time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7606.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a59cdb636872355b000226","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59c97636872676a0005b5#post_55a59c97636872676a0005b5\r\nPlease stop being","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a59dfd6368726704000893","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"americans pls go","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a59e4a636872670400090c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59dfd6368726704000893#post_55a59dfd6368726704000893\r\nwhere?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a59f316368725ffb000c6c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59e4a636872670400090c#post_55a59e4a636872670400090c\r\nto joel's stream\r\n\r\nhttp://www.twitch.tv/vargskelethor/","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a59f596368720330000785","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59dfd6368726704000893#post_55a59dfd6368726704000893\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]americans pls go[/bq]\r\nEasy come, easy go, will you let me go?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a59f9f63687203300007cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59f596368720330000785#post_55a59f596368720330000785\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59dfd6368726704000893#post_55a59dfd6368726704000893\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]americans pls go[/bq]\r\nEasy come, easy go, will you let me go?[/bq]\r\nShould I stay or should I go?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a59fd0636872355b00051e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"the clash > queen","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5a0296368726704000c2f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59fd0636872355b00051e#post_55a59fd0636872355b00051e\r\nNot Highlander. Inferior.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a5a043636872676a000b46","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"also joel just had a speech about iwata, no doubt it'll get on youtube sometime soon\r\n\r\ni like how he ended it with the quote \"life sucks and then you die\" too","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5a0666368726340000de7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a0296368726704000c2f#post_55a5a0296368726704000c2f\r\nur dicks inferior","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5a09f6368726340000e54","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a59fd0636872355b00051e#post_55a59fd0636872355b00051e\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]the clash > queen[/bq]\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/483638/meta-vs-doc-from-red-vs-blue-2-o.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a5a0c56368726704000d29","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Time travel to the past is impossible. Unless there's some other laws of Physics I don't know of that would prove otherwise.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a5a0d46368720330000924","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"omega's a bitch","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5a190636872100f000007","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Showered!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a5a19f636872100f00001b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a0d46368720330000924#post_55a5a0d46368720330000924\r\nShut your whore mouth, he's obviously a bastard.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a5a1b8636872676a000d73","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a0c56368726704000d29#post_55a5a0c56368726704000d29\r\nIt's possible if you have two portals connected to each other with one end traveling at a much faster rate. . . . It's just a really fucking bad idea to do so because as far as we know there's no evidence of parallel timelines so time travel would be a metaphorical bitch to not fuck up.\r\n\r\nIf you travel back to before you are born then chances are you would wipe yourself from existence entirely.  You would also only be able to travel to times that the portal is connected to.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a5a1d7636872355b000703","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a0c56368726704000d29#post_55a5a0c56368726704000d29\r\nDo you need a Delorean, a bunch of plutonium and a mad scientist?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a5a205636872100f000089","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a19f636872100f00001b#post_55a5a19f636872100f00001b\r\nhe's a bastard bitch\r\n\r\nman that sounds dangerously close to a 12 year old's insult\r\n\r\nalliteration is a bitch","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5a229636872355b000768","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a190636872100f000007#post_55a5a190636872100f000007\r\nWith what?\r\n\r\nAlso, I think Ambidexterity should be encouraged to all. Do you know how much one can accomplish if they are accustomed to using both hands? Quite a lot, let me tell you.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a5a2a76368720330000bb6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a229636872355b000768#post_55a5a229636872355b000768\r\nUm?\r\nShampoo and conditioner","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a5a2b46368720330000bc8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a1d7636872355b000703#post_55a5a1d7636872355b000703\r\nIts one of the only safe ways.\r\n\r\nA modified policebox also works.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a5a2ca636872100f000153","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a1b8636872676a000d73#post_55a5a1b8636872676a000d73\r\nYou mean a wormhole? Yeah, that'd work I think. If one end stay put and the other end travels at extreme speed into the future, this might work. Only if we can generate a wormhole big enough that is.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a5a2e66368725ffb001364","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh i found my 11th grade school id\r\n\r\ngod i was a fat shit","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a5a4a16368725ffb0016d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apples","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a5a4b2636872676a0011ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a2ca636872100f000153#post_55a5a2ca636872100f000153\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a5a1b8636872676a000d73#post_55a5a1b8636872676a000d73\r\nYou mean a wormhole? Yeah, that'd work I think. If one end stay put and the other end travels at extreme speed into the future, this might work. Only if we can generate a wormhole big enough that is.[/bq]\r\nI just remembered one thing.\r\n\r\nImagine holding up a microphone to the amp it connected to. A sound comes out of the amp and the to the microphone and a cycle is created. This results in that high pitched sound you hear when you do this. Eventually, it will become so intense that it blows your amps.\r\n\r\nNow imagine the 'wormhole scenario of my previous post. I think the same thing would happen only instead of sound we get radiation. Radiation from the future will travel back into the past. Then to the future until your time machine blows up.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}