 4\r\nStep 10: FUCK\r\nStep 11: ?????\r\nStep 12: How do i do this without knowing what step 11 is?\r\nstep 13: THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER etc.\r\nStep 14: At this point you really are wondering when this will stop.\r\nStep 15: heeeeeeeeeeey\r\nStep 16: hoooooooooooo\r\nStep 17: No ok i'm stoping now\r\nStep 18: haha lol i'm so random\r\nStep 19: omg 18 didn't you hear 17?\r\nStep 20: Well here we are again...","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55a56b726368724958001cf6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ಠ_ಠ\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/990/305/1a7.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a56e0e6368726f43001384","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a563356368726e5400041a#post_55a563356368726e5400041a\r\nWell you're uplifting as ever\r\n\r\nI mean you're not wrong \r\nBut still\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a56b726368724958001cf6#post_55a56b726368724958001cf6\r\n*ಠ_ಠ*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}