time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7630.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a6b9f26368727f02000134","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf#post_55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf\r\nFlying Foxes are best bats","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b96563687236ea00086a#post_55a6b96563687236ea00086a\r\nOh my god really? That sucks.\r\n\r\nAlways wanted a pet Bat. Fact I think I saw one at a pet store once too.\r\n\r\nIs there a way to make that not happen? \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b99d636872364d000bcd#post_55a6b99d636872364d000bcd\r\nYou tried catching one? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6ba1f636872362c000d58","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a#post_55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a\r\ni have no idea but i hope there is","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6ba506368727f02000195","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a#post_55a6b9fb63687236ea00091a\r\nThat. And I begged like no one has begged before.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a6ba69636872362c000ddc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf#post_55a6b9d4636872362c000cdf\r\nI seriously need to get a tablet.\r\n\r\nThough I have tried my brothers before and it feels pretty weird to use for me.\r\n\r\nI'm so used to feeling my sketches on paper to move to something smooth like that and requires me to put my arms in a different position is pretty weird. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9f26368727f02000134#post_55a6b9f26368727f02000134\r\nPlus they're huge\r\n!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/81/e1/12/81e112ca0e72aa1997fa4b19f98b073c.jpg!\r\nThey're like living demon teddy bears","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a6baa1636872362c000e45","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7#post_55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7\r\nNot to mention that bats are one of the few species on the planet that [spoiler]masturbate.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a6baa2636872364d000daf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7#post_55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7\r\ntheyre the biggest bats in the world im pretty sure","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6bb00636872362c000ef6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba1f636872362c000d58#post_55a6ba1f636872362c000d58\r\nSame, Bats are cool!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba506368727f02000195#post_55a6ba506368727f02000195\r\nI know how that feels.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6bb2f63687237040009c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7#post_55a6ba6a6368727f020001b7\r\nWait is that thing legit the size of that man? Shit!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6baa1636872362c000e45#post_55a6baa1636872362c000e45\r\nReally? \r\n\r\nNo seriously that's actually interesting. Do they know why?\r\n\r\nAlso I thought Monkey's also wanked the blueberry muffin as well. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6bb5f6368723a3e00009b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6ba69636872362c000ddc#post_55a6ba69636872362c000ddc\r\nYeah it's weird to get used to. You have to get used to the disconnect between your eyes and your hands. \r\n\r\nOnce I'm confident enough in my skills on a tablet I do want to switch to physical media though. Working on digital art is easy mode in a lot of places compared to a pencil and paper \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6baa1636872362c000e45#post_55a6baa1636872362c000e45\r\nI don't want bat jizz all over my gatdang house","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a6bb746368723a3e0000b5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bb2f63687237040009c0#post_55a6bb2f63687237040009c0\r\nYep. In fact a lot of bat species actually practice oral sex.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a6bba86368723a34000134","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bb00636872362c000ef6#post_55a6bb00636872362c000ef6\r\nand theyre fucking adorable too\r\n!http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2014/03/Ectophylla_alba_Costa_Rica.jpg!\r\n!http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2014/03/Dwarf-epauletted-fruit-bat.jpg!\r\n!http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2014/03/Great_Fruit-eating_Bat_%28Artibeus_lituratus%29_crop.jpg!\r\n!http://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2014/03/Acerodon_celebensis-sm.jpg!","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a6bbc46368723a34000160","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bb2f63687237040009c0#post_55a6bb2f63687237040009c0\r\n^~if it looks like a blueberry muffin you might wanna see a doctor~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a6bbf7636872593a000036","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://orig01.deviantart.net/a170/f/2013/290/c/d/redead_attack_by_rongs1234-d6qv8g2.jpg!\r\nGODDAMNIT, FUCK THOSE THINGS.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a6bc2f636872362c0010fb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6b9ad63687237040007f8#post_55a6b9ad63687237040007f8\r\nyou gotta keeeeep uuuup\r\n\r\ntho tbh i dont have a working xbox, just my 360\r\n\r\nit works okay but there are some games i havent played in years\r\n\r\ngamecube and ps2 tho","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a6bc3c6368723704000b40","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hi","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a6bc436368723665000f9f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bb746368723a3e0000b5#post_55a6bb746368723a3e0000b5\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/aa89725957e3f8a65c93879329266869/tumblr_mvewnudGLK1r55ed0o1_400.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6bc5f636872593a0000b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"EEE\":http://youtu.be/SsjCGb6L7_8","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a6bcf7636872593a000168","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hi","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a6bd526368723a3e000344","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bbc46368723a34000160#post_55a6bbc46368723a34000160\r\n~Shit, I knew something was wrong when my dick kept leaving crumps everywhere~\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bba86368723a34000134#post_55a6bba86368723a34000134\r\nYus! the Bat cuties! I wanna hug em!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bc2f636872362c0010fb#post_55a6bc2f636872362c0010fb\r\nI have an original Xbox, dont know if it still works? \r\n\r\nI remember It got wet up pretty bad because of a leak in my old room. \r\n\r\nI got a Ps2, Gamecube (Somewhere), Wii, Wii U, And PS3.\r\n\r\nAlso the Original PSP and DS.\r\n\r\nUsed to have a Gameboy but I don't know what happened to it. Also we have that Gamecube thing that lets you play Gameboy games on it.  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6bd60636872362c0012c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bcf7636872593a000168#post_55a6bcf7636872593a000168\r\nHello","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a6bd856368723a34000400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a6bbf7636872593a000036#post_55a6bbf7636872593a000036\r\ni have yelled at link to move so many times from those things","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a6bde7636872362c0013c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"tfw no voodoo vince","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a6be396368723665001312","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i have a dog who is 11, almost 12 years old. I had since he was a puppy and I'm dreading the day when he will pass away :|","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"}]}