time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7682.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a91e0d63687264ec000b6e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh hi guys\r\nso i haven't read like the last 15 pages\r\nso what are we talking about","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55a91e4d63687237e2002b0d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91dcb63687237e2002a26#post_55a91dcb63687237e2002a26\r\nSims 3 it is!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a91e5863687264ec000bc1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91dcb63687237e2002a26#post_55a91dcb63687237e2002a26\r\nY'know, I played the PSP version of Sims 2, and get this, there is an actual story in the game. An actual friggin' story.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a91e5e63687237f1002605","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SuperSupermario24\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91e0d63687264ec000b6e#post_55a91e0d63687264ec000b6e\r\nSims and jokes. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a91ea263687272cf0007d3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91dae63687237f1002502#post_55a91dae63687237f1002502\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/n0Z88J5.gif!\r\nHE BROKE THROUGH\r\nHE'S COMING FOR YO BLACK ASS\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91dcb63687237e2002a26#post_55a91dcb63687237e2002a26\r\nMy sister's a huge fan of the Sims, so yeah...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a91ec763687237e2002be7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91e5863687264ec000bc1#post_55a91e5863687264ec000bc1\r\n\r\nFirst of all, _never_ play Sims on a non-PC console. EA is lazy and you will get shit.\r\n\r\nTwo, what the fuck? Usually the towns have stories, but it's really up to the player to fulfill them and make them up as they go along. You mean there was, like, an actual story path?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a91f1063687272cf00083c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q715/retrolyra/retrolyra057/Screenshot-86_zpsis3ksvoh.jpg! \r\n\r\n!http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q715/retrolyra/retrolyra057/Screenshot-85_zpsue0mzzxj.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q715/retrolyra/retrolyra057/Screenshot-80_zpsb0qo4jng.jpg!\r\n\r\nAnd now you're reminding me how beautiful my Sims' children are. fuck","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a91f4763687237e2002cd6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91ec763687237e2002be7#post_55a91ec763687237e2002be7\r\nYeah. An actual beginning, middle and end of a story for The Sims 2. And I also played the PS2 version of it too, which is more like the PC version in that it doesn't have a story. And so far, the PSP version is the only one that has an actual story. BTW, the PSP version has a 3rd-person perspective whereas the PS2 version uses the more traditional overhead perspective.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a91f756368723836001c7b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91f4763687237e2002cd6#post_55a91f4763687237e2002cd6\r\n\r\n...isn't the entire point of the Sims to make your *own* story?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a91f9463687237f1002804","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91f1063687272cf00083c#post_55a91f1063687272cf00083c\r\n....\r\nI'm concerned about the parents.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a91fda636872384a0017df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91ea263687272cf0007d3#post_55a91ea263687272cf0007d3\r\n*Uses the God hand*\r\n\r\n!http://www.godfist.com/godhandfan/images/gifs/pummel_loop_azel.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a91fe663687272cf0008fb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91f756368723836001c7b#post_55a91f756368723836001c7b\r\nWell, you can still do all the stuff that you can do in the other versions and the game doesn't force you to finish the story, unless you want to get some upgrades or new job opportunities.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a9200963687264ec000d89","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91f9463687237f1002804#post_55a91f9463687237f1002804\r\n\r\nDon't. Fawn is fucking hot.\r\n\r\n!http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q715/retrolyra/retrolyra041/Screenshot-36_zpsdfahnxtc.jpg!\r\n\r\nGinny's not half bad, either.\r\n\r\n!http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q715/retrolyra/retrolyra020/Screenshot-9_zps66h9vhwg.jpg!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a9202663687237f10028f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91fda636872384a0017df#post_55a91fda636872384a0017df\r\nMy Arm! My Arm! My Arm! My Arm! My Arm! My Arm! Will summon up the power of the GOD HAND!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a9205f63687272cf00096f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a91fda636872384a0017df#post_55a91fda636872384a0017df\r\nDon't you mean, God claw?\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9200963687264ec000d89#post_55a9200963687264ec000d89\r\nThis is one of the reasons I don't play the game.\r\nI witnessed a man giving birth to an alien baby once.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a920e463687264ec000e8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9205f63687272cf00096f#post_55a9205f63687272cf00096f\r\n\r\nPff, regular Sims are boring. You need the occasional alien abduction. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a920f6636872733100034c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9202663687237f10028f4#post_55a9202663687237f10028f4\r\nGONNA KICK YA ASS INTO THE MILKY WAY!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9205f63687272cf00096f#post_55a9205f63687272cf00096f\r\n~Nu tha God Hand tho~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a921536368723836001f72","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a920f6636872733100034c#post_55a920f6636872733100034c\r\nDON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE THE BALL BUSTAH! *in a soft voice*:Ball bustah!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a9215963687237f1002ac8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a920e463687264ec000e8e#post_55a920e463687264ec000e8e\r\nA man was abducted by an UFO for only using a telescope, and then I noticed a man got fat. Then it hit me.\r\n_That guy was pregnant._\r\nI was expecting a human baby. Still wasn't disappointed.\r\nAnd that's when I stopped playing.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a9218863687264ec000f4e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9215963687237f1002ac8#post_55a9215963687237f1002ac8\r\nThat can happen in the PS2 version of The Sims 2. Yeah, it was weird there too.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a921c2636872384a001a5c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9215963687237f1002ac8#post_55a9215963687237f1002ac8\r\n\r\nAlien abductions are just one of the many broken aspects in Sims. I get a ship spawning on my property almost _every single night._ I can delete the ship so my Sims are safe, but it's still obnoxious. ","author":null},{"id":"55a921cf636872384a001a72","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anon was me. Whoops.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a9226563687238360020e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Once, I made a male Sim for the sole purpose of sleeping and making children with every single female in town.I put him on free will. He went to the park and, with absolutely no direction from me, proceeded to bang every single female in the vicinity in the Sims' version of the Tardis. Sisters and mothers disappeared. It was glorious.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a922c563687237f1002cc6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9226563687238360020e6#post_55a9226563687238360020e6\r\nHOLY SHIT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a92301636872384a001c02","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9226563687238360020e6#post_55a9226563687238360020e6\r\nYou Sims players are fucking glorious.\r\n\"Real life? Nah, I'll just go and make a guy bang every women in this town.\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}