time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7645.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a7223a6368726bed000506","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a71f986368726951002a0e#post_55a71f986368726951002a0e\r\npls dont be fake\r\n\r\npls dont be fake\r\n\r\nPLS DONT BE FAKE\r\n\r\nPLS DONT BE MOTHERFUCKING FAKE","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55a722586368725ef3000bad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a722036368724f4c0006ea#post_55a722036368724f4c0006ea\r\nYou got a gun, then?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a722af636872601a0006d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a722586368725ef3000bad#post_55a722586368725ef3000bad\r\nNo","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a722d06368725ef3000c50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my stepdad just dropped off like a bag full of peaches.\r\n\r\nThey go surprisingly well with hot earl grey tea.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a722d463687277e30013be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a722af636872601a0006d9#post_55a722af636872601a0006d9\r\nYou cunt.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a723146368724f4c00081a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a71f986368726951002a0e#post_55a71f986368726951002a0e\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"IF THIS IS FAKE I AM GOING TO EXPOUND\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EAG_b47A0I [/bq]\r\n*YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a7232a63687277e300142b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a722036368724f4c0006ea#post_55a722036368724f4c0006ea\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]List of reasons to live:\r\nthe A\r\nthe B\r\nthe C\r\nthe D\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[/bq]\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a723306368725ef3000cc3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a722d06368725ef3000c50#post_55a722d06368725ef3000c50\r\nRead that as 'hot girl tea'\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a722d463687277e30013be#post_55a722d463687277e30013be\r\nNo u","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a7234c6368724f4c00086a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"s xvn","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a72383636872601a0007ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a723146368724f4c00081a#post_55a723146368724f4c00081a\r\nCalm your man tits, it can still be fake.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a723a36368724c25001cff","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a72383636872601a0007ad#post_55a72383636872601a0007ad\r\n*IT BETTER NOT BE FAKE OR SOMEONE IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a723a46368724f4c0008e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a7223a6368726bed000506#post_55a7223a6368726bed000506\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a723146368724f4c00081a#post_55a723146368724f4c00081a\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a72383636872601a0007ad#post_55a72383636872601a0007ad\r\nIT BETTER NOT BE THO","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a723cb6368724c25001d40","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It's fake, Obama told me.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55a723f96368726bed00069e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a723a46368724f4c0008e2#post_55a723a46368724f4c0008e2\r\n*MOTHERFUCKING SWAT KAAAAAATS!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a7241e6368725ef3000e02","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I see the game over screen of banjo kazooie as the good ending\r\ngrunty's hot\r\ntooty's less terrifying \r\neverybody wins ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a72437636872695100315e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a723a36368724c25001cff#post_55a723a36368724c25001cff\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a723a46368724f4c0008e2#post_55a723a46368724f4c0008e2\r\n_Calm your big ass man sticks._\r\nThey got 16 days to confirm this, so chill.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a724696368724c25001e2e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a72437636872695100315e#post_55a72437636872695100315e\r\n\"*NEVERRRRRRR*\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uydTPldk0dY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a724ae6368724c25001e8a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a72437636872695100315e#post_55a72437636872695100315e\r\nYo tbe Kats deserve a second chance.\r\nThose cool guys got shafted thanks to *Captain FUCKING Planet!*\r\nGOD I hate that blue bastard!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a724e3636872727c000011","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a724ae6368724c25001e8a#post_55a724ae6368724c25001e8a\r\nWait really? \r\n\r\nREALLY!?!?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a7259a636872729d000102","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a724ae6368724c25001e8a#post_55a724ae6368724c25001e8a\r\nNever really watched the show, and to be honest, I'm not interested in it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a725ac6368727271000157","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a724e3636872727c000011#post_55a724e3636872727c000011\r\nHere's how the story fucking goes. Ted Turner wanted to seriously push his environmentalist idea. So he created that idiotic show that everyone makes fun of. So all the dudes over at Hannah-Barberra STOPPED working on Swat Kats and started working on CaptainPlanet because Ted Turner wrote their paychecks.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a7267e63687272b40001c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a722036368724f4c0006ea#post_55a722036368724f4c0006ea\r\nList of reasons to die:","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a726886368727286000258","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a725ac6368727271000157#post_55a725ac6368727271000157\r\nso \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmypHQ5AUxQ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a726f563687216cb00010e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a726886368727286000258#post_55a726886368727286000258\r\nEXACTLY that.\r\n\r\nIn summary. Fuck Captain Planet. Fuck his Planeteers. Fuck Hannah-Barberra. Fuck EVERYTHING RELATED TO THAT BLUE PIECE OF FILTH!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a7274e63687272710003a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"thought: jedi would never have to worry about someone who's not force sensitive using their lightsaber if it were activated with the force by way of an internal switch","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}