time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7622.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a681666368721bae0026c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6800f636872070200082e#post_55a6800f636872070200082e\r\nI find the \"tumblr wumblr\" kind of stuff that is posted to imgur funny because i'm stupid and i don't mind admitting that.","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55a681a663687217ab00131f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you are the worst kind of people","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a681e063687217ab00137c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Found a hermit crab.\r\nWith Doge painted on its shell.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a681eb63687207020009f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a623c3636872593b004555#post_55a623c3636872593b004555\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]Wake up\r\nCan't move\r\nCan't breathe\r\nSee this\r\n[spoiler]!http://33.media.tumblr.com/228dcbc7f95bcf1d28410936ec9ec808/tumblr_nr3mjcds8J1tsd3zko1_1280.gif![/spoiler]\r\nWhat do [/bq]jesus christ am i the only one who doesn't shit their pants when i look at that\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a681a663687217ab00131f#post_55a681a663687217ab00131f\r\nI found most of that Tumblr stuff that was just posted funny.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a6824f6368727b3f002d69","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"^^ well i found your mom to be funny\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a681e063687217ab00137c#post_55a681e063687217ab00137c\r\nthat poor thing, did you euthanize??","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a6827e63687217ab001471","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a681eb63687207020009f8#post_55a681eb63687207020009f8\r\nnope youre not the only one, its obvious that the guy is wearing a mask if you look at the eyes and the gif uses that generic noise filter thing that was started by The Ring (which is a great horror film)","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6831c6368727b3f002f0d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a681a663687217ab00131f#post_55a681a663687217ab00131f\r\nYeah, i know.\r\n\r\n","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55a685016368723df2002694","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@I found the prefect job for all of you lazy shits@\r\n\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/c47df0188bce09384394582018069f4f/tumblr_nraqacn4yb1sff1xno1_540.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55a685886368720702000d96","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a685016368723df2002694#post_55a685016368723df2002694\r\nWhere do I sign up?","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a6866163687217ab0019f1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6824f6368727b3f002d69#post_55a6824f6368727b3f002d69\r\nRule said not to touch, so...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a686d06368723df2002992","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a685016368723df2002694#post_55a685016368723df2002694\r\nBut then I can't masturbate or play video games or watch anime.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a6870163687224290000e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a685016368723df2002694#post_55a685016368723df2002694\r\nholy hell i would do this so hard\r\n","author":"5307a92d6368722c6c0d0100"},{"id":"55a689fa63687217ab001f30","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"At work\r\nCuttin shit \r\n\r\n*reads print*\r\nDP time, in two places! Fancy ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a68a0463687217ab001f3b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a686d06368723df2002992#post_55a686d06368723df2002992\r\nthis","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a68a0b6368721bae00369f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">Campers goes to the beach\r\n>It start raining hard\r\nWell, fuck you too, Nature.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a68a516368723df2002ef6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6866163687217ab0019f1#post_55a6866163687217ab0019f1\r\nrules? you mean the things that losers follow?\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a689fa63687217ab001f30#post_55a689fa63687217ab001f30\r\ni wish that i couldve dp'd at my old job","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a68a926368727b3f003db2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a68a516368723df2002ef6#post_55a68a516368723df2002ef6\r\n>Show the rule to others\r\n>I touch the crabs myself\r\nBecause fuck the cops.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a68ad763687217ab00205d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you're at a park, who's gunna stop you","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a68b056368727b3f003eb4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a68ad763687217ab00205d#post_55a68ad763687217ab00205d\r\nI'm at a beach.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a68b086368725960000c01","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a68a516368723df2002ef6#post_55a68a516368723df2002ef6\r\nNow I got C'bore \r\n\r\nBut first I gotta touch off","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a68b136368720702001400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"                      @Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?@\r\n\r\n!http://viralandscdn.net/posts/13c6c/image-ZDJusSZs.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55a68b1c6368721bae003887","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a686d06368723df2002992#post_55a686d06368723df2002992\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a685016368723df2002694#post_55a685016368723df2002694\r\nBut then I can't masturbate or play video games or watch anime.[/bq]\r\nIt wouldn't feel like 70 days to you, as far as I understand.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55a68baf63687207020014c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a68b086368725960000c01#post_55a68b086368725960000c01\r\nidk man if i were you i'd just like\r\n\r\ndp all day\r\n\r\nsounds fun, can you switch slots when you want too?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a68bd16368725f7700000b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a68b136368720702001400#post_55a68b136368720702001400\r\nK.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a68bdc6368721bae003999","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a685016368723df2002694#post_55a685016368723df2002694\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]@I found the prefect job for all of you lazy shits@\r\n\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/c47df0188bce09384394582018069f4f/tumblr_nraqacn4yb1sff1xno1_540.jpg![/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a68b1c6368721bae003887#post_55a68b1c6368721bae003887\r\n[bq=\"toxicrystal\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a686d06368723df2002992#post_55a686d06368723df2002992\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a685016368723df2002694#post_55a685016368723df2002694\r\nBut then I can't masturbate or play video games or watch anime.[/bq]\r\nIt wouldn't feel like 70 days to you, as far as I understand.[/bq]\r\nThis is how a Video Games/Movie starts.\r\n\r\nScience offers you fucktons of cash, You take science up on that offer.\r\n\r\nThey put you to sleep, Something goes wrong, Next thing you know your waking up after 100,000,000 years and the End already happened or everything is fucked.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}