time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7674.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a880546368720f54001adb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8800363687263b600055d#post_55a8800363687263b600055d\r\nWhat a creepy asshole!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8800d63687208d2000059#post_55a8800d63687208d2000059\r\n*[Cue Spanish people yelling for some reason with close ups]*\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a8808663687263b6000603","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a87f4f6368720909000f43#post_55a87f4f6368720909000f43\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]And then there's all the professional wrestling  I used to watch.\r\n\r\nAnd professional wrestling is just a cheesy soap opera with more violence.[/bq]\r\nIf you ask me wrestling is better than actual boxing, cause if we're talking about a important fight with lots and lots of money boxers and that will play it safe rather than actually put on a show; sure wrestling is fake but it's more entertaining.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn another note: I called it that monster musume was going to be the next big thing.  Right now the popularity took off like a rocket.  Before the anime started it was already popular, but now that it has a anime it just in a week shot through the roof.\r\n\r\nEven if you don't like harem anime I would still suggest watching it cause the fanservice in the show is used for comedic effect rather than how a lot of anime the fanservice is creepily placed.  If you hate harems the anime is still pretty good; if you hate fanservice the anime is still pretty good.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a8808963687209a600009c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a87fee63687208c1000052#post_55a87fee63687208c1000052\r\nno, the rock is a terminator\r\nthe mother fucker was laughing about his finger snapping\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8802863687263b600058d#post_55a8802863687263b600058d\r\nbut he might destroy you like he did the moon ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a880ad63687208ef000112","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a880016368724a740001eb#post_55a880016368724a740001eb\r\nA creepy Fraxit.","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55a880e563687209a6000114","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8808663687263b6000603#post_55a8808663687263b6000603\r\nWhat if I just hate anime?\r\n\r\nNo squiggy! I was only being hypothetical! Don't burn me with the poker!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a881736368724a740003ee","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8808663687263b6000603#post_55a8808663687263b6000603\r\nMaybe for American Boxers.\r\n\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a8818763687208c1000279","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish kendo would be a thing in the Olympics.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55a8819d6368720994000217","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a880e563687209a6000114#post_55a880e563687209a6000114\r\nHot pokers are much too barbaric for my taste. I prefer a much more subtle route.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]A much more slow and intimate route~[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a881dd63687263b60007dd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8819d6368720994000217#post_55a8819d6368720994000217\r\nRubbing acid on my body?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a8820063687208ef0002a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so pixels looks......like a movie\r\n\r\nbut the fact that peter dinklage is playing billy Mitchell is freaking great","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a882036368724a740004cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8819d6368720994000217#post_55a8819d6368720994000217\r\nThe dread Wet willy!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55a8821363687209a6000216","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8818763687208c1000279#post_55a8818763687208c1000279\r\nHey, you know how most martial arts start with unarmed and then move on to weapons.\r\n\r\nArnis is the opposite of that. It starts of with the weapons and ends with bare hands. The concept is the better fighter you are, the less tools you need.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a8826a6368724a74000561","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a881dd63687263b60007dd#post_55a881dd63687263b60007dd\r\nI'll be rubbing something on your body. See the most gratifying way of breaking someone is getting them to scream \"stop.\"\r\n\r\n[spoiler]It's getting them to scream \"KEEP GOING.\"[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a8826a63687208d2000325","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a882036368724a740004cd#post_55a882036368724a740004cd\r\nI read that as \"the dread pirate wet willy\" ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a882946368720f54001e4b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8808663687263b6000603#post_55a8808663687263b6000603\r\nIf you've seen the last fight between Pacquiao and Mayweather, you'd know why this only applies to Americans and maybe other Westerners.\r\n\r\n","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a8829f63687263b60008bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8821363687209a6000216#post_55a8821363687209a6000216\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8818763687208c1000279#post_55a8818763687208c1000279\r\nHey, you know how most martial arts start with unarmed and then move on to weapons.\r\n\r\nArnis is the opposite of that. It starts of with the weapons and ends with bare hands. The concept is the better fighter you are, the less tools you need.[/bq]\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gye19Q_tK_A/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a882da63687263b6000906","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8826a6368724a74000561#post_55a8826a6368724a74000561\r\nWell I'd last all of 2 seconds. I scream that everyday.\r\n\r\n...admittedly half of it is for cake.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a882e26368724a74000607","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8826a63687208d2000325#post_55a8826a63687208d2000325\r\nThat'd be a good name for a kid's book. One of those really silly, slighty gross ones.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55a883296368720f54001f49","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a8829f63687263b60008bc#post_55a8829f63687263b60008bc\r\nI've only gone as far as double short sticks and not yet a knife.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a883526368720f54001f8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://geekoutsw.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/korosensei-face.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a883736368724a740006c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a882e26368724a74000607#post_55a882e26368724a74000607\r\nScrew that, that shit's gonna be my name if I play pirates! again. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a8837b63687208ef000472","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a883526368720f54001f8e#post_55a883526368720f54001f8e\r\nIt's the marshmallow monster from Ghostbusters.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55a883a563687208d2000494","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh my god!  I'm playing a fucking fangame of portal and it's giving me a harder time than either portal 1 or 2.  I beat portal 1 the first time in 30 minutes!  I should not be doing this poorly with essentially a fanfiction game!\r\n\r\n(Portal Mel)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a884166368720f540020cb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a883a563687208d2000494#post_55a883a563687208d2000494\r\nHAHHAHAHAAHA! Wait. You seriously beat Portal 1 in 30 minutes?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a884a663687208d20005c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a884166368720f540020cb#post_55a884166368720f540020cb\r\n[bq=\"Virgil Stormblade\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a883a563687208d2000494#post_55a883a563687208d2000494\r\nHAHHAHAHAAHA! Wait. You seriously beat Portal 1 in 30 minutes?[/bq]\r\nYeah; and Portal Mel is pissing me off cause it's like if a super genius designed a puzzle game.  I had to solve a test with two buttons and one box. . . I'm not kidding about that; try to wrap your head about how to solve a puzzle with two buttons but only one box.  Non-euclidean mother *beep!*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}